Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 22, 2022

Titanium

SPF 1000, at least.

Marjorie Taylor Greene was just vaporized by a Jewish Space Laser.

The only really good bit of environment news is that by about 2060, the ozone holes should be closed.

And it will only have taken 80 years….

Actually, that was Dilbert’s space laser in the wrong hands.

Wiley kids – just love ’em.

How about one that meets British Venusian Society standards? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_Venus_with_Love

Ahhh .. NONE! You shouldn’t be out in it! From one who knows (in case you missed it, I’m in the great land of Oz). We know a thing or two about sun burn/stroke Be warned.

DANG those Jewish space lasers!

No it is not global climate change, it is the proof that the Trumpians have been looking for of the alien satellite that was used to change the paper ballots that people cast.

Certainly not TNT.

Activate your personal portable electronic UV Shield device.

You mean a hat, right? :D

Ozone holes? Is this a thing?

Weren’t we supposed to meet your sister, Ultra-Violet, around here?

Wear a full 17th Century Knight’s armor!

Underground.

SPF Extinction.

20 minutes exposure is the longest time recommended to avoid sunburn or earliest form of skin cancer. But people will believe what they read on the labels. Advertising is not actual physical proof.

that looks more like a phaser.

There’s a beach in Pinellas county, Florida that has banned beach umbrellas. Why you ask? Because they obstruct the ocean view of the rich people who own oceanfront homes. Let the peasants get skin cancer!

That guy had the gas station bean burrito

Red Pandas don’t go to the beach. We curl up under a nice cool bush. Mmmm, nice.

Never could understand the allure of baking in the sun on a beach. After an hour I’m bored, tired, thirsty, sweaty, sticky, covered with sand and have a headache. Sure the scenery’s nice, but I’d rather be walking the beach. Preferably very early, very late or off season.

It´s so dry and dusty here all you need is factor 2 and then stand near the road when a tractor passes(I live in the country), instant grit factor 1000.

That was a test shot from one of Musk’s “communication satellites”.

It’s not an ozone hole. It’s a space laser made by those people who like kosher foods. /s

I suspect tar would be about right.

I suspect tar would be about right. You know, I don’t hear so much about holes in the ozone layer these days.

…wow, pretty selective sun blast…makes you rethink wearing your mask to protect yourself and others from those smart Covid germs that can’t measure six feet or tell the difference if you’re sitting at a table or standing in line or driving your car by yourself…

probably that recent CME

SPF 50 – just like areas without ozone holes.

This may be in response to the recent “discovery” of ozone holes in tropical regions. Although there was a minor “panic” in the media to get this story distributed, fellow scientists have been quite skeptical about the data and whether this is a new and disturbing phenomenon.

Jewish Space Lasers at work again!

Nobody else at the beach has been obliterated, so the laser was set at a very narrow beam.

Ask MT Green – she can fill you in on the details!

There are no more ozone holes. We actually DID something about them!

The ozone layer has been slowly recovering for thirty years, thanks to actually doing something about the problem. Wiley is showing his age.

Here we go again. More propaganda…

I believe it requires Sunblock 5000: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oJzfmWO3CU

The best sunscreen I’ve found has been a cool, dark barroom where you can look out a window and see the sun.

Sunblock 5000 https://tenor.com/view/sunblock-3000-gif-25757706

I thought the ozone holes healed up. We did have a doozy of a solar storm come our way yesterday though.

Around 99 per cent of ozone-depleting substances have been phased out and the protective layer above Earth is being replenished. The Antarctic ozone hole is expected to close by the 2060s, while other regions will return to pre-1980s values even earlier.Sep 15, 2021

With the weather we’ve having now,this isn’t even anything unusual.

Wowser. The T*Rd Reich trolls had a real conundrum (they’ll have to look that one up) – do they admit that the Nefarious Emlty-Gee was both so antisemitic and so dumb as to actually think Jewish Space Lasers were a real thing, or would they let the reference just fly a few feet over their pointy little ol’ wooden white hood wearin’ heads because Hannity, Tuvkyo Rose, & Co. never mentioned to them, or would they just take one for the cheatin’ trator’s team and play even dumber than they already are? No real good choices there.

Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton), who has seen the coming nuclear war, tries to alert the shrink to the need for sunblock 2 million:

https://youtu.be/P2BlUN-h8-I

Is the Walkie-talkie building nearby?

50+

https://sunscreen.org.nz/

Teeny, tiny hole in the ozone. No one seems to be concerned about it.

Jewish space laser?

Why is it ok for the EPA to regulate ozone depleting chemicals but not greenhouse gases?

A fortified lead umbrella.

What, we’re still doing ozone hole humor? What’s next, making fun of having avocado-colored kitchen appliances?