Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 12, 2023

If it was only that easy.

As if Janis needs an excuse.

I expect a new roof in their future

Yep. It’s official. Janis is a typical woman.

It must be the afternoon because it looks like the mourning is over.

They live in a more interesting world where “going shopping” involves taking off your clothes.

Does she want to shop for more granny bras?

Since rosie had a name, assume she had it a long time. Had a 2002 saturn “wallace” that ended life on a salvage title for a few extra years. current car hasn’t earned a name yet.

Janis just reminded me of the “Brad Car Commercial” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgJ4pvsar1c

Janis has to put on her “go to town” bra. Can’t wear the “around the house” bra.

We have a 2004 van I bought new and a 2006 we bought used. Both are probably good for another 5-6 years. They really don’t make them like they use to, which is nice.

Why? Mine runs great! 94K miles and counting.

Is Janis undressing?

Bra shopping? Yay!

What happens when Arlo “passes”? hhhmmm

Even the mailbox is dented—nice detail!

Gettin’ in my “go to town” clothes.

I bought a hail-damaged Subaru years ago. Got a great deal. The hail damage just made it look like it had done Subaru things.

Retail therapy.

A new windsheild and the car runs fine. If you don’t like the way the dents look, paint it white and inscribe “Titleist” all over it.

maybe it’s just me, because it certainly isn’t Janis, but that straight arm “wave” gives off mid-20thC Germany vibes

glad she didn’t grieve too long

Nekkid shopping? Woo-hoo!

Pay your way through the pain.

Sign of the times. I just read that Ford next year, will no longer offer the option of having AM radios. I guess that AM radio is going the way of newspapers. Obsolete with better choices.

How is she going to go shopping? They just took away her hail storm damaged car!

jeez janis, it’s barely started to rust where the hail hit it…

Momma wants a new car.

Hello colorist! Janis was already wearing a black top and pants, have her change into something else.

I like the detail of the dented mailbox.

If everyone in town needs a new car and most of the dealer’s cars were parked outside too, how far out of state do they need to go to get another car?

Janis strips to go shopping? (Okay I know she isn’t, but it sounded cool).

The windshield is broken. Yes there are dings in the body. It doesn’t mean the car can’t run anymore. I drove a car with dings for 6 years No big deal.

Looks like Janis is going to try for some extra discounts.