When working at the grocery store collecting carts, cleaning spills, anything else that involves a lot of running around, my average number of steps is thirty thousand.
Might not be slapstick funny, but it is a warm, gentle sort of humor that makes you smile. If not, next time Nancy will hit him in the face with a lemon cream pie.
Probably tied the cell phone to Puddles. Sort of like the lady that put her Fitbit on her dog’s tail to show her doctor she’d been walking at least a mile every day.
Poor Nancy. She’s wondering how she ended up with this idiot. A man who, by the way, just ignores that she is speaking and goes to sleep after convincing himself he is exhausted.
My husband was in the hospital for several day, in bed all day. His fitness watch said he achieved all his goals for standing and walking. I knew it was not accurate even before that. But he still believes it.
So are we really going to pretend the whiners here actually care about the comic or just want to see their words on the screen and see how many likes and replies they get? OMG!
On one of my pre-pandemic running routes, there was a spot that I guess had electromagnetic interference. I guess that because, at that location, my heart rate monitor would sometimes show 32767 beats per minute.
lvlax about 2 years ago
So are we going to pretend this was actually funny? LOL
Namrepus about 2 years ago
Almost a million steps? Did he walk to Timbuktu?
Templo S.U.D. about 2 years ago
When working at the grocery store collecting carts, cleaning spills, anything else that involves a lot of running around, my average number of steps is thirty thousand.
Mordock999 Premium Member about 2 years ago
“Tired,” eh Frank?
Nancy?
For “funnies” Yell “Frank there’s a Spider crawling on YOU,” at the top of your lungs.
I’ll bet “tired” Frank will find “energy” real quick.
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
I love it when my health app gives me a “bonus”
linus82 about 2 years ago
So Frank walked the equivalent of about 18 marathons a day. Or maybe he started running like Terry Fox.
momofalex7 about 2 years ago
I think Nancy is jealous because Frank is obviously going to sleep well, like immediately.
Airman about 2 years ago
Might not be slapstick funny, but it is a warm, gentle sort of humor that makes you smile. If not, next time Nancy will hit him in the face with a lemon cream pie.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 years ago
“I can sleep well after all that walking.”
Dirty Dragon about 2 years ago
Nancy is left wondering what happened to all that strength and stamina.
danketaz Premium Member about 2 years ago
Well I’d certainly be tired after taking all them steps.
Rhetorical_Question about 2 years ago
Frank Degroot’s day job is …….?
gnmnrbl about 2 years ago
“and i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more, just to be the man who would walk a thousand miles to fall down at your door”
Brdshtt Premium Member about 2 years ago
I think it was counting the gas bubbles in his large intestine.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Yep Nancy, he’s going to pretend and you’re going to pretend he’s not pretending. What a Beautiful couple♡.
Shirl Summ Premium Member about 2 years ago
I tried using a step counter app on my phone. It didn’t work. half the time it didn’t even record steps.
Purple People Eater about 2 years ago
Depending on the size of his steps, tha’s probably somewhere close to 500 km / 300 miles. I think he should try a different app.
Susan00100 about 2 years ago
Satisfied, Nancy??
No night of passion tonight!!
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
Smartphones are getting too smart.
Johnnyrico about 2 years ago
If he took one step every second, 24 hours a day, he would have to walk non-stop for 14.4 days to get 987k steps.
Willywise52 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Easier than arguing with Nancy,or any of you readers.:))
ctolson about 2 years ago
Probably tied the cell phone to Puddles. Sort of like the lady that put her Fitbit on her dog’s tail to show her doctor she’d been walking at least a mile every day.
papajim545 about 2 years ago
Why should today be a y different?
brucer31245 about 2 years ago
There’s the clear conscience they were discussing in Calvin.
WilliamVollmer about 2 years ago
Wether or not Frank actually did do an approximate million steps, he’s sleeping well. Now Nancy, on the other hand….
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 years ago
He wasn’t pretenting…he will sleep well!
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 years ago
Mind over matter.
comic reader 22 about 2 years ago
Poor Nancy. She’s wondering how she ended up with this idiot. A man who, by the way, just ignores that she is speaking and goes to sleep after convincing himself he is exhausted.
rshive about 2 years ago
Why would your own app lie to you?
locake about 2 years ago
My husband was in the hospital for several day, in bed all day. His fitness watch said he achieved all his goals for standing and walking. I knew it was not accurate even before that. But he still believes it.
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
While doubtful as to the correct number of steps, sleep this night seemed to come very easy and not due to any action on your part it seems….
Rand al'Thor about 2 years ago
So are we really going to pretend the whiners here actually care about the comic or just want to see their words on the screen and see how many likes and replies they get? OMG!
Jogger2 about 2 years ago
On one of my pre-pandemic running routes, there was a spot that I guess had electromagnetic interference. I guess that because, at that location, my heart rate monitor would sometimes show 32767 beats per minute.
Jaime Jean M about 2 years ago
He must be wearing a Fitbit Sense. Mine counts over 100 floors a day when the actual number is in the 10-15 range.
Moonkey Premium Member about 2 years ago
It’s maybe his lifetime mileage.
Joe1962 about 2 years ago
Sorry Frank but Nancy to sleep.
Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Frank’s saying that the incredibly active Mick Jagger’s got nothing on him regarding the number of steps taken!
The Quiet One about 2 years ago
I doubt he did that many steps, but it does appear he will sleep well.
comic reader 22 about 2 years ago
Oh No! Frank is SICK!
JCLV about 2 years ago
At about 2.5 feet per step that’s over 467 miles.
Call me Ishmael about 2 years ago
I think that’s on Sunday Greg’s cruising/
But (as Frank is, he’d rather be snoozing/
Everyone needs a break/
In the great “give and take”/
So let’s call this “ mildly amusing”.
BuckarooDave about 2 years ago
tomorrow: “It was a dark and stormy night” .
:-/
mfought about 2 years ago
my app says I spend to much time reading the comment section on Luann : (
kittysquared Premium Member about 2 years ago
That lampshade looks like Tiffany’s hair.
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Whatever works for you, Frank.
Sorry, Nancy. No “cuddling” tonight….
Kenmazing about 2 years ago
Those are some pretty strong bedroom eyes she’s giving him at the end. Too bad for Frank.