Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 07, 2023

He’s either into cannibalism or slavery.

Awkward!

Bite me!

Umm… top shelf, on the left. Round things with holes in them.

Sentient?

Food?

I hope they don’t expect us to open something similar on their planet.

It bagels the thought!

Not a problem to Cliff.

Better keeps away from food that talks.

OK, Brewster, think cookies.

That’s pastrism.

eat their little mouths first so you can enjoy your bakery treat without all the screaming

At first I thought he was calling Brewster “Cupcake”.

Hey, people eat live food (oysters and other seafood). At least baked goods aren’t icky. Pass the cupcake …

They’re related to mushrooms. That’s how they get in your head.

probably should not say “other food”.

Probably should not say “food” at all.

Estimated time until Cliff appears . . . 5 . . .4.. .3…2 ….

Is Brewster a Pastis-t?

In space no one can hear your cupcake scream.

I googled the definition of “food” and got a definition of any nutritious substance. Since desserts aren’t traditionally considered nutritious, desserts aren’t food.

I think Brewster meant being sweet….and sugary, plumped maybe even, umm edible?

“Too meta for you?” :)

Be careful you don’t start a war with those baked goods. With leaders like Napoleon and Bismarck, they could make things difficult for you. Even in hand-to-hand combat, you don’t want to run up against a bunch of bear claws.

Uh, Donut Guy, few humans have encountered beings that look like baked goods. On Earth, baked goods are inanimate. Do you know what humans do with baked goods?

Brewster is a donutist!

Brewster is a donutist!

I prefer my food not talk to me, other than by flavor.

Haven’t you heard of soylent dough?

He means FOOD.

Eating sentient beings, Like Yeewww…

Bakery run by an anthropomorphic donut = Hatchery, broodery, nest, hive, colony.

Jeeezz, when the baked goods get defensive….

The Donut people thought they were selling the Cupcakes as Pets.

Just feed them a little bit of Sugar every morning and they will Purr for you all day.

The Pie people reproduce just like Starfish: Cut them into slices and each Slice grows into a whole, adult Pie, if you feed if a bit of flour, sugar, fruit, milk and butter.

How many people were reminded of the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?

Brewster is no longer the dumbest being on the R.U.S.

chatty