She came down from Cincinnati. It took her three days on a train. Looking for some peace and quiet, Hoped to see the sun againBut now, she lives down by the ocean…She’s taking care to look for sharks! They hang out in the local bars And they feed right after dark
Sharks are older than trees, and even older than the rings of Saturn. Sharks – 450 million years of evolution; trees – 380 million years; and Saturns rings 100 million years ago.
Trot shark. We have a lot of them in Kentucky. For horses at the Kentucky Derby that don’t place, they may be fed to a passel of trot sharks. Sad. My cousin married one (a trot shark, not a horse).
Asharah over 1 year ago
They used to have walking whales, not walking sharks
seanfear over 1 year ago
somewhere away from any nuclear plants
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
Ah, the evolution of the lawyer.
jpsomebody over 1 year ago
Land Shark
Pointspread over 1 year ago
Fins to the left…
lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago
this explains why we migrate so much.
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
This is one of the moments in evolution they never told you about.
Darth_Walrus_1975 over 1 year ago
Jaws, the 2023 version.
momofalex7 over 1 year ago
Landshark!!
gammaguy over 1 year ago
Beware. That appears to be a lone shark.
Imagine over 1 year ago
Drop the bucket of chum and run.
zerotvus over 1 year ago
is he off to law school??
dlkrueger33 over 1 year ago
She came down from Cincinnati. It took her three days on a train. Looking for some peace and quiet, Hoped to see the sun againBut now, she lives down by the ocean…She’s taking care to look for sharks! They hang out in the local bars And they feed right after dark
DavidSharp Premium Member over 1 year ago
That evolved quickly.
dcdete. over 1 year ago
This gives me an idea for a new Hollywood blockbuster movie. I’d like to make a horror movie and combine it with a bit of comedy.
JAWS 2023: [subtitle] If These Boots Were Made For Walking. One Of These Days These Boots Will Walk All Over You!
The title a bit too long for a marquee??
jagedlo over 1 year ago
You could have also said, “We’re going to need a bigger beach!”
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Knock knock knock… CANDY GRAM
HOTLOTUS1 over 1 year ago
maybe he just has a case to go to in court
blakerl over 1 year ago
SNL LAND SHARK!!!! It’s true OMG
Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago
Just when you thought it was safe to hang out in the dunes…
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 1 year ago
landshark!
L'Europeo Premium Member over 1 year ago
You’re gonna need a bigger… car.
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Shark week is over guys.
Brian Fink over 1 year ago
Just don’t tell Rat in Pearls about the walking sharks.
rshive over 1 year ago
Evolution evidently goes more quickly in some directions.
1953Baby over 1 year ago
BEACH?!? Are you CRAZY? Find a nice hammock in a back yard in a temperate zone (imaginary), and chill out. . .at least the bugs are smaller. . .
assrdood over 1 year ago
Sharknado will be along shortly. We’re gonna need a bigger beach.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
LOL
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 1 year ago
Was this caused by evolution or is there an area of radiation near by? You never know in B.C..
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“Sharknado 23 – They’re Inside the House!”
wongo over 1 year ago
Actually that’s James Cameron in his new submersible.
22Wu33/es Premium Member over 1 year ago
there’s 100,000,000 of ’em coming after you.
William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago
Why do I hear the opening of “West Side Story”, especially “The Jets and Sharks” theme, when I look at this toon?
Just_Karl over 1 year ago
Just wait until Dr. Evil puts lasers on them!
Blaven over 1 year ago
Sharks are older than trees, and even older than the rings of Saturn. Sharks – 450 million years of evolution; trees – 380 million years; and Saturns rings 100 million years ago.
Kentucky Ken Premium Member over 1 year ago
Trot shark. We have a lot of them in Kentucky. For horses at the Kentucky Derby that don’t place, they may be fed to a passel of trot sharks. Sad. My cousin married one (a trot shark, not a horse).
Escapee over 1 year ago
Knock knockWho’s there?Land sharkFor all of us old far1s who remember SNL in the beginning
T... over 1 year ago
Another lawyer comes out of the ocean…
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Gadzooks, it’s an SNL Landshark. Probably on its way to Law School.
kc5qnk over 1 year ago
Landshark!
V45mikky over 1 year ago
Can you out run a land shark?
MihailElminar over 1 year ago
Zom 100: Bucket list of the Dead
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GiantShetlandPony over 1 year ago
Darn evolution!
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
With the shark on land is it safe to enter the water?
mindjob over 1 year ago
This explains why my ancestors were really good at billiards
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
NOW!……
rockyridge1977 over 1 year ago
Run Forest Run!!!!
hubbard3188 over 1 year ago
‘Knock,knock’ ‘Who is it?’ “Landshark!”
hagarthehorrible over 1 year ago
Still evolving amphibian can be very dangerous. Run for the life’s fellas.
jdsven over 1 year ago
“Land shark.”
Izzy Moreno over 1 year ago
Sharks have legs!