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When, as a young man, I went for my first meal with my girlfriendās family, they got in an argument and the wife, who had a temper, stormed off. After a few seconds, I cheerfully remarked āThe funny thing is, this is still way better than what my familyās like!ā
It also happened with Calvin when his parents got a rise out of putting him down. Then Calvin remarked about it to Hobbes.
Calvin: āYou know those aged parents who write to Dear Abby saying about their grown children never call, write, or visit? Those letters really crack me up.ā
Ah yes, a realistic depiction of life in a close knit family. Remember all of those Lizard breath comments, the quips to mom and dad? You will survive their humor Michael, a little older perhaps and a little wiser, but Rhetta will see it all for what it is. Life goes on.
There is only one perfect family, and they resided in the White House from 2009 to 2017. Ah yes, the good ol days of me, Masha, Salia, and my son (who looks like Trayvon).
If Rhettaās overprotective brother is there, Elly can serve liver and onions. If the brother balks, the Patterson can break out in song to taunt him:
Dad would never have done this; however, itās certainly itās something my Mother wouldāve done, and probably did, Iāve just repressed the memory ā LOLOL ā She was such a character.
capricorn9th over 2 years ago
Well, Mike, you did say informal. I am guessing this is how John is when at home?
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
anything to not parentally embarrassed, huh, Michael?
KenTheCoffinDweller over 2 years ago
And this was totally planned. Look at the grin on Elly. She knew what was going on.
Macushlalondra over 2 years ago
That may be a little too informal, John!
Coopersdad over 2 years ago
Careful what you ask for, Mike!
Lyrak over 2 years ago
Be careful what you wish for, Michael.
Tantor over 2 years ago
WOW, BEST DAD EVER!
Zykoic over 2 years ago
My oldest, when in high school, invited girls over for dinner and he cooked the meal. It was fun to meet his girl friends.
Katsuro Premium Member over 2 years ago
When, as a young man, I went for my first meal with my girlfriendās family, they got in an argument and the wife, who had a temper, stormed off. After a few seconds, I cheerfully remarked āThe funny thing is, this is still way better than what my familyās like!ā
cubswin2016 over 2 years ago
Not that informal!!!
MagOctopus over 2 years ago
I have heard that itās great fun to take the mickey out of your teens, and why not?
Johnnyrico over 2 years ago
John should be wearing Gordonās hat and have no shirt on at all..
zerotvus over 2 years ago
get out the naked baby pictures!!!!!
kaycstamper over 2 years ago
Iāve never seen him look so bad!
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
Kudos to pop for great timing!
Searsportguy over 2 years ago
Itās awesome being a dadā¦. most of the time. We look forward to days like this when we hear dad said in 3 syllables. Da-aaaa-d!!
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
They donāt use cloth napkins in that house??
The_Great_Black President over 2 years ago
It also happened with Calvin when his parents got a rise out of putting him down. Then Calvin remarked about it to Hobbes.
Calvin: āYou know those aged parents who write to Dear Abby saying about their grown children never call, write, or visit? Those letters really crack me up.ā
kamoolah over 2 years ago
What is Michael worried about embarrassment all of a sudden? Michael already embarrassed himself in the school picture. He canāt have it both ways.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Perfect. Just what she expects. Not exactly hill Billieās, but definitely mountain Williams.
b.john71 over 2 years ago
Ambushed, One of the reasons I never brought a girl to meet my parents.
'IndyMan' over 2 years ago
Sometimes I want to take John out and chuckāim in the nearest mudhole ! ! !
freewaydog over 2 years ago
NOT THAT INFORMAL!
kamoolah over 2 years ago
The Pattersons: Canadian white trash.
mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago
John needs to be chewing on a piece of straw, rocking on the front porch and strumming āDueling Banjosā as Rita arrives.
kathleenhicks62 over 2 years ago
Parents can be so embarrassing your WHOLE life.
paranormal over 2 years ago
Be careful what you ask forā¦
donwestonmysteries over 2 years ago
Did he use a redneck accent?
EnlilEnkiEa over 2 years ago
Just plop on the couch with one hand down the front of the pants.
John Jorgensen over 2 years ago
Thatāll show him.
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Heās only trying to get a rise out of you,Mike.And quite successfully,I might add
Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ah yes, a realistic depiction of life in a close knit family. Remember all of those Lizard breath comments, the quips to mom and dad? You will survive their humor Michael, a little older perhaps and a little wiser, but Rhetta will see it all for what it is. Life goes on.
mmmmary over 2 years ago
Did you folks notice that Mike referred to the coming meal as ādinnerā instead of āsupper.ā
The_Great_Black President over 2 years ago
There is only one perfect family, and they resided in the White House from 2009 to 2017. Ah yes, the good ol days of me, Masha, Salia, and my son (who looks like Trayvon).
rebelstrike0 over 2 years ago
If Rhettaās overprotective brother is there, Elly can serve liver and onions. If the brother balks, the Patterson can break out in song to taunt him:
āLorne, Lorne, Lorne down the liver!ā
eced52 over 2 years ago
Not that informal Dad!
g04922 over 2 years ago
LOL.. Mikeās Dad did that on purposeā¦. too funny.
Slatsmagee I over 2 years ago
Be careful what you wish forā¦
kamoolah over 2 years ago
John sure dresses niggardly.
pamela welch Premium Member over 2 years ago
Dad would never have done this; however, itās certainly itās something my Mother wouldāve done, and probably did, Iāve just repressed the memory ā LOLOL ā She was such a character.
hagarthehorrible over 2 years ago
Dad will not let you down kiddo. He is informal, alright.
Bob Blumenfeld over 2 years ago
Iāve seen John dressed like that. Did he do it on purpose?