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As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly, and I pray this arc “only” lasts 6 days. Also, Lillian drank all the rum, and now she has to tap into her emergency backup booze of White Claw.
Several years ago a couple families got together for a communal 4th of July party. Sort of thing where everyone brings something. One lady had bought some lemonade for the kids. Fortunately we noticed it was Mike’s before any got distributed (to the kids).
Let’s see. Will we have three days of rum ball suspense, culminating in her forgetting the cranberries on Thursday for the 20th Thanksgiving in a row?
Go over to Aunty Acid’s house. She has plenty of Rum to spare, as well as Whiskey, Gin, Vodka, Vermouth, Scotch, Brandy, Tequila, Sake, Schnapps, Bourbon, Cognac, Absinthe, and White Lightning, to name just a few in her pantry.
wherescrankshaft over 1 year ago
Where’s Crankshaft?
Bill Thompson over 1 year ago
From the cabinet where most of us keep our assorted cleansers? Yeah, that lemon-scented Dran-o should be just the thing to silence her critics.
billsplut over 1 year ago
As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly, and I pray this arc “only” lasts 6 days. Also, Lillian drank all the rum, and now she has to tap into her emergency backup booze of White Claw.
J.J. O'Malley over 1 year ago
Wake the kids and phone the neighbors! Hilarity is about to ensue!
Kitty Queen over 1 year ago
I love her! She always winds up doing goofy stuff.
charliefarmrhere over 1 year ago
Crank will be so disappointed when he tries a lemon flavored one.
red_tape over 1 year ago
sounds like the old bat has never heard of liquor stores & the Eternal Bottle of Rum appeared miraculously in her cabinet.
hubbard3188 over 1 year ago
no
Pongo ol’ Boy over 1 year ago
I didn’t know Ms. Lillian made rum balls.
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Shirl Summ Premium Member over 1 year ago
ewwwww
French Persons' Treasury of Self-Applauding Batty Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ever heard of a liquor store?
nosirrom over 1 year ago
Time to call BoozeDash.
derdave969 over 1 year ago
Several years ago a couple families got together for a communal 4th of July party. Sort of thing where everyone brings something. One lady had bought some lemonade for the kids. Fortunately we noticed it was Mike’s before any got distributed (to the kids).
DawnQuinn1 over 1 year ago
Remind me to NEVER try to eat anything she makes.
rockyridge1977 over 1 year ago
Be cheaper…….don’t tell them the secret ingredient.
dv1093 over 1 year ago
I substitute recipes all the time. Just yesterday I was making the cranberry sauce for TKgiving. I had to substitute apple juice for orange juice.
bookworm0812 over 1 year ago
That doesn’t sound very good.
ladykat Premium Member over 1 year ago
No! Go out and buy another bottle of rum!
Mopman over 1 year ago
Let’s see. Will we have three days of rum ball suspense, culminating in her forgetting the cranberries on Thursday for the 20th Thanksgiving in a row?
j_m_kuehl over 1 year ago
That sent shivers down my spine. Yetch
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Go over to Aunty Acid’s house. She has plenty of Rum to spare, as well as Whiskey, Gin, Vodka, Vermouth, Scotch, Brandy, Tequila, Sake, Schnapps, Bourbon, Cognac, Absinthe, and White Lightning, to name just a few in her pantry.
lemonbaskt over