Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 15, 2023

Let’s just say that he’s not as cocky as he used to be.

Ouch

They called him “Rusty”.

Oh, drive a stake into the grave. Ultimate piercing!

Should never have tried piercing the heart.

Pierce Brosnan?

If a giant super magnet came along, would he have just been pulled into it or have all the piercings ripped from his body to then die of blood loss?

Did he compete in jousting or fencing?

There was a group that met for lunch at a restaurant and talked about their latest surgery, medical tests, and doctors.

Probably had piercings in places others don’t have places.

He wasn’t a saint … but he was a holey man.

It’s just like MAD Magazine predicted. He got so obsessed with piercings, he decided to pierce a major organ.

The fate of Pierce from the Zits comics?

Only Wiley could come up with this.

Oh you mean that’s Jeremy’s friend Pierce from “Zits”?

Why assume it’s a “he”?

My mind sometimes absorbs things before it can even comprehend them. Before the editing software got a hold of it, I thought it read, “Ran out of body parts to replace.”

That would be me.

It was not the piercings. It was living next to the place that repaired MRI machines

I think it was 92 yo woman who holds the record for most piercings and tats.

@ earthlink.net? THAT STILL EXISTS?

Enough of them in the lips and tongue, could lead to starvation.

Someone said, ‘you can’t take it with you.’ Wonder if he did.

Instead of burying, they should recycle him

I bet people using metal detectors will have their gizmos go crazy when they get to this spot.

Is it just me or are nose piercings a bit hard to look at?

My stance is one shouldn’t do anything to oneself that if done by another would be a crime.

Death by a thousand punctures.

The one through the brain did ’em in.

… and/or tattoo.

Ewww!

Were the pallbearers from TSA?

He found that body part that’s not supposed to be pierced.

Sometimes, trying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records can be hazardous to a person’s continued existence.

Diabetes can do that to you.

I can mention the time I was in a gym stream room to seeing areas of the body being pierced in places that I had never considered possible

Gravestone I saw on Martha’s Vineyard,Massachusetts

A PERMANENT RESIDENT AT LAST.

HA!!!!

Must be the future for “Pierce” on Zits.

So his/her last try just bled out, then?

When you start piercing vital internal organs, things get really dicey.