Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 05, 2023

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    C  over 1 year ago

    The gaslighting will continue until he has no money left

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    saobadao  over 1 year ago

    Wiley

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    sirbadger  over 1 year ago

    He forgot to ask if it will be delivered before the solar flair hits.

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    I thought Amazon made it very clear that you shouldn’t trust Alexa when she goes Bing Boop Bing.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    That explains why Alexa has a female voice. And Siri, too.

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    jvo  over 1 year ago

    Oh,no it will go well beyond that, until the debt payments become unsustainable.

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    TonysSon  over 1 year ago

    The missus was using a cunning version of wishing upon a star.

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    HidariMak  over 1 year ago

    Considering that he was just told about the possible disintegration of the planet’s atmosphere within the next 8 minutes, he seems awfully calm. If I knew that there were 3 bullets in a 6 chamber gun, and I had no choice in a game of “Russian Roulette”, there would be panic.

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    Scorpio Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Why I will never have one of these things in my house. You never know who is on the other end trying to manipulate you.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I love Alexa, BUT I turned off notifications, it’ll drive you nuts!

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    To know, Bezos envisioned this to be the “go to” to order stuff by just asking for it, didn’t workl BUT now he’s stuck with it

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    YourFriendlyNeighborhoodAmoeba  over 1 year ago

    There are reasons why the word is NOtifications. We have been warned.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Clever lady!

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    salakfarm Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “…I will never have one of these things in my house.” Did you mean Alexa, or a wife?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’m reminded of two noble principles that apply here:

    “Trust but verify.” —Ronald Reagan

    “Do not believe everything you read on the Internet.” —Abraham Lincoln

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    Muriel has made friends with Alexa, the electronic equivalent of a boiling vat of noxious ingredients.

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    dot-the-I  over 1 year ago

    “There will be bad times, but they wake you up to what you should have been paying attention to.” – (R.I.P.), Robin William

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    It IS a conspiracy.

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    einarbt  over 1 year ago

    If you can be independent of each other when it comes to money.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The $1500 item on the Wish List was an upgraded Alexa that provided not only all of your bank information to China but also picked up top secret military transmissions.

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    Billavi Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He must be very well-to-do. Didn’t even ask what the item was

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    JosephShriver  over 1 year ago

    Still wouldn’t get it

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    potfarmer  over 1 year ago

    He did the same thing I would. Go get a last cup of coffee.

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  over 1 year ago

    All debt is recorded electronically, EMPs wipe out electronic data, therefore;…

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    e.groves  over 1 year ago

    Why do people have those things?

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I don’t have an Alexa, and I don’t want one, either. I don’t even like it when Google reads to me the opening line of my inquiry. Last I checked, I can still read.

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    now that’s just mean… clever, but mean.

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    MS72  over 1 year ago

    Don’t give Alexa your credit card. Or Bing, either!

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    Redd Panda  over 1 year ago

    How much more junk do you need? Really?

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    That kind of cash would go to Burberry or Bloomingdales in our house

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 1 year ago

    This is a sad sign for things to come. I can see population mind-control eventually coming from such things as Alexa. “Well, Alexa told me that, so it MUST be true!”

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    txmystic  over 1 year ago

    This is a very good example of the “reset button” effect:

    https://hiddenbrain.org/podcast/happiness-2-0-the-reset-button/

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    AI Singularity will be the thing to take us with a whimper, not a bang

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    rick92040  over 1 year ago

    What’s the point of buying something if it’s all going to end?

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Truly amazoning…

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    Birdman47  over 1 year ago

    Panic and running around in circles won’t stop the sky from falling Chicken Little.

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    wildlandwaters  over 1 year ago

    I KNEW I couldn’t trust that Alexa thing!!

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    paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And all this time we’ve only been focusing on the idea of the AI taking over.

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    JH&Cats  over 1 year ago

    Panic can be effective if you begin early enough.

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    comicalUser  over 1 year ago

    An item on your wish list? An? I have 88 items on my wish list and do not care about half of it. Truly want maybe a 1/4 of it and am in absolutely no hurry. Recently simply deleted 30-40 items.

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    andrew.scharnhorst  over 1 year ago

    My wife gets miffed when Alexa calls me by my name, but never uses hers. I didn’t program it that way.

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