Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    But what about the cats?

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    BasilBruce  almost 2 years ago

    And the existence of corporate lawyers prove that the other place exists too.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I agree. Never mind the rats, goats and pigs.

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    I expect to seemy pups there!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Good thot, but not really original: “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.” —Will Rogers, American humorist

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    Cactus-Pete  almost 2 years ago

    Unlikely. People invented dogs.

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    Fountowizdum  almost 2 years ago

    Heaven goes by favor. If it didn’t you would stay out and your dog would go in -Mark Twain

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Dogs are our angels on Earth.

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    blunebottle  almost 2 years ago

    Pig is very astute!

    This gives me another opportunity to post Wendy Francisco’s touching song:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H17edn_RZoY

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    B UTTONS  almost 2 years ago

    … and when the going gets tough, Rats abandon ship and sink.

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    whahoppened  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve seen lots of places dogs go; Mom’s flower pot, the fireplug, Dad’s car tires, your favorite garden gnome…

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    Zeno2099  almost 2 years ago

    Well said. Dogs are absolutely awesome. They are uncomplicated, loyal, and truthful, and much better than most people. I love them.

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    dlkrueger33  almost 2 years ago

    Imagine there’s no Heaven…..(it’s easy if you try).

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Oh why can’t I “like” a bagillian times MUAH!

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    zerotvus  almost 2 years ago

    the wife says I’m a dog…..does that count???

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    jel354  almost 2 years ago

    So happy that Pig did not lose his kindhearted opinions.

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    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    Dogs? But, you’re a pig. Where do pigs go? And rats? And goats? What about them?

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    dexterwhite  almost 2 years ago

    Heaven and Hell…

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    pheets  almost 2 years ago

    “GOD forbid that I should go to any Heaven in which there are no horses”. Or dogs. Or cats. Or…

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    ajr58(1)  almost 2 years ago
    Yet another great twilight zone episode, “the hunt.“ A man and his dog died, but his dog prevents the man from being fooled into getting to hell, and instead make sure that he goes to heaven
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    Croc Holliday  almost 2 years ago

    If there are no dogs in heaven, I don’t want to go.

    (note: I don’t believe in heaven, but if any creature deserved to go there if it did exist, it is surely dogs)

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    F-Flash  almost 2 years ago

    They go to that Big Litter Box in the sky.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    They go over the Rainbow bridge and cats to the right and dogs to the left…

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    librarylady59  almost 2 years ago

    Reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode The Hunt.

    https://duckduckgo.com/?q=twilight+zone+man+dog+heaven+hell&t=osx&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVDEnZMMlkPw

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    johnschutt  almost 2 years ago

    There was one who came and taught about it. They killed him, but he was resurrected from the dead.

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    MS72  almost 2 years ago

    God created them. Some things are not revealed to us. Secrets and speculation are fun to think about.

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    ElwoodP  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t they usually go by a fire hydrant?

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    hooglah  almost 2 years ago

    ….and that’s the truth! People…not so much.

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    Goat from PBS  almost 2 years ago

    That would be cool seeing my family’s dog in heaven. The thing is, he didn’t like other dogs, so I wonder how chaotic that would be.

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    The Waffles are my friends  almost 2 years ago

    This is a firm belief of mine. All dogs, cats, and all other pets go to heaven. Because let’s be honest, God would not have made pets so lovable if they weren’t coming to heaven.

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    Algolei I  almost 2 years ago

    Where would all the toasters go?

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Thanks to all who posted links.

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    Bruce1253  almost 2 years ago

    The people above me have 2 dogs. The window in their apartment is low enough that the dogs can see out. This morning that started barking like crazy, I looked out and there was a cat in the driveway. Once that cat saw that the dogs couldn’t get out, it sat down.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 2 years ago

    I thought dogs went off to a beautiful farm upstate.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    In ancient Egypt, Cats were worshipped as Gods.

    Cats have never forgotten that.

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    198.23.5.11  almost 2 years ago

    There’s a special “limbo” section for Rottweilers.

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    raybarb44  almost 2 years ago

    Can’t beat that logic. Only question is, will they still want us or will they want someone better? It is Heaven you know…..

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    NatureBatsLast  almost 2 years ago

    Better to just Imagine. . .

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Pig wasn’t even thinking on his feet!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 2 years ago

    My dad is now spending time with the family dog that dragged him around as a kid. There are dogs in heaven.

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    edeloriea14  almost 2 years ago

    All Dogs Go to Heaven.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Goat’s experience must be rather limited if that’s the best he’s heard!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You got that right! All dogs definitely go to heaven!

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    bittenbyknittin  almost 2 years ago

    Instead of an afterlife, I’d like to have a do-over.

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  almost 2 years ago

    Steph, possibly your best ever.

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    weatherford.joe Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I can’t argue with this.

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