Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 28, 2022

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Dr. Mobius, I presume.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 2 years ago

    sounds like pretzel logic.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Let’s take it in stages. We’ll start by working on your left side and see if we can get you up to “B”.

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    If he says (and “knows”) that he has this delusion, does he really still have the delusion? Is he deluded about this delusion?

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    Lotus  about 2 years ago

    Reminds me of my brother. My dear sib went crazy and thought he was a chicken. My friend insisted that I take my brother to a psychiatrist for treatment. “I can’t,” I said. “We need the eggs”. Inaugural member of the Joke Hall of Fame.

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    Lenavid  about 2 years ago

    …number 8, lay them straight…

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    ajr58(1)  about 2 years ago

    Crazy 8’s?

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 years ago

    That’s a tough 1.

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    cornshell  about 2 years ago

    But when I lie down I feel like infinity.

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    David in Webb Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Even if you could, would you really want to straitened out an even number. Now, ➿ is something worth attempting to work on.

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    The Famous Eccles  about 2 years ago

    I had the delusion that I was number 1, then I got married.

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    uniquename  about 2 years ago

    Just keep saying to yourself, “I’m number 1!”

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    DHBirr  about 2 years ago

    In the spy novel The Striker Portfolio (1969), East Germans captured narrator/hero Quiller and took him to an interrogation center disguised as an insane asylum. Its director said, “…we receive people who stray from the Marxist-Leninist line and we persuade them to rethink.” Then he asked why Quiller had entered East Germany, and the snarky answer was, “I got the feeling I was straying a bit from the Wilson-Powell line so I thought you could fix me up.”

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t that be ‘Str*eight*en’ me out?

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    ddjg  about 2 years ago

    What a riot!!

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    Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago

    He’s gonna get fat. They will say he 8 everything in sight.

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    Earnestly Frank  about 2 years ago

    Make me one with everything.

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    brick10  about 2 years ago

    Straighten 8 out and get a 0?

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    Nuke Road Warrior  about 2 years ago

    Lie down, take a nap and contemplate infinity.

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    paranormal  about 2 years ago

    You can’t afford to be that straight…

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    InTraining Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Frank, wake up, you have always been an F and your friend an E…!

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    JudyAz  about 2 years ago

    So if he lies down he will be infinite.

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    kathleenhicks62  about 2 years ago

    Eight has always been my number and I don’t need to be straightened out, no matter what anyone thinks.

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    The Orange Mailman  about 2 years ago

    Gr8 comments today. But didn’t the original eight have eight angles?

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    ArcticFox Premium Member about 2 years ago

    What? And wind up a ‘1’???

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    sandpiper  about 2 years ago

    Playing too much 8-ball. Became the game.

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    gammaguy  about 2 years ago

    Just issue him a straight jacket.

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