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I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh LordAnd I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh LordCan you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord
You know for a god, that dude in the bible sure made a lot of mistakes. And now you have a bunch of immoral people telling others that their rules are far superior to anyone else’s because that’s what the bible tells them. Love god, love neighbor; two things religionists are incapable of doing. This is what salvation without Christ looks like; Law usurps Love.
Whenever I hear of “Replacement Theory,” I think of this: https://www.facinghistory.org/holocaust-and-human-behavior/chapter-5/breeding-new-german-race.
She’s drawing the symbol for females and Wiley is showing the result as snow, which breaks up the party mood. Not an encouraging view of the future relationship.
I can see some of the problems as well as the benefits with the original single-gender plan. Adding the second as she did worked well enough … although it led to a lot of crowding in places.
But the current “Gender of the Month” plan currently in place is getting weird.
So, to be clear — all the problems in the world are caused by women? If I didn’t know better, I’d swear this was Wiley’s answer to the SCOTUS decision on Friday. The Bible preaches to blame the woman.
There is no “Mrs. Almighty”. The Triune God is the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
Nice try, but bad theology.
Now, that said, Man was made better when a woman was brought to him by God. However, Man and Woman made their lives and the life of humanity worse by disobeying God and choosing the path of trying to “be like God” based on Satan’s evil plans and deceptions tempting them to sin.
Considering the Book was written by men to make them feel all special and important and like not born from a women (because, that means MOM was there first), I just wonder what paradise would’ve looked like if women were there first. A world without misogyny would be something we’ve never experienced.
Hmmm. I was under the impression that when God got around to creating animals (e.g., 1,500 species of skink, for example.) to entertain Adam, he created male & female critters, whose cavorting gave Adam “ideas”. Not necessarily the skinks, but the rather obvious behavior of bonobos, ungulate harems, etc. etc.
I’m male and have no problem in stating that most men are in fact broken. While they can take credit for some of our progress, you only have to look at the state of the world and admit men have truely F it up. Women could hardly have done worse and I suspect quite a bit better.
eastern.woods.metal almost 3 years ago
Women always want to fix hat isn’t broken, including men
C almost 3 years ago
The gynocentric age marked the end of paradise
saobadao almost 3 years ago
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh LordAnd I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh LordCan you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord
Bilan almost 3 years ago
That’s the reason we don’t have pizza and beer growing on trees???
Asharah almost 3 years ago
Have a snowball fight. And it keeps the beer cold.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Speaking as a certifiable guy, thank you right kindly, Mrs. Almighty!
sirbadger almost 3 years ago
Would things have turned out better with 2 separate paradises: One male and one female?
Jason Allen almost 3 years ago
I don’t know if I’d call this paradise. I’d still want 1 or 2 more humans for… um… companionship.
Charliegirl Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Today’s comic is downright delightful!
in.amongst almost 3 years ago
Never get in the way of a woman and her fixing.
sergioandrade Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Women are crazy, men are stupid, the reason women are crazy is because men are stupid.”
comic4matt almost 3 years ago
This was truly paradise
Isenthor1978 almost 3 years ago
You know for a god, that dude in the bible sure made a lot of mistakes. And now you have a bunch of immoral people telling others that their rules are far superior to anyone else’s because that’s what the bible tells them. Love god, love neighbor; two things religionists are incapable of doing. This is what salvation without Christ looks like; Law usurps Love.
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
Bears became Wiley bears when they had to bulk up to make it through hibernation.
keenanthelibrarian almost 3 years ago
Nothing much gets past Adam …
dflak almost 3 years ago
Whenever I hear of “Replacement Theory,” I think of this: https://www.facinghistory.org/holocaust-and-human-behavior/chapter-5/breeding-new-german-race.
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
She’s drawing the symbol for females and Wiley is showing the result as snow, which breaks up the party mood. Not an encouraging view of the future relationship.
ewaldoh almost 3 years ago
I can see some of the problems as well as the benefits with the original single-gender plan. Adding the second as she did worked well enough … although it led to a lot of crowding in places.
But the current “Gender of the Month” plan currently in place is getting weird.
