That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 17, 2023

My original post from 2019:

The girl from next door was wondering if she could borrow a net.

After the Bath. a Young Girl Knocking at the Fisherman’s Window.

/// This odd painting’s long title is quirky.

Is the scene now explained, or more murky?

And which one of them bathed?

Will the girl be unscathed

for behavior so creepy and “lurky”?

My original comment: “Oh no, It’s aunt Ella! Don’t let her see you!”

Pardon me? Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?

Carl realized that he had to either buy some shades or quit vacuuming his living room in the nude.

our first visit from Mrs Kravitz!

That Bloch guy is standing out on our lawn again. What could he be doing?

One repeat deserves another:

Oh she stands there tapping, tapping

On my window facing the shore,

Where the waves are lapping, lapping,

The ghost of my drown’d Lenore.

HI! Sailor. Ready to be piped aboard? Dang, they’re gettting younger every year.

I can’t ignore the girl next door -/

I wonder what she’s looking for,,/

Tonight I’m sleeping on the floor..

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

“Excuse me, but would you like to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?”

Mary felt left out and was determined to right this wrong. Wearing her sheer nightgown and nothing underneath, she would make the peeping tom peep her as well.

Unsolicited comment on Ted’s virility

“Aunt Flo has been missing for the last two months, and it’s your fault!”

Play Misty for me

“Avon calling!”

“Avon calling.”

I once posted a sign on my lawn next to the driveway which read as follows. “NOTICE: I have found Jesus. I own a vacuum cleaner, a set of encyclopediae, three hair brushes, and a sufficiency of Tupperware (plus lids). My diet forbids cookies, candies, or other baked goods. My car is washed. I am fully insured. I know whom I will vote for. I do not sign petitions. I cut my own grass. I am well supplied with stationary, wrapping paper, and flashlight batteries. Therefore, if you ring my doorbell uninvited (unless it is Halloween and you are under the age of 15), You are a trespasser. Bullets are expensive, so there will be no warning shot. The gators in the moat are always hungry, so remains will not be returned to next of kin. Thank you for your attention. God Bless You. Now Go Away!”

The HOA made me take it down.

I’m not sure this the way to get a date?

Elsa loved playing shadow puppets.

Clint Eastwood – Play Misty For Me (1971)

“Sorry to disturb you, Captain Hardy, but you left your bathcap in my shower, again.”

♬ Keep a-knockin’, but you can’t come in…

Yoo hoo…I’m baaaack!

Nola was so desperate for grandchildren that she resorted to giving tips to her son during the act.

Oh she stands there tapping, tapping

On my window facing the shore,

Where I am napping, napping,

Cannot she hear my loud snore?

“I know you’re in there! No, don’t get up. I’ll let myself in…”

Rose looking for Charlie

After the Bath. A Young Girl Knocking at the Fisherman’s Window: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:1884 paintings from Denmark" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string window, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. Other versions has archived strip coloration image.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2336 (11/25/19) (August 16, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment and reply pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 6 works by this artist have been used here (8 times total, including this and a prior Throwback Thursday repeat), the November 25, 2019, strip being its first use. The February 7, 2023, strip has the prior non-repeat by him.

I have a doormat that says Come back with a warrant

Hey! You missed a spot!

Vivian looks for a boyfriend in all the wrong places. she got arrested and fell in love with jailer.

When the bath is a weekly event/

One acquires a more delicate scent./

As one’s wealth increases/

Isolation ceases/

Enhancing one’s social ascent..///

/// That girl at the window in pink

may not be the intruder we think.

Perhaps she’s been locked out

of her home, by the lout

who is in her house, passed out from drink.

One of my original posts from 2019:

I think she is trying to tell us … yes, she is … She is trying to tell us that she does windows too.

Ah. Just in time for Mystery Dinner Theater.

Wishing for a carload of LDS’s handing out their Watchtowers to pay a personal visit to each HOA board member.