I feel sorry for my aunt. Her husband snores so loud I’m pretty sure if I sat outside they’re house at night, I’d be able to hear him. Literally, I’m not even joking, and I don’t mean sitting right at the window, I mean like, a good 10 feet from the house.
My uncle used to share my bedroom when he visited. He snored so loud (I kid you not) that he often woke himself. Which is why he became my problem: My bedroom not only had two twin beds, it was far from the rest of the bedrooms.
First night, he told me to wake him if it bothered me. So I did. But he got back to sleep before I managed, and I was kinda nervous about trying again. The next night I brought a squirt gun to bed. And used it. Several times. My mom, his sister, was horrified. He did the right thing though and told her he’d given me permission to do it.
The night after that (months later, on a different visit), he got a hotel room. Win win, as far as I could see.
PS: He was, despite the snoring, my favorite uncle. Lots of good stories to tell, and smart as a whip.
Most snoring can be eliminated by using Those nose strips that open it up. I snore horribly – except when I got bed wearing one of thoseIf you have never tried them, you should
Moved to a mobile home with wife and two adult daughters. Daughters moved out and we tried separate bedrooms, turns out we both liked it. Daughters now back but will be moving again soon. Wife said she will be glad when we have separate rooms again. I replied, “Me too.” I asked her the following morning if that means that, after 35 years together, the honeymoon’s over, she said, “Yep. We had a good run babe.”
Studies show couples who sleep in separate beds and share time in a bed when awake have longer, happier relationships. It is easier to get along with anyone after a good night’s sleep; no need to wake up annoyed with your partner for interfering with your rest.
My BFF and I are both widows and we travel together. We’ve discovered that having 2 beds in hotel room doesn’t work – we keep waking each other up with our snoring. Getting 2 hotel rooms and getting a good night’s sleep is a small price to pay.
The answer probably lies with a good ENT surgeon . open up the sinuses, remove the uvula,Shrink the soft plate. Yeah, there are good safe effective ways to solve a great deal of snoring problem’s.Better than hammer therapy! Or a break up.
An oddity, my late wife complained about my snoring. I could tell by having a dry mouth, for which I kept a water bottle by the bed. She passed last year and after reading this strip I realized I don’t hardly snore as much. New BF moving in next week, see what he has to say
Pro tip to the gentlemen: don’t ever tell your wife she kept you awake with her snoring. Even if the noise is shaking the plaster out of the ceiling. Just get earplugs.
I read many years ago that if married couples were able to sleep in separate beds/rooms, that most marriages would last a lot longer. Worked for my spouse and I.
My first sleep apnea test … couldn’t fall asleep … my second, after she started sleeping in another bedroom, no apnea nor snoring. Sadly, cancer and the Lord had taken her.
The bed is most definitely not really the best part of a good marriage, though it should be important. The real answer has to be the friendship between the partners…..
After 10 years of angry wake up 5x a night and a sleep study a Dr said no fixing him, he has a “stacked neck” and will snore like a Rino forever. Separate bedrooms have led to 33 blissful years so far.
I know exactly how she feels in that last panel; however, I decided many years ago, it was better to simply move to the other room while he was sleeping rather than be in prison for murder. Since I was always first up, not entirely sure he ever noticed I was gone!
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
Earplugs
BasilBruce about 1 year ago
Now there’s someone who likes to make an impression on men.
ronaldspence about 1 year ago
Get him a c-pap for an anniversary gift Nancy! Beats a ball-peen’
carlsonbob about 1 year ago
Breathe-Rite nasal strips might be a marriage saver!
DennisinSeattle about 1 year ago
Nancy, you need to get to sleep first so you don’t hear his snores.
paulscon about 1 year ago
some women say I snore, others that I don’t. It seems I snore when I’m not that happy with that partner.
B UTTONS about 1 year ago
RAT! Stay out of neighbor Nancy’s bed. You are to bother neighbor Karen.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 year ago
He’ll snore no more!
blunebottle about 1 year ago
I have no idea if I snore, since there is no one there to complain.
Sanspareil about 1 year ago
Bang bang Nancy’s silver hammer came down on his head……….
Alyssa the Great about 1 year ago
I feel sorry for my aunt. Her husband snores so loud I’m pretty sure if I sat outside they’re house at night, I’d be able to hear him. Literally, I’m not even joking, and I don’t mean sitting right at the window, I mean like, a good 10 feet from the house.
Erse IS better about 1 year ago
My uncle used to share my bedroom when he visited. He snored so loud (I kid you not) that he often woke himself. Which is why he became my problem: My bedroom not only had two twin beds, it was far from the rest of the bedrooms.
First night, he told me to wake him if it bothered me. So I did. But he got back to sleep before I managed, and I was kinda nervous about trying again. The next night I brought a squirt gun to bed. And used it. Several times. My mom, his sister, was horrified. He did the right thing though and told her he’d given me permission to do it.
The night after that (months later, on a different visit), he got a hotel room. Win win, as far as I could see.
PS: He was, despite the snoring, my favorite uncle. Lots of good stories to tell, and smart as a whip.
hitman4cookies about 1 year ago
That’s unusually perceptive for Pig.
markkahler52 about 1 year ago
Answer: Separate bedrooms. On opposite sides of town!
