Reminds me of my brother. My dear sib went crazy and thought he was a chicken. My friend insisted that I take my brother to a psychiatrist for treatment. “I can’t,” I said. “We need the eggs”. Inaugural member of the Joke Hall of Fame.
In the spy novel The Striker Portfolio (1969), East Germans captured narrator/hero Quiller and took him to an interrogation center disguised as an insane asylum. Its director said, “…we receive people who stray from the Marxist-Leninist line and we persuade them to rethink.” Then he asked why Quiller had entered East Germany, and the snarky answer was, “I got the feeling I was straying a bit from the Wilson-Powell line so I thought you could fix me up.”
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
Dr. Mobius, I presume.
danketaz Premium Member about 2 years ago
sounds like pretzel logic.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago
Let’s take it in stages. We’ll start by working on your left side and see if we can get you up to “B”.
Doug K about 2 years ago
If he says (and “knows”) that he has this delusion, does he really still have the delusion? Is he deluded about this delusion?
Lotus about 2 years ago
Reminds me of my brother. My dear sib went crazy and thought he was a chicken. My friend insisted that I take my brother to a psychiatrist for treatment. “I can’t,” I said. “We need the eggs”. Inaugural member of the Joke Hall of Fame.
Lenavid about 2 years ago
…number 8, lay them straight…
ajr58(1) about 2 years ago
Crazy 8’s?
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 years ago
That’s a tough 1.
cornshell about 2 years ago
But when I lie down I feel like infinity.
David in Webb Premium Member about 2 years ago
Even if you could, would you really want to straitened out an even number. Now, ➿ is something worth attempting to work on.
The Famous Eccles about 2 years ago
I had the delusion that I was number 1, then I got married.
uniquename about 2 years ago
Just keep saying to yourself, “I’m number 1!”
DHBirr about 2 years ago
In the spy novel The Striker Portfolio (1969), East Germans captured narrator/hero Quiller and took him to an interrogation center disguised as an insane asylum. Its director said, “…we receive people who stray from the Marxist-Leninist line and we persuade them to rethink.” Then he asked why Quiller had entered East Germany, and the snarky answer was, “I got the feeling I was straying a bit from the Wilson-Powell line so I thought you could fix me up.”
Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Shouldn’t that be ‘Str*eight*en’ me out?
ddjg about 2 years ago
What a riot!!
Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago
He’s gonna get fat. They will say he 8 everything in sight.
Earnestly Frank about 2 years ago
Make me one with everything.
ChessPirate about 2 years ago
⊟
brick10 about 2 years ago
Straighten 8 out and get a 0?
Nuke Road Warrior about 2 years ago
Lie down, take a nap and contemplate infinity.
paranormal about 2 years ago
You can’t afford to be that straight…
InTraining Premium Member about 2 years ago
Frank, wake up, you have always been an F and your friend an E…!
JudyAz about 2 years ago
So if he lies down he will be infinite.
kathleenhicks62 about 2 years ago
Eight has always been my number and I don’t need to be straightened out, no matter what anyone thinks.
The Orange Mailman about 2 years ago
Gr8 comments today. But didn’t the original eight have eight angles?
ArcticFox Premium Member about 2 years ago
What? And wind up a ‘1’???
sandpiper about 2 years ago
Playing too much 8-ball. Became the game.
gammaguy about 2 years ago
Just issue him a straight jacket.