B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 14, 2023

And turned left at Albuquerque.

Great Gazoos!

ETs phone home, if you can.

Are these the ones that crash landed in Las Vegas a few days ago?

The first life on Earth. Still no sign of intelligence.

There goes the neighbourhood!

Nah. The shops on Titan will rip ya off! And don’t get me started on Uranus." ;-)

They made a Titanic mistake.

Now they can only hope that Jane does not show up with her punching baseball thing.

How would this rate if this were a crash test? Their ship appears to be completely destroyed while they appear to be still completely intact.

I’ve gotta show this one to my neighbors, Beldar and Prymaat. They’re from France, but they’ll really get a chuckle.

“But no, you wanted to save money!”

He should have gotten the warranty when he received the phone call or email. ;-)

Follow your intuition …….

Marty the Martian could help

See what happens when you go ‘ludicrous speed’.

https://www.gocomics.com/boundandgagged/2023/06/14

Fump?

If aliens crash landed on earth, do we really want to copy their technology? I mean we can crash all we want with the technology we already have.

The aircraft had no operating thrust reverses. Breaks are a devise used on ground Vehicles. With spacecraft Aerobraking or (Atmospheric) breaks can be used to slow down on reentry, but you still need thrust reverses, and ground breaks for roll out and stopping. Well if don’t have Anti-gravity, we as of yet have not invented that (yet). I am working on it.

He would have, but the coupon had expired

They destroyed the spacecraft right after the bank had placed a-lien on it.

“This is gonna go straight onto YouTube, I just know it!” ൠ

So that explains Roswell.

So, Adam and Eve?

Now what?

“Now, I miss you more than I

Missed you before and now

Where I’ll find comfort, God knows

’Cause you left me just when I needed you most"

“Just When I Needed You Most” by Randy Van Warmer

The American Flying Saucer Association is monitoring their multi-colored box and will be there when they get there.

Luckily you landed on a planet that you can colonize.

My Favorite Martians…

I left because his shop only had screwdrivers and Vice-grips for tools.

And thus begat man on earth…

So this is the documented beginnings of Gravity Falls, Oregon! (Grin!)

You’re in Meridional Pangea

Well, that’s the breaks!

I see they made it off Titan and reached Terra.

Thanos Auto Service is definitely getting a bad review.