Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 01, 2023

Ouch.

And it only has one shot.

Only has two shots as well…

It’s a double barrel, Babe. I’m not a one shot kinda’ guy. I’ve got a m_uff pistol if you’d like.

Dare I write — “pee shooter”?

Those old Derringer pistols misfired a lot. And when they did shoot, they missed their target at any range.

Life is hard when you suffer from Small Caliber Syndrome.

…it’s hard to meet anyone of good caliber anymore…

Was this from Mae West: “Are you glad to see me? Or is that a Coke bottle in your pants?”

burned!

If it has a silencer, does it mean that after he fires it, he immediately falls asleep?

You mean this derringer?

https://en.Wikipedia.org/wiki/Yancy_Derringer

But not perhaps a Trumpian Derringer. As related by Stormy.

ka-zing

Stormy, and … who was that guy…….? Tiny?

Dang! It fired a round while we were talking, Sweet Cheeks.

hopefully no accidental discharge

I feel gun nuts are compensating for “something.” In this case, he needs a Ruger Super Redhawk in .44mag.

Nice color work, Dan! Color, man! Color like the WIND!!!

ᔑ(✋˳ʖ✋)ᔐ

“Guess who?”

“Tom Thumb?”

It’s a Chapstick.

Back in the 80’s there was an asst. manager that used to call me sweetcheeks. I let it go, but got back at him by proving to our customer’s how much he didn’t know about our product on a daily basis.

It’s a starters pistol. It only shoots blanks.

It’s a wee wee pre-wee.

Stay safe and healthy everyone.

…. standing naked in front of her…he said :… ‘’ hey baby how’d you like 12 inches of happiness’’ ….. and the sweet young thing replied…. ‘’what are we going to do it four times…’’

…. in passion she yelled: …. ‘’give me 12 inches and make it hurt….’’. so they did it four times and he smacked her butt…..

“You really know how to hurt a guy.”

“I suspect you really know how to dissatisfy.”

what this comic needs is a .. ‘rim shot’…. oh takes on a completely different meaning now a days…..( where is buddy rich when you need him?)

SO many different jokes I could say here but I will play it safe and just say… HA!

Ha! A derriere derringer!

She came back to my room with me. Things got pretty hot. I was undressing when she laughed and pointed and said, “Who are you gonna satisfy with that little thing?”

I said, “Me.”

STUD: I call this move “The Pearl Harbor” – a sneak attack with my torpedo armed and ready!"

Careful. He’s easily triggered.

She scoped him out, but didn’t like the peep-sight.

just a bullet

Witty comeback.