Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 24, 2023

So, if you deliver the false equivalency in a squeaky voice, does that make it a falsetto equivalency? And does that boost ratings?

Your proposal is like a giraffe licking a spaceship.

© 2019. Thought I remembered it.

It’s a good thing that we’re only here to compare the apples and oranges.

I remember back in early 80s in journalism school, one of the professors lamented the advent of cable news — said it would be the death of the profession.

What passes for news in the right wing echo chamber would embarrass even Herr Joseph Goebbels at the rank amateurism that is readily consumed by morons. Who could have foreseen that the death of modern Democracy would be the dearth of an “informed electorate”?

Certain networks should have the mathematics “not equal to” sign in their logos.

Is this the same as having ALTERNATIVE FACTS?

At the corner of Fox and Newsmax

Or the comments section of the comics :)

I recently heard a comedian do a parody of a CNN spot. In a deep, James Earl Jonesian voice, he said, “You’re watching CNN. I can’t imagine why.”

Equivalence between anything related to humans and emotional responses is nonexistent at best, mostly judged as individual acts..

Good grief . . . fight nice(ly) children.

The broadcast news isn’t much better.

“A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.” – The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel.

Fake news…

It’s all about the money.

Should show a full intersection with that sign on each corner.

Must be heading to Prickly City.

every side now just says “false equivalency” when other point out their hypocrisy.

It does bear a striking resemblance to the Faux New Building.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/K1t1qoz7avI/sddefault.jpg

False Equivalencies via Right-wing cable.

Definition of a “stable genius”: Mr. Ed, the talking horse. Because unlike people who yackity-yak and waste your time of day, Mr. Ed will only speak when he has something to say. 8>)

Or the undergarment district . . . .

No, it’s the lobbyist/politician/partisan district.

Nixon actually said, “When the President does it, it’s not illegal”.

Amazing how current the comments are on a comic published several years ago. “History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot.” [Mark Twain]

Is Wiley on vacation? The strips have been dated 2019 this week.