FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 10, 2023

No!

Better get off the couch NOW, Roger.

Never give in to ultimatums

What do you think, roger?

Living the fantasy!

He’s certainly not earning any points with her.

He’s not going to easily punt this one.

Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.Com/foxtrot/2002/09/08

She does have a point, never take advice from someone who doesn’t learn from his first mistake.

See how many calories are in that bag of chips, now calculate how many loads of crap you have to carry up from the basement to burn them off. You can finish the bag of chips if you can run that many loads out.

SO thankful that my husband feels the same way about football as I do…we both hate it.

It’s a hard choice: bag of chips, beer and divorce, or cleaning the basement and her cooking… Ah well, chips are bad for health.

Welcome to reality Fred and humbly accept who is in charge.

It’s time to choose your future.

Just when I thought fantasy sport betting couldn’t get any stupider…

The most games you can watch in full live on a NFL Sunday is three, unless it’s a week with a early European game, then it is 4.

Let the chips fall where they may.

‘Twice divorced Larry’. Need she say more?

How soon before Roger subscribes to NFL Sunday Ticket and then gets Jason to rig up a system with eight TV screens so he can watch every game at once? (Yes, I am aware of NFL Red Zone, but that’s cheating…)

At least in a fantasy football league there’s some element of engagement with the game. This is just sitting around eating snacks. You don’t need football for that.

I like boxing and am a fair-weather baseball fan. Will watch college football or basketball if someone puts it on. Walk out of the room if it’s NFL, NBA or hockey.

The one with the most points wins a bag of chips

Turn on a radio, bring the chips, and no beer until we quit for the day.

I bet Larry is going to lie through his teeth about games, chips, and beers. There’s no chance that anyone else will win against his lies.

Perhaps the only reason she hasn’t divorced Roger already is that she doesn’t want to be the sole breadwinner and caretaker for three kids.

Relax, Roger. As soon as you’re divorced from that narcissistic Andy, you will have won!

Perhaps a Fantasy Shopping League is in order? Points for best credit card purchases.

Sad thing is.. there’s probably #3 lining up, thinking she can ‘change’ him

The underbite expression gets me every time, so funny

Now THIS I can get behind.

Aaron Rogers is his Fantasy QB.

Don’t have her invoke a delay penalty on you, Roger!