Wizard4168 about 1 year ago
The only thing better than falling asleep snuggled up to someone you love is to wake up next to the warmth and weight of their body.
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 1 year ago
Snoring can be the world’s most beautiful music. Ask any widow.
My hubby’s snoring is a comfort to me. It helps me sleep knowing that he’s near. He makes me feel safe. (Married 21.5+ years.)
donlackie about 1 year ago
Most snoring can be eliminated by using Those nose strips that open it up. I snore horribly – except when I got bed wearing one of thoseIf you have never tried them, you should
Procat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Wouldn’t a pillow over his face take care of this?
iggyman about 1 year ago
Be like me, when I fly on a plane the flight attendants wake me up, I guess I snore too loudly!
iggyman about 1 year ago
A hammer is a bit drastic I think!
Jeff0811 about 1 year ago
Moved to a mobile home with wife and two adult daughters. Daughters moved out and we tried separate bedrooms, turns out we both liked it. Daughters now back but will be moving again soon. Wife said she will be glad when we have separate rooms again. I replied, “Me too.” I asked her the following morning if that means that, after 35 years together, the honeymoon’s over, she said, “Yep. We had a good run babe.”
Ellis97 about 1 year ago
I don’t need marriage to tell how much I love someone. Just being together is enough for me.
The Orange Mailman about 1 year ago
Let me be
Your sledgehammer.
Hey!
alikgator about 1 year ago
I sleep with noise-cancelling headphones
lakita_lover about 1 year ago
Studies show couples who sleep in separate beds and share time in a bed when awake have longer, happier relationships. It is easier to get along with anyone after a good night’s sleep; no need to wake up annoyed with your partner for interfering with your rest.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Uhh, happy tenth, Hammerin’ Nan?
Goat from PBS about 1 year ago
Hey, 10 years is still a milestone. Well done.
Doug K about 1 year ago
You take the good, you take the bad, …
el_eye about 1 year ago
I hear you, Neighbor Nancy…
Ancient Wise Guy about 1 year ago
I never snore. I know this for certain because I’ve never heard myself do that.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
Or makes a stinky bubble and pulls the covers over her head.
gigi20 about 1 year ago
My BFF and I are both widows and we travel together. We’ve discovered that having 2 beds in hotel room doesn’t work – we keep waking each other up with our snoring. Getting 2 hotel rooms and getting a good night’s sleep is a small price to pay.
ladykat about 1 year ago
Both my late husband and I snored, so we cancelled each other out.
Squoop about 1 year ago
So do these women know that there are others?
Tetonbil about 1 year ago
The answer probably lies with a good ENT surgeon . open up the sinuses, remove the uvula,Shrink the soft plate. Yeah, there are good safe effective ways to solve a great deal of snoring problem’s.Better than hammer therapy! Or a break up.
mindjob about 1 year ago
The loudest snorer I met was overnight at the Powell hut on the Kepler trek, New Zealand. He kept 40 people from sleeping
WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago
Check back in 10 years to see if she gave in to her impulses.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe about 1 year ago
An oddity, my late wife complained about my snoring. I could tell by having a dry mouth, for which I kept a water bottle by the bed. She passed last year and after reading this strip I realized I don’t hardly snore as much. New BF moving in next week, see what he has to say
l.vaillancourt about 1 year ago
Pro tip to the gentlemen: don’t ever tell your wife she kept you awake with her snoring. Even if the noise is shaking the plaster out of the ceiling. Just get earplugs.
Kurtass about 1 year ago
CPAP
NaturLvr about 1 year ago
I read many years ago that if married couples were able to sleep in separate beds/rooms, that most marriages would last a lot longer. Worked for my spouse and I.
Code the Enforcer about 1 year ago
" Oh! If I had a Hammer !! " … :)
minty_Joe about 1 year ago
“Mama, get the hammer. There’s a fly on Papa’s head…”
~ Homer & Jethro
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 year ago
Duct tape.The answer to everything.
zeexenon about 1 year ago
My first sleep apnea test … couldn’t fall asleep … my second, after she started sleeping in another bedroom, no apnea nor snoring. Sadly, cancer and the Lord had taken her.
Charlie Tuba about 1 year ago
Before I moved in with my wife, it was my waterbed! Now my side is on top!
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
How appropriate, I’m pretty sure the 10th year anniversary gift is hand tools.
raybarb44 about 1 year ago
The bed is most definitely not really the best part of a good marriage, though it should be important. The real answer has to be the friendship between the partners…..
Ammosexual is riding the Red Wave Premium Member about 1 year ago
After 10 years of angry wake up 5x a night and a sleep study a Dr said no fixing him, he has a “stacked neck” and will snore like a Rino forever. Separate bedrooms have led to 33 blissful years so far.
wildlandwaters about 1 year ago
That would…um…certainly take care of the problem…
pamela welch Premium Member about 1 year ago
I know exactly how she feels in that last panel; however, I decided many years ago, it was better to simply move to the other room while he was sleeping rather than be in prison for murder. Since I was always first up, not entirely sure he ever noticed I was gone!
elgrecousa Premium Member about 1 year ago
Solution: separate beds in separate rooms. It works every time.
Corkya about 1 year ago
get rid of the bed then
Rabies65 about 1 year ago
If Nancy worked harder, she would be exhausted and sleep through the snoring…