B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 22, 2023

take me with you guys PLEEEEEEEAAAAASEEEEEeeeee….. sigh

Machines looking for machines?

They want to know where the party’s at.

Well, no INTELLIGENT life anyway.

It’s like that is all they do. They need to get a life (themselves).

It would be more accurate to say “no intelligent life”.

Playing chess doesn’t mean you have no life. Regular play stimulates the mind to look for all threats and all solutions to any problem., but it is a game… and it’s fun.

Why did the chess master go to Prague?

To find a Czech mate

A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, “have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate… oh, and here’s the cheque, mate.”

Thanks. Good story.

Good point abut the second frame, Planet Covid.

Put-down by the space alien…and then they wonder why Earthlings are so antagonistic to them?

Don´t get huffy, it means INTELLIGENT life!

No life, or no intelligent life?

they have more life then your about to have if you don’t skat!

Depends on your definition or the act of defining. (Like life as we know it.) We send out Drones into space with an Artificial intelligence (AI) to find life as we know it. The problem is the AI may not recognize biological life, as life as IT knows it.

So… You have ‘No Life’ if you are not doing anything interesting, or boring to others.

Mostly harmless.

awesome they have a chess board, you know FOR INTELLIGENT LIFE FORM

I mean….they’re not wrong…

Given the current conditions on this planet, they might be better giving it a bye.

They’re playing an early version of chess. What more do you want?

A punchline from a very different joke, but: “You call that ‘living’?”

" ‘Get a life’….And then it grabbed me. ’That’s not what I meant,’ I yelled."

No Whales at that time?

Ha!

I have heard it said that the proof that there is intelligent life in the galaxy is that they have NOT contacted us.

Reminds me of Data singing after he gets his emotion chip. “Oh, life forms, you tiny little life forms, you precious little life forms, where are you?”

He was about to make a “cheat” move.

Earth. No life, of interest, that is. Even the Vulcans pass by the place. Too illogical.

how ruuude

Need to get to the moon and dig up that monument….

I guess you have to play 3D chess to get their attention

They could be right, but it’s MY LIFE.

If only some people would get a life of their own, and out of other people’s lives.

Trying to get a life.

No intelligent life, you mean.

Maybe nothing edible for them.

It’s Marvin. The Earth is blocking his view to Venus and he’s looking for an excuse to blow us up. Heeeey BUGS!!

They are life just artificial life.

‘Just’ ?