RitaGB almost 3 years ago
So, to be clear — all the problems in the world are caused by women? If I didn’t know better, I’d swear this was Wiley’s answer to the SCOTUS decision on Friday. The Bible preaches to blame the woman.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I sense a spell of gentrification coming on. RUN GUYS!!
goboboyd almost 3 years ago
Critical Male Theory. A slippery slope to your remote control being taken away. That’s what the ubiquitous ‘They’ are trying to deny you.
jimchronister2016 almost 3 years ago
Great tune wiley, Im sure thats exactly the way it happened! Ha!
c141starlifter almost 3 years ago
And Eve said “Oyvey, cover that thing up…….Oh my, it is UP”.
gldoutt Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Drink beer, eat pizza and pass gas. Is there more to life than that?
mindjob almost 3 years ago
This takes raining on your parade to a new level
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That should keep the beer cold.
LKrueger41 almost 3 years ago
In the long run it has worked out pretty well. A wet blanket would have had all the disadvantages without any of the benefits.
JudyAz almost 3 years ago
First time I’ve seen God with a pony tail..
Free or Not? Premium Member almost 3 years ago
There is no “Mrs. Almighty”. The Triune God is the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
Nice try, but bad theology.
Now, that said, Man was made better when a woman was brought to him by God. However, Man and Woman made their lives and the life of humanity worse by disobeying God and choosing the path of trying to “be like God” based on Satan’s evil plans and deceptions tempting them to sin.
Anon4242 almost 3 years ago
Considering the Book was written by men to make them feel all special and important and like not born from a women (because, that means MOM was there first), I just wonder what paradise would’ve looked like if women were there first. A world without misogyny would be something we’ve never experienced.
Daltongang Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well God, what did you think was going to happen when you created Mrs. God. Not so omnipotent after all now are we?
librarylady59 almost 3 years ago
Ah, the mansplaining goes deep here. Men have done so well with the earth, the world, and peace. :-)
cupertino jay almost 3 years ago
breaking news: other genders drink beer eat pizza and gas pass aswell
Hydrohead almost 3 years ago
So, is this the winter of their discontent?
Holden Awn almost 3 years ago
Cue: Lilith
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oh, boohoo, all you poor men!
exitseven almost 3 years ago
Sooner or later somebody rides into town and screws everything up
AndrewSihler almost 3 years ago
Hmmm. I was under the impression that when God got around to creating animals (e.g., 1,500 species of skink, for example.) to entertain Adam, he created male & female critters, whose cavorting gave Adam “ideas”. Not necessarily the skinks, but the rather obvious behavior of bonobos, ungulate harems, etc. etc.
leemorse9777 almost 3 years ago
I’m male and have no problem in stating that most men are in fact broken. While they can take credit for some of our progress, you only have to look at the state of the world and admit men have truely F it up. Women could hardly have done worse and I suspect quite a bit better.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Pair ’a dice. You never know what comes up next.
anomaly almost 3 years ago
At least the beer’s cold now.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 3 years ago
ALBE, After Lilith Before Eve. No one mentions Lilith, that was a big mistake.
LeslieAnn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Awhile back I mentioned I wold love to see Mrs. Almighty’s version of paradise. Maybe we’ll get to see it one Sunday.
Doctor Go almost 3 years ago
A.S. – After Supreme Court…
donut reply almost 3 years ago
A married fellow I know, used to say, “Adam ate apple, so as punishment God created Eve”.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
I have read, “God created man and then he rested, then God created woman and no one has rested ever since…”
bakana almost 3 years ago
And, lo and behold, they invented Long Underwear.
Also, Bearskin Rugs.
L Dash almost 3 years ago
Wow, some of these comments went to a dark place, geez.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Frosty balls…could shock some sense into them, but I doubt it.
librarylady59 almost 3 years ago
God was the original patriarch. Being an apatheist I am free from his ridiculousness.
198.23.5.11 almost 3 years ago
A tourist boat was struck by lightning in Florida.
God thought De Santis was on it.
JenSolo02 almost 3 years ago
I’ve always wondered about reproduction during that era…
c141starlifter almost 3 years ago
So, the beer keg was man’s first invention?