At least you won’t feel guilty when you crush Rat.
In the 1970s there were T-shirts that read, “Do Unto Others, Then Split.”
That is amoral code
It’s a moral code, just not a good one.
(When asked, “What is best in life?”) To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women! -Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Maybe Rat has more children than Donald Trump, so he has more people to throw under the bus.
Conan, “to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.”
Sounds like a certain orange potentate.
Rat has a code, a disgusting code but a code none the less…
It’s an immoral code!
At least he’s consistent.
Rat must be a fan of Putin!
Sadly, I know a lot of people like this.
Worked for Conan. “…crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women”
True of many politicians – why we need more term limits.
Code rat.
That’s about as moral as Rat gets.
I get rid of people I want to crush by thinking about crushing them.
Keep that up and you’ll end up isolated and alone, RAT!
Rat has no morals or principles, yet we love him just the same.
Rat’s honesty is too close to… accurate.
You, who are on the road Must have a code that you can live by And so, become yourself Because the past is just a goodbye
Teach your children well Their father’s hell did slowly go by And feed them on your dreams The one they pick’s the one you’ll know by …
Thank you Crosby Still, Nash & Young.
Thank you Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpAdkomvAIg
Nice philosophy, Rat. Curiously, a whole lot of people who call themselves “Christians” will look up to you for it.
He left out “see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women.”
The best one is The Golden Rule, along with Mind your own business and Live and let live
Sounds like a proud alumnus of Trump University to me. . . . /s
Khitan General: Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!
Everyone’s commenting about Conan. I miss his show!
He makes ratatouille out of those that get in his way.
Rat and morality? Oil and water mix better.
Love my enemies, and bless those who curse me (unless they’re morons).
Just because those aren’t good morals doesn’t mean they aren’t morals.
Sounds a lot like Ahnold’s Conan.
If you ask me, I think Rat needs therapy. Then again, there wouldn’t be a therapist who is willing to council Rat for more than 5 minutes.
What is best in life, Rat?
He stole that from Tsar Vova the Emetic.
Putins code!!!
He’s bound to become a great C.E.O.
Rat the Republican.
Funny and “C” is right
That’s the Trump Code
I LOVE PEARLS BEFORE SWINE
Hey it’s good enough! LOL AWESOME STRIP I MAY START READING THIS COMIC
At least he tried
P1. If God does not exist, objective moral values do not exist.P2. Objective moral values do exist.C. Therefore, God exists.
If it’s a moral code, it’s a very dark one. But this is Rat….
Rat’s Categoric Imperative
https://youtu.be/_XUu3_pLPUE
Rat and moral code are contradictory.
BE THIS GUY almost 2 years ago
At least you won’t feel guilty when you crush Rat.
BasilBruce almost 2 years ago
In the 1970s there were T-shirts that read, “Do Unto Others, Then Split.”
C almost 2 years ago
That is amoral code
Wilde Bill almost 2 years ago
It’s a moral code, just not a good one.
baddawg1989 almost 2 years ago
(When asked, “What is best in life?”) To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women! -Conan the Barbarian (1982)
sirbadger almost 2 years ago
Maybe Rat has more children than Donald Trump, so he has more people to throw under the bus.
feverjr Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Conan, “to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.”
DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Sounds like a certain orange potentate.
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
Rat has a code, a disgusting code but a code none the less…
Johnny Q Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It’s an immoral code!
blunebottle almost 2 years ago
At least he’s consistent.
iggyman almost 2 years ago
Rat must be a fan of Putin!
dlkrueger33 almost 2 years ago
Sadly, I know a lot of people like this.
pontiac59 almost 2 years ago
Worked for Conan. “…crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women”
[Unnamed Reader - 9bbaa9] almost 2 years ago
True of many politicians – why we need more term limits.
Imagine almost 2 years ago
Code rat.
monya_43 almost 2 years ago
That’s about as moral as Rat gets.
gokar RLV almost 2 years ago
I get rid of people I want to crush by thinking about crushing them.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Keep that up and you’ll end up isolated and alone, RAT!
Ellis97 almost 2 years ago
Rat has no morals or principles, yet we love him just the same.
pheets almost 2 years ago
Rat’s honesty is too close to… accurate.
Sportymonk almost 2 years ago
You, who are on the road Must have a code that you can live by And so, become yourself Because the past is just a goodbye
Teach your children well Their father’s hell did slowly go by And feed them on your dreams The one they pick’s the one you’ll know by …
Thank you Crosby Still, Nash & Young.
Sportymonk almost 2 years ago
You, who are on the road Must have a code that you can live by And so, become yourself Because the past is just a goodbye
Teach your children well Their father’s hell did slowly go by And feed them on your dreams The one they pick’s the one you’ll know by …
Thank you Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpAdkomvAIg
Ignatz Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Nice philosophy, Rat. Curiously, a whole lot of people who call themselves “Christians” will look up to you for it.
Seed_drill almost 2 years ago
He left out “see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women.”
SusieB almost 2 years ago
The best one is The Golden Rule, along with Mind your own business and Live and let live
Bookworm almost 2 years ago
Sounds like a proud alumnus of Trump University to me. . . . /s
thad.humphries almost 2 years ago
Khitan General: Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!
walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Everyone’s commenting about Conan. I miss his show!
Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He makes ratatouille out of those that get in his way.
Goat from PBS almost 2 years ago
Rat and morality? Oil and water mix better.
The Waffles are my friends almost 2 years ago
Love my enemies, and bless those who curse me (unless they’re morons).
rugeirn almost 2 years ago
Just because those aren’t good morals doesn’t mean they aren’t morals.
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] almost 2 years ago
Sounds a lot like Ahnold’s Conan.
CaveCat87 almost 2 years ago
If you ask me, I think Rat needs therapy. Then again, there wouldn’t be a therapist who is willing to council Rat for more than 5 minutes.
Tallguy almost 2 years ago
What is best in life, Rat?
prrdh almost 2 years ago
He stole that from Tsar Vova the Emetic.
viniragu almost 2 years ago
Putins code!!!
zeexenon almost 2 years ago
He’s bound to become a great C.E.O.
Radish the wordsmith almost 2 years ago
Rat the Republican.
User101 almost 2 years ago
Funny and “C” is right
kershawfamily almost 2 years ago
That’s the Trump Code
BE YOURSELF almost 2 years ago
I LOVE PEARLS BEFORE SWINE
Awesomecomics4ever almost 2 years ago
Hey it’s good enough! LOL AWESOME STRIP I MAY START READING THIS COMIC
BE KIND AND NICE TO EVERYONE! almost 2 years ago
At least he tried
johnschutt almost 2 years ago
P1. If God does not exist, objective moral values do not exist.P2. Objective moral values do exist.C. Therefore, God exists.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
If it’s a moral code, it’s a very dark one. But this is Rat….
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
Rat’s Categoric Imperative
liberalnlovinit almost 2 years ago
https://youtu.be/_XUu3_pLPUE
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 2 years ago
Rat and moral code are contradictory.