Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for November 20, 2023

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    wherescrankshaft  over 1 year ago

    Where’s Crankshaft?

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    Bill Thompson  over 1 year ago

    From the cabinet where most of us keep our assorted cleansers? Yeah, that lemon-scented Dran-o should be just the thing to silence her critics.

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    billsplut  over 1 year ago

    As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly, and I pray this arc “only” lasts 6 days. Also, Lillian drank all the rum, and now she has to tap into her emergency backup booze of White Claw.

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    J.J. O'Malley  over 1 year ago

    Wake the kids and phone the neighbors! Hilarity is about to ensue!

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    Kitty Queen  over 1 year ago

    I love her! She always winds up doing goofy stuff.

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    charliefarmrhere  over 1 year ago

    Crank will be so disappointed when he tries a lemon flavored one.

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    red_tape  over 1 year ago

    sounds like the old bat has never heard of liquor stores & the Eternal Bottle of Rum appeared miraculously in her cabinet.

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    hubbard3188  over 1 year ago

    no

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    Pongo ol’ Boy  over 1 year ago

    I didn’t know Ms. Lillian made rum balls.

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    Shirl Summ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    ewwwww

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    French Persons' Treasury of Self-Applauding Batty Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ever heard of a liquor store?

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    Time to call BoozeDash.

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    derdave969  over 1 year ago

    Several years ago a couple families got together for a communal 4th of July party. Sort of thing where everyone brings something. One lady had bought some lemonade for the kids. Fortunately we noticed it was Mike’s before any got distributed (to the kids).

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    DawnQuinn1  over 1 year ago

    Remind me to NEVER try to eat anything she makes.

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    rockyridge1977  over 1 year ago

    Be cheaper…….don’t tell them the secret ingredient.

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    dv1093  over 1 year ago

    I substitute recipes all the time. Just yesterday I was making the cranberry sauce for TKgiving. I had to substitute apple juice for orange juice.

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    bookworm0812  over 1 year ago

    That doesn’t sound very good.

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    ladykat Premium Member over 1 year ago

    No! Go out and buy another bottle of rum!

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    Mopman  over 1 year ago

    Let’s see. Will we have three days of rum ball suspense, culminating in her forgetting the cranberries on Thursday for the 20th Thanksgiving in a row?

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    j_m_kuehl  over 1 year ago

    That sent shivers down my spine. Yetch

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Go over to Aunty Acid’s house. She has plenty of Rum to spare, as well as Whiskey, Gin, Vodka, Vermouth, Scotch, Brandy, Tequila, Sake, Schnapps, Bourbon, Cognac, Absinthe, and White Lightning, to name just a few in her pantry.

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    lemonbaskt  over 1 year ago

    another fossil week !!!

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    JudithStocker Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It just might give it a kick, Lillian!

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    tcayer  over 1 year ago

    If only there were stores where you could go exchange money for rum!

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    Bill Thompson  over 1 year ago

    Sweet mother of Hades, she’s going to run down to the liquor store, run home with her purchase and call herself a rumrunner.

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    AB9SS  over 1 year ago

    5% to 10% Alcohol Lemon versus 40% (80 proof) Rum. This thing will never fly Orville!

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    People will just throw them out. Her bad baking is notorious.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 1 year ago

    “Ladies and Gentlemen — LET’S GET READY TO RUM BAL-L-L-L-L-L!”

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    WilliamVollmer  over 1 year ago

    Lil, it might be an interesting change, or,not.

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    ToneeRhianRose  10 months ago

    I’ve never had Rum Balls cause I don’t drink, but I’m sure Lemon Balls wouldn’t be the same.

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