I always enjoy my trips to the dentist! Also, anytime I go for major surgery. I make it a point to do this. In fact, when the ambulance came to take my mother to the hospital last year, I told her to have fun and make friends. She didn’t listen. She probably didn’t even enjoy the CPR that saved her life.
Sheesh. So many people are complete ingrates.
Enjoy life. Enjoy death too, it’s an important part of life.
One of my sons really used to say that when he was a small kid. He liked seeing the dentist, asked about all the devices. Til today he takes good care of his teeth, just because the dentist did some fun things and took time for his questions.
It’s the eye doctor that’s the worst for me. I swear, when they are using that large lens to shine light to see the back of my retina, they are really etching their initials back there.
I always have a great time at the dentist. He’s a great guy, and every few years he’s got something new and cool. The latest: a gadget that replaces film for taking x-rays.
I have a friend who,likes going to the dentist. The reason: when growing up his family was quite poor and he only went to the dentist when he had a really bad, persistent toothache. He associates the dentist with eliminating terrible pain.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Here’s another one nobody ever says:
Chicago pizza is better than NY pizza.
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
I guess Pig never saw “Little Shop of Horrors.”
C over 1 year ago
That pairs well with white leather jackets
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago
Happen when Christian Szell is your dentist.
Botulism Bob over 1 year ago
At least Pig is not seeing Dentist the Menace.
carlsonbob over 1 year ago
I thought he’d see Dr. Doolittle
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Make it at the dentist’s favorite time…tooth-hurty (you gotta say it out loud)
B UTTONS over 1 year ago
Pig is off to see the President the wonderful President of Oz,
Pig hears he is a whiz of screwing the middle class, If ever a wiz there was …
DennisinSeattle over 1 year ago
Going to Texas to get some vegan food.
Algolei I over 1 year ago
I always enjoy my trips to the dentist! Also, anytime I go for major surgery. I make it a point to do this. In fact, when the ambulance came to take my mother to the hospital last year, I told her to have fun and make friends. She didn’t listen. She probably didn’t even enjoy the CPR that saved her life.
Sheesh. So many people are complete ingrates.
Enjoy life. Enjoy death too, it’s an important part of life.
annebonny over 1 year ago
One of my sons really used to say that when he was a small kid. He liked seeing the dentist, asked about all the devices. Til today he takes good care of his teeth, just because the dentist did some fun things and took time for his questions.
Differentname over 1 year ago
Obviously, Pig never had laughing gas at the dentist.
Procat Premium Member over 1 year ago
Pig doesn’t seem to have any teeth, so he shouldn’t have a problem going to the dentist.
johnjoyce over 1 year ago
It’s the eye doctor that’s the worst for me. I swear, when they are using that large lens to shine light to see the back of my retina, they are really etching their initials back there.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
Good for you Pig! You can have a great time anywhere, it’s all a matter of attitude.
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
Here’s another sentence that has never been said. Peanut butter nailed to a chair produces many hurricanes in Hungary during April Fool’s Day.
eric_harris_76 over 1 year ago
I always have a great time at the dentist. He’s a great guy, and every few years he’s got something new and cool. The latest: a gadget that replaces film for taking x-rays.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Here’s something that’s never been uttered:
I hope they make a Pluto Nash 2!
txmystic over 1 year ago
“That policy paper was a real page-turner, I couldn’t put it down”…
AndreasMartin over 1 year ago
I thought it was ‘I hate being happy’, but Google says this is ancient history.
Lotus over 1 year ago
Whoa. Weird. We are leaving for the dentist in about 20 minutes. As soon as I finish these Oreos! Just kidding. We love our dentist and hygienists.
Snolep over 1 year ago
I actually enjoy the dentist. Just relax, lie back in the chair and have someone keep my mouth in good shape.
aerotica69 over 1 year ago
How about : Social media has improved my life.
uniquename over 1 year ago
Another thing that’s never been said, “Actually yes, your butt does look bigger.”
Well, no one’s ever said it and lived.
mindjob over 1 year ago
“You’re doing a great job here at the DMV”
drfiero over 1 year ago
Marcy Darcy always loved going to the dentist.
Geophyzz over 1 year ago
How about: She could be the next World chess champion.
Not just my opinion. I had to type it twice, because auto-correct changed my first try to – She could be the next World chessboard champion.
ladykat over 1 year ago
That’s definitely a sentence that has never been uttered before and never will again!
awcoffman over 1 year ago
Is that the banjo player’s maserati?
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
There’s a reason no one ever utters those types of sentences, Pig, because people don’t usually find those types of things fun.
Cozmik Cowboy over 1 year ago
I have, in fact, had wonderful time at the dentist – but none of them seem to use nitrous oxide anymore……..
SusieB over 1 year ago
Back when dentists still gave you nitrous oxide, there were times I looked forward to going. Especially when it meant leaving work early
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, it is opposite day today
whelan_jj over 1 year ago
I have a friend who,likes going to the dentist. The reason: when growing up his family was quite poor and he only went to the dentist when he had a really bad, persistent toothache. He associates the dentist with eliminating terrible pain.
T... over 1 year ago
He uttered an incomplete sentence, someone needs an English language class-(ESL?)
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Oy! I had a very bad experience as a youth so when ever I go I clutch the arms very tightly!
rasputin's horoscope over 1 year ago
I like getting my teeth cleaned!
fencie over 1 year ago
I used to work for a lady who enjoyed dental visits. Said she used the time to take a nap. (Yes, she was a bit odd.)
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
Now that’s carrying optimism too far!!
Especially since I just DVD’d Corbin Bernsen in THE DENTIST—1996
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Hopefully, they will reinstall his wisdom teeth.
ekke over 1 year ago
Go to the dentist first thing in the morning; nothing worse can happen to you all day long!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 1 year ago
Pig realizes that if he’s true to his teeth, they won’t be false to him!
knight1192a over 1 year ago
Pretty sure that was said on an episode of Family Matters.
MayCauseBurns over 1 year ago
Dentists are always down in the mouth.
mikendi over 1 year ago
Don’t mind going to the dentist,at least I know where his hands are…
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
You’ll get no competition from me, Pig. ’Tis a far, far better thing you do than I have ever done before!
alantain 8 months ago
How about this? I can’t wait to pay my taxes!