Close to Home by John McPherson for September 06, 2023

wow, that would be a headache!

Not everyone is thrilled with where this is headed

Later they bring the empties back to the castle for a refill.

What kind of bow is that supposed to be?

Bleeb has gone into hiding!

WHERE’S THE JUICE?

Duuuh! You’re supposed to take the wrapper off first!

He doesn’t have to remove the cap. He can just squeeze them like a tube of toothpaste, and the soft parts will come right out.

The “caps” were not originally designed to be “used” that way.

But when you remove the cap, they spill no matter whether you have shaken them or not.

I thought this was a family comic!

That’s kind of gruesome. No wonder Bleeb didn’t show up today.

I don’t blame for taking a pass on today’s activities in favor of searching for much more pleasant observational opportunities.

can version not plastic bottles

I always preferred the pull tabs myself. You had your refreshment and was able to make a chain, belt, shirt etc from the pull tabs.

Another Lego movie?

Reminds me of the commercial where someone stated, “I like the easy opening top!” Right now, I can’t recall the product though.

Do not anger the dragons, for you are tasty and go well with catchup.

Did the Far Side do this? I remember this punch line in a cartoon read long, long ago.

No Bleeb today. I hope my prediction from yesterday hasn’t come true.

Sort of gives a new definition to a “tinnie”. (think Australian beer)

Just don’t leave the tops laying around for other dragons to step on.

More like “twist and shout”

Love the dark humor.

That’s one way to get a head.

Mr. McPherson has a GRUESOME sense of humor sometimes!:(

That’s the way I feel in the mornings before coffee. You know, dragon.

Even better would be: “I love how these snacks come with twist off tops!”.

Much more user friendly than the blister pack.

Bleeb must be afraid of fell beasts

This could be a drag on their armor budget.

Gruesomely hilarious!

But do you recycle the steel?……

EW!

Gross!

When it comes to humor, the darker the better. Wow, John.

What about the dragon-child-proofing??