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So, we have another character who wanted to leave his criminal past behind, but heâs being forced to go back to stealing cars. It looks like he was younger in the flashback scene, but maybe itâs just the hair that makes me think that. I think itâs notable that he was the âtop gunâ and not just a minor participant.
I wonder what the sign says. Could it be âmotor.â If so, the bottom tail of the âRâ is missing, but maybe itâs something else.
So⌠Eleven vehicles a day is âway downâ. My estimate of 4,000 or 5,000 a year must have been too low. And the cops havenât noticed that volume? How/where do you sell that many parts, scrap metal, and rubbish a week with no one getting suspicious? (Theyâre not simply stealing a part â catalytic converters â but taking whole vehicles.) The MCU spends too much time drinking coffee and not enough looking at police reports.
So âLittleâ Warbucks, a young man with an eye issue wants to quit his life of crime and go legit in the entertainment field but unc Steelwool says no?
Quite an original story we got here.(sarcastic grin on my face).
so Robert is aware of Uncle Steelyâs criminal enterprise, as he was formerly a part of it⌠now favors are called in⌠Robert is in a bind, forced to make a choice: continue to play it straight and turn Steely down and pursue his dream of acting in his favorite play or go back to his former ways by boosting cars for Uncle Arce who enabled him to have the audition that he aced for the part of Derby⌠poor guy, caught between a rock and a hard placeâŚ
Still curious as to what kind of an âinâ a professional crook like Steelface would have with the Tracyville theatrical community. But at least we have an engaging story now.
Car theft ring and chop shop, as someone correctly called it, and Robert wants to go straight! I think eventually Robert will be Steelfaceâs undoing!
1-ROBERT: May I sit? STEELY DAN: NOT HERE! GO TO THE BATHROOâŚOh. SIT! No.
2-ROBERT: What you want? Ima be a star. Chop chop! STEELY: Yeah â right. But until that happens, you need money.
3-ROBERT: You mean�
4-STEELY: Yep. Stealing driver side mirrors for me.
5-ROBERT _on his knees: No! I beg you Uncle. I havenât been able to sleep ever since that guy tried to change lanes without a mirror to check âcause Iâd stole it and⌠sob âŚthere was a school bus and a delivery truck for NITRO AND DYNAMITE DELIVERY andâŚI WONâT DO IT â YA HEAR!
STEELY: Oh youâll do it or else I ruin you chances of becoming a STAR!
ROBERT: Huh? Oh. Ok. Is starting tonight soon enough?
Oh come on, yeah, he needs cars stolen. But there are other people to do it. Heâs got an investment in this Robert guy in the theater. You donât want to risk an investment like that by something as ordinary as stealing cars.
Chill out, Unc, wait until the kid hits it big time and THEN squeeze him for payback. What are you, some kind of two-bit piker?
Comment on the stray dogsâŚnowadays, many dogs carry identifying microchips, which helps Animal Control authorities track down their owners. In some cases, the dog simply made the Great Escape. In other cases, the owners dumped the dog, which is simple cruelty. In third and rarer cases, the dog never had a home, which means no microchip. The lesson is: when you get a dog, microchip it, in case it decides to jump over the fence to pursue that skunk.
As this story continues, it will be interesting to see how Robert deals with the computerized models. Also how does the alarm system get disabled plus the blaring horn.
Doggone UncâŚwould you have Robert boosting cars in between his time on stage? Nephew is your top gunâŚwhat kind of outfit does he runâŚnot to have any backup.
Woe! Alas for Robert Parrishâs dream of going straight and becoming a member of the acting profession!
Uncle Steelface (whatever his real name may turn out to be) needs his âTop Gunâ car booster back, because business has taken a downturn. Not Nephew Robert, the lead in Funny Papers at the Patterson Playhouse, but Booster Bob, car thief extraordinaire, is what âUncle Steelfaceâ demands, and what uncle wants, uncle gets (or else!)âŚ.
Pequod over 2 years ago
Just when he had wriggled free Steelface pulls him back in
Wee small hours boosting cars with rough and shady men.
Acting classes soon replaced car theft on the high wire
Now a debt has been called in. The situation dire.
Playhouse like a home to him. Would his big break be broken?
Sweetest dreams may turn to dust. Observe, he is not jokinâ.
Liberation is cut short. Makes Robert want to shout
Steelface puts the screws to him. It does no good to pout.
Did go straight. Must this be fate? Now pay for past transgression?
Debt incurred. Events absurd. Wonât stand for life regression.
Neil Wick over 2 years ago
Good morningâ˘, everyone!
So, we have another character who wanted to leave his criminal past behind, but heâs being forced to go back to stealing cars. It looks like he was younger in the flashback scene, but maybe itâs just the hair that makes me think that. I think itâs notable that he was the âtop gunâ and not just a minor participant.
I wonder what the sign says. Could it be âmotor.â If so, the bottom tail of the âRâ is missing, but maybe itâs something else.
LawrenceS over 2 years ago
So⌠Eleven vehicles a day is âway downâ. My estimate of 4,000 or 5,000 a year must have been too low. And the cops havenât noticed that volume? How/where do you sell that many parts, scrap metal, and rubbish a week with no one getting suspicious? (Theyâre not simply stealing a part â catalytic converters â but taking whole vehicles.) The MCU spends too much time drinking coffee and not enough looking at police reports.
avenger09 over 2 years ago
So âLittleâ Warbucks, a young man with an eye issue wants to quit his life of crime and go legit in the entertainment field but unc Steelwool says no?
