Back in the 80’s there was an asst. manager that used to call me sweetcheeks. I let it go, but got back at him by proving to our customer’s how much he didn’t know about our product on a daily basis.
…. standing naked in front of her…he said :… ‘’ hey baby how’d you like 12 inches of happiness’’ ….. and the sweet young thing replied…. ‘’what are we going to do it four times…’’
She came back to my room with me. Things got pretty hot. I was undressing when she laughed and pointed and said, “Who are you gonna satisfy with that little thing?”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 10 months ago
Here’s the link to the original, vintage 1958 art and text.
https://www.lastkisscomics.Com/comic/small-caliber-lust/
FreyjaRN Premium Member 10 months ago
Ouch.
Jml58 10 months ago
And it only has one shot.
sevaar777 10 months ago
Only has two shots as well…
Jayalexander 10 months ago
It’s a double barrel, Babe. I’m not a one shot kinda’ guy. I’ve got a m_uff pistol if you’d like.
PraiseofFolly 10 months ago
Dare I write — “pee shooter”?
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
Those old Derringer pistols misfired a lot. And when they did shoot, they missed their target at any range.
nosirrom 10 months ago
Life is hard when you suffer from Small Caliber Syndrome.
3hourtour Premium Member 10 months ago
…it’s hard to meet anyone of good caliber anymore…
A# 466 10 months ago
Was this from Mae West: “Are you glad to see me? Or is that a Coke bottle in your pants?”
ilikai 10 months ago
burned!
phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago
If it has a silencer, does it mean that after he fires it, he immediately falls asleep?
Differentname 10 months ago
You mean this derringer?
https://en.Wikipedia.org/wiki/Yancy_Derringer
bmckee 10 months ago
But not perhaps a Trumpian Derringer. As related by Stormy.
oakie817 10 months ago
ka-zing
ajr58(1) 10 months ago
Stormy, and … who was that guy…….? Tiny?
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 10 months ago
Dang! It fired a round while we were talking, Sweet Cheeks.
ekw555 10 months ago
hopefully no accidental discharge
SofaKing 10 months ago
I feel gun nuts are compensating for “something.” In this case, he needs a Ruger Super Redhawk in .44mag.
gregcartoon Premium Member 10 months ago
Nice color work, Dan! Color, man! Color like the WIND!!!
ChessPirate 10 months ago
ᔑ(✋˳ʖ✋)ᔐ
“Guess who?”
“Tom Thumb?”
anomaly 10 months ago
It’s a Chapstick.
Thehag 10 months ago
Back in the 80’s there was an asst. manager that used to call me sweetcheeks. I let it go, but got back at him by proving to our customer’s how much he didn’t know about our product on a daily basis.
Calvins Brother 10 months ago
It’s a starters pistol. It only shoots blanks.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member 10 months ago
It’s a wee wee pre-wee.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member 10 months ago
Stay safe and healthy everyone.
kennnyp 10 months ago
…. standing naked in front of her…he said :… ‘’ hey baby how’d you like 12 inches of happiness’’ ….. and the sweet young thing replied…. ‘’what are we going to do it four times…’’
kennnyp 10 months ago
…. in passion she yelled: …. ‘’give me 12 inches and make it hurt….’’. so they did it four times and he smacked her butt…..
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 10 months ago
“You really know how to hurt a guy.”
“I suspect you really know how to dissatisfy.”
kennnyp 10 months ago
what this comic needs is a .. ‘rim shot’…. oh takes on a completely different meaning now a days…..( where is buddy rich when you need him?)
davewhamond creator 10 months ago
SO many different jokes I could say here but I will play it safe and just say… HA!
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
Ha! A derriere derringer!
Packratjohn Premium Member 10 months ago
She came back to my room with me. Things got pretty hot. I was undressing when she laughed and pointed and said, “Who are you gonna satisfy with that little thing?”
I said, “Me.”
Another Take 10 months ago
STUD: I call this move “The Pearl Harbor” – a sneak attack with my torpedo armed and ready!"
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 10 months ago
Careful. He’s easily triggered.
TonysSon 10 months ago
She scoped him out, but didn’t like the peep-sight.
oakie817 10 months ago
just a bullet
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 10 months ago
Witty comeback.