If you think about it (per the song) Santa was a terrible manager. He let the other reindeer bully Rudolf all year and never intervened. Then when it got bad (foggy) he manipulates Rudolf into saving the company’s bacon and all the brown-nosing reindeer jump on that parade. How much do you want to bet that they were back to bulling Rudolf the next day and Santa never addressed the serious issue of workplace harassment? (And let’s not even start with the labour force issues with the elves. Bet OSHA never even got in the front door of that workshop).
Rudolph just got wise and turned biggly corporate for a few of somebody’s billionaire friends. Why should they not get those donations meant to help those who in a fair and decent and gasp! dare I say truly Christian society would have their needs met to give them a decent basic life by that society if they were not able to get their on their own? Those dollars were simply being wasted on “suckers and losers” who have been dumb enough to have served or worked their whole lives as TFG will happily tell you. It is the new Trickle Up economy. Try it! You will soon see how Society can gain from your generosity. That would only be Society and never society of course but that is a subtle difference the suckers and losers could not be capable of understanding. Love those undereducated!
The true story of Rudolph, as written by Bob May a copywriter for Montgomery Ward is about his own childhood as the only Jewish kid in the neighborhood & how he was bullied for that.
The last time I played Father Christmas I stood outside a department store. A gang of kids came over and mugged me. And knocked my reindeer to the floor. They said “Father Christmas, give us some money. Don’t mess around with those silly toys. We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over. We want your bread so don’t make us annoyed. Give all the toys to the little rich boys.”
Random attack by an animal identified as a “high jumping reindeer” in what has been called a “not-so-random targeting of street Santas…” more from Randal Rifkin at News Central.
You do have to wonder what makes a “nose so red”. We do know what it was with W. C. Fields.
This reminds me of the recent news story which tells of a Thai monastery that was closed down after all the monks tested positive for “meth”. Changing times.
willispate about 2 years ago
Rudolph’s not getting paid enough?
rmremail about 2 years ago
Rudolph’s drinking was getting out of control (What, you thought the red nose got that way through magic?)
Enter.Name.Here about 2 years ago
Change the sign from “GIVE” to “MUGGED”.
Superfrog about 2 years ago
A crime that will go down in history.
baddawg1989 about 2 years ago
The assailant was last seen traveling with an elf dentist and a prospector. :-D
Doug K about 2 years ago
It could be a Reindeer Initiation Prank.
eromlig about 2 years ago
Better ask Olive, the other reindeer.
admiree2 about 2 years ago
Reindeer gone wild.
sandpiper about 2 years ago
He gave.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 2 years ago
If you think he’s bad, you’ve never met Redolph the Rude-nosed reindeer! http://howlandbolton.com/videos/Redolph.mp4
mindjob about 2 years ago
No Santa’s are safe, they all look alike to reindeers
Isenthor1978 about 2 years ago
It was Comet. He framed Rudolf so he could be in the lead and not looking at reindeer rears.
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
“He literally was a striking resemblance to W.C. Fields.”
Say What? Premium Member about 2 years ago
It all went down one foggy Christmas Eve, that’s all Santa came to say.
cdward about 2 years ago
I don’t know, officer, it’s all very foggy.
Dobby53 Premium Member about 2 years ago
If you think about it (per the song) Santa was a terrible manager. He let the other reindeer bully Rudolf all year and never intervened. Then when it got bad (foggy) he manipulates Rudolf into saving the company’s bacon and all the brown-nosing reindeer jump on that parade. How much do you want to bet that they were back to bulling Rudolf the next day and Santa never addressed the serious issue of workplace harassment? (And let’s not even start with the labour force issues with the elves. Bet OSHA never even got in the front door of that workshop).
SusieB about 2 years ago
The result of childhood bullying
cmerb about 2 years ago
No-one is safe anymore , sad but true : (
Znox11 about 2 years ago
Don’t blame Rudolph, he just gave in to deer pressure.
WickWire64 about 2 years ago
Rudolph just got wise and turned biggly corporate for a few of somebody’s billionaire friends. Why should they not get those donations meant to help those who in a fair and decent and gasp! dare I say truly Christian society would have their needs met to give them a decent basic life by that society if they were not able to get their on their own? Those dollars were simply being wasted on “suckers and losers” who have been dumb enough to have served or worked their whole lives as TFG will happily tell you. It is the new Trickle Up economy. Try it! You will soon see how Society can gain from your generosity. That would only be Society and never society of course but that is a subtle difference the suckers and losers could not be capable of understanding. Love those undereducated!
david_42 about 2 years ago
The Night Santa Went CrazySong by “Weird Al” Yankovic
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago
He ain’t playing no games here now, is he? Word!
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 2 years ago
Wiley gives this street corner a pretty good workout. Sometimes there’s a cafe, sometimes a fancy restaurant, sometimes a bar.
ditdodotto about 2 years ago
WHAT ?!!
Calvins Brother about 2 years ago
Bad Santa.
strictures about 2 years ago
The true story of Rudolph, as written by Bob May a copywriter for Montgomery Ward is about his own childhood as the only Jewish kid in the neighborhood & how he was bullied for that.
198.23.5.11 about 2 years ago
Name all 9 reindeer.I’m betting that’s tougher than you think
sarah413 Premium Member about 2 years ago
The there’s Alfred, the Red A$$3D antelope.
He had a very shiny A$$
And, if you ever saw it
You would say it’s made of brass
Santa eventually asked him to be his back-up light.
patrickab7 about 2 years ago
Like a light bulb?
ArtieEl about 2 years ago
The last time I played Father Christmas I stood outside a department store. A gang of kids came over and mugged me. And knocked my reindeer to the floor. They said “Father Christmas, give us some money. Don’t mess around with those silly toys. We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over. We want your bread so don’t make us annoyed. Give all the toys to the little rich boys.”
My memory gets a little Kinksy after that.
ROSTERM3 about 2 years ago
Santa Claus got run over by a reindeer. That could be a song! So could “Santa Claus got ron ocer by a carabou.”
Stan McSerr about 2 years ago
It wasn’t Rudolf, it was Keyser Sose.
christelisbetty about 2 years ago
….when the drinking gets out of hand at a stag party.
Buoy about 2 years ago
Rudolph Heisenburg.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 2 years ago
Random attack by an animal identified as a “high jumping reindeer” in what has been called a “not-so-random targeting of street Santas…” more from Randal Rifkin at News Central.
mistercatworks about 2 years ago
You do have to wonder what makes a “nose so red”. We do know what it was with W. C. Fields.
This reminds me of the recent news story which tells of a Thai monastery that was closed down after all the monks tested positive for “meth”. Changing times.
keenanthelibrarian about 2 years ago
Oh, come on, gored by a famous reindeer – what next!!??
bakana about 2 years ago
It has been like this ever since someone fed Rudolph some Pot Brownies.