Quite an original story we got here.(sarcastic grin on my face).
Whatâs with the purple haze today? Looks weird.
Phantomfire 01 over 2 years ago
Man with electroplated steel skull blackmails Mr. Peanut!
See story, page 3!
firestrike1 over 2 years ago
so Robert is aware of Uncle Steelyâs criminal enterprise, as he was formerly a part of it⌠now favors are called in⌠Robert is in a bind, forced to make a choice: continue to play it straight and turn Steely down and pursue his dream of acting in his favorite play or go back to his former ways by boosting cars for Uncle Arce who enabled him to have the audition that he aced for the part of Derby⌠poor guy, caught between a rock and a hard placeâŚ
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 2 years ago
Good morningâ˘, Great Big Letdowns :-( !
Man ! Â His Opie Taylor act had me buffaloed big time. I feel a fool and now must go hide my head in shame.
Robâs going to get his foot slammed by that door.
blunebottle over 2 years ago
Looks like Robert is going to be moonlighting. He may end up getting too little sleep to perform up to expectations- both singing and scrapping.
avenger09 over 2 years ago
Robert and Tonsils must have the same agent!
BreathlessMahoney77 over 2 years ago
Still curious as to what kind of an âinâ a professional crook like Steelface would have with the Tracyville theatrical community. But at least we have an engaging story now.
droosan Premium Member over 2 years ago
Robertâs shaven head is ârole-appropriateâ for this The Fast and the Furious-style work, too.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 2 years ago
Is it just me or is todayâs particularly sharp and clear, after those two bad Sundays that needed the help of off site reposting ?
cmerb over 2 years ago
The top right image is just out of this world , Shelley has done it again , all are just super , thanks for the great images . : )
GoComicsGo! over 2 years ago
Oh beep! This is a rework of the Tonsil 2 storyline.
Does anyone here have a list of Mikeâs tropes?
iggyman over 2 years ago
Car theft ring and chop shop, as someone correctly called it, and Robert wants to go straight! I think eventually Robert will be Steelfaceâs undoing!
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
He should have used his lock picking skills to get his foot in the door.
crobinson019 over 2 years ago
I guess we wonât learn what Robert does until the next dayâs installment.
Ignatz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Call animal control. Do not call the cops for stray dogs. Cops arenât trained in handling dogs.
Wichita1.0 over 2 years ago
âUmmm, sheer talent, scary man?â
Another Take over 2 years ago
1-ROBERT: May I sit? STEELY DAN: NOT HERE! GO TO THE BATHROOâŚOh. SIT! No.
2-ROBERT: What you want? Ima be a star. Chop chop! STEELY: Yeah â right. But until that happens, you need money.
3-ROBERT: You mean�
4-STEELY: Yep. Stealing driver side mirrors for me.
5-ROBERT _on his knees: No! I beg you Uncle. I havenât been able to sleep ever since that guy tried to change lanes without a mirror to check âcause Iâd stole it and⌠sob âŚthere was a school bus and a delivery truck for NITRO AND DYNAMITE DELIVERY andâŚI WONâT DO IT â YA HEAR!
STEELY: Oh youâll do it or else I ruin you chances of becoming a STAR!
ROBERT: Huh? Oh. Ok. Is starting tonight soon enough?
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sorry, I keep seeing Orphan AnnieâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ
Durak Premium Member over 2 years ago
Oh come on, yeah, he needs cars stolen. But there are other people to do it. Heâs got an investment in this Robert guy in the theater. You donât want to risk an investment like that by something as ordinary as stealing cars.
Chill out, Unc, wait until the kid hits it big time and THEN squeeze him for payback. What are you, some kind of two-bit piker?
Kiwiwriter47 over 2 years ago
Comment on the stray dogsâŚnowadays, many dogs carry identifying microchips, which helps Animal Control authorities track down their owners. In some cases, the dog simply made the Great Escape. In other cases, the owners dumped the dog, which is simple cruelty. In third and rarer cases, the dog never had a home, which means no microchip. The lesson is: when you get a dog, microchip it, in case it decides to jump over the fence to pursue that skunk.
jrankin1959 over 2 years ago
Always the catch, right kid?
Johnny Q Premium Member over 2 years ago
I save the cops inconvenience by shooting stray dogs myself! (One of the pleasures of lifeâŚ)
IvanB.Cohen over 2 years ago
As this story continues, it will be interesting to see how Robert deals with the computerized models. Also how does the alarm system get disabled plus the blaring horn.
IvanB.Cohen over 2 years ago
Doggone UncâŚwould you have Robert boosting cars in between his time on stage? Nephew is your top gunâŚwhat kind of outfit does he runâŚnot to have any backup.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Woe! Alas for Robert Parrishâs dream of going straight and becoming a member of the acting profession!
Uncle Steelface (whatever his real name may turn out to be) needs his âTop Gunâ car booster back, because business has taken a downturn. Not Nephew Robert, the lead in Funny Papers at the Patterson Playhouse, but Booster Bob, car thief extraordinaire, is what âUncle Steelfaceâ demands, and what uncle wants, uncle gets (or else!)âŚ.
The crimeâs afoot!
What do you suppose could possibly go wrong?
Sporteric11 over 2 years ago
I feel sorry for him but he canât turn down his uncle because he got him the part !!!
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Somebody stole my car,but Iâm not worried.
I got his liscense number!!