Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 04, 2023

Sorry, Froggy, but she has two kids. You ought to have done your due diligence before puckering up.

Deep fried frog legs.

Ewww! Frog lips!

But, apparently, she’s a pretty good cook.

That was not fair, maiden!

Serves him right, so to speak.

Revenge is best served cooked.

A divorced mother of two kids isn’t considered a maiden.

Do we have any fair maidens left on this planet?

It was not a charming prince but it was a delicious dish.

The wrath of the fair maiden Pam cannot be denied!

An odd way to commit suicide there, by irritating Pam.

Funny!

No one is an alien in their own home. I take my saucer to your planet and I am become an alien… Wonder what the females (if they have females) look like there? Wonder if they’d fall for the line Pam fell for?

He shoulda listen to them alien astronut theorists and keeps away from earth.

That Prince was a real dish.

He would have made a nice playmate for Corporal Mittens.

They had a few more verbal exchanges before the frog ended it with “eat me”

I understand you can get a buzz from licking certain frog species. Apparently this one didn’t even do that for her.

While Pam is a beautiful mother, fair maiden she’s not. She’s not young like a maiden, and fair…definitely not.

Pam may be fair but she ain’t a maiden.

2; and I claimed dibs on both of them (along with 3,987,456 other hapless romantics.)

http://www.anvari.org/db/fun/Misc/Frog_Legs.jpg

Cuisses de Grenouilles (meaning “frog thighs”) have been part of French cuisine for over a 1000 years. Today they are considered a delicacy, and nearly 70 tonnes of frog legs are consumed every year in France. However fair maidens are very rare in France? Also after “Louis the Last” Louis XVI died at the guillotine, No one has claimed to be a Prince of France.

Hell hath no fury…

Don’t know irritable belle can make a mean frog leg

Sulu: “I’ll protect you fair maiden."

Uhura: “Sorry, neither.”

— Star Trek, episode “The Naked Time”.

Well, she has two kids, so no, she’s not a maiden. Unless she grew them in a petri dish…

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Overall, her response seems fair.

Reminds me of Uhura’s line in the episode of the original Star Trek, when Sulu calls her a ‘fair maiden’…

“Neither, mister!”

This gave me my first good laugh today. Thanks.

well, if she has 2 children she is no longer a maiden

Seems like an unfair maiden. :)

“To Serve Pam.”

Ouch!

Fair enough.

I like Brewster Rockit. Today, I love it. Two seriously funny punchlines in the final two frames. Awesome.

Best last panel ever.

Funny!

Reminds me of an Abbott & Costello bit…. Costello to resident female foil, “beautiful women find me irresistible.” Woman: “I don’t find you irresistible.” Costello: “and I don’t find you beautiful.”

LMAO!!!!!!!! This was too freakin funny!!!

This one is great!!!

Turns out the frog was right, after all.