Ok so 5 cents to eat 5 worms and another 5 cents if I go to the hospital and another 50 cents for me not to kiss you with worm breath….There is YOUR negotiation Calvin! Either way you win, the money or grossing her out.
Well I think we all know where Calvin got is negotiating skills. Calvin, I will sell you one for a nickel two for a dime, but for a quarter I will sell you three, that’s right three.
Concise explanation of the machinations of banking, venture capitalism, and employee/debtor treatment during default bankruptcy, and how some investors always manage to walk away healthy and unscathed.
Well, that’s a bit of uncommon foresight there Calvin. Still, you were going to do it on a dare a few minutes ago. Now it’s become an event and you’re charging money to see it.
codycab about 1 year ago
What would Calvin have to do for a quarter?
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
Maybe Hobbes should hold the money as a neutral party.
C about 1 year ago
She’s a mean one
rklynch about 1 year ago
This is almost like an episode of Jack-ass before Jack-ass was even a thing….
DaveG1960 about 1 year ago
And the flirting intensifies……
lalapalooza Premium Member about 1 year ago
this whole story line is so gross. it makes me want to barf!
rimose about 1 year ago
I’d buy that for a dollar.
SHIVA about 1 year ago
She’ll make a good union rep. someday!!
Ivy Valory Premium Member about 1 year ago
Susie is just awesome. She is owning Calvin at this moment. But … anything can happen, right?
jasonsnakelover about 1 year ago
One time I had six worms. One time I had 51 cents. One time I had six cents altogether. One time I had 51 worms. One time I had 11 cents.
Robin Harwood about 1 year ago
Wise move, Calvin. Make sure the money is actually there.
rshive about 1 year ago
This is low finance, as distinct from high finance.
californiamonty about 1 year ago
Ah, capitalism at work. I love it!
snsurone76 about 1 year ago
I think I’m gonna need a dose of syrup of ipecac just to get through this arc!!
TheSkulker about 1 year ago
Calvin has met much more than his match. Susie knows Calvin all too well and is just toying with him while laughing inside.
Troglodyte about 1 year ago
No use trying to wriggle out of this one, Susie!
hariseldon59 about 1 year ago
Be careful. There was a teenager in Australia who died after another kid dared him to eat a slug.
MRBLUESKY529 about 1 year ago
Don’t eat that, it will give you worms.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
What if she doesn’t have two nickels but has a dime, Calvin?
sheilag about 1 year ago
Bill must have read “How to Eat Fried Worms” at some point…
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Susie does have two nickels to rub together…she loves to challenge Calvin! HEE HEE
bbenoit about 1 year ago
Nobody likes me,Everybody hates me,I’m gonna go eat worms.First you bite the head off,then you suck the juice out,Then you throw the rest away.
Wonder if Calvin will eat them right?
g04922 about 1 year ago
LOL.. love the way Susie controls Calvin.
rugeirn about 1 year ago
“Show me the money!”
sandpiper about 1 year ago
Always check for insurance before you take a dare.
Just-me about 1 year ago
Always get the money issues settled first…
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 1 year ago
Ok so 5 cents to eat 5 worms and another 5 cents if I go to the hospital and another 50 cents for me not to kiss you with worm breath….There is YOUR negotiation Calvin! Either way you win, the money or grossing her out.
old_geek about 1 year ago
These negotiations are so stressful.
Emperor Rick about 1 year ago
Never negotiate with a girl in coveralls.
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 year ago
Well I think we all know where Calvin got is negotiating skills. Calvin, I will sell you one for a nickel two for a dime, but for a quarter I will sell you three, that’s right three.
gantech about 1 year ago
“Well, lookie here, he’s catching on!” ~ from the movie “Fallen”
mindjob about 1 year ago
If Calvin was smart, ahh, forget it
djtenltd about 1 year ago
Calvin KNOWS he’s not going to eat those worms! As usual, he’s just putting on a show to get attention from Susie.
Hatfish about 1 year ago
Concise explanation of the machinations of banking, venture capitalism, and employee/debtor treatment during default bankruptcy, and how some investors always manage to walk away healthy and unscathed.
[cringing “Yewwwww!” emoticon goes here]
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Well, that’s a bit of uncommon foresight there Calvin. Still, you were going to do it on a dare a few minutes ago. Now it’s become an event and you’re charging money to see it.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
He’s found a way to monetize nitwit stunts. I really hope no one on the Internet can make that work. :( :( :(
("What if I have to go to two hospitals?)
John Jorgensen about 1 year ago
It’s nice watching her get one over on him for a change.
Adolf Trump about 1 year ago
Susie will grow up and sell replacement windows, she’s a natural.
dsom8 about 1 year ago
She’s learned to play him well.
anomaly about 1 year ago
This is how YouTube got its start.
kathleenhicks62 about 1 year ago
Yes she is and she knows how to rile Calvin. They are destined to be together for life. Where’s Hobbes? Doesn’t he need a hug or kiss?
rob about 1 year ago
No spoilers from me although I’d like to.
Bilan about 1 year ago
This is definitely a buyer’s market. Nobody else would even talk with Calvin, let alone pay to watch him.
donwestonmysteries about 1 year ago
Not as dumb as he acts.
eced52 about 1 year ago
You wouldn’t even be able to collect Calvin by the time you got out of the hospital.
edonline about 1 year ago
IIRC, I love how this one ends. (HINT: Mom enters the picture.)
Templo S.U.D. about 1 year ago
bogus, isn’t it?
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 year ago
When it comes to negotiations, Calvin is on the wrong side.
hagarthehorrible about 1 year ago
I bet the hospital will ask for more than a nickle for the treatment, if if you survive Calvin.
einarbt about 1 year ago
I suspect that the hospital costs will be significantly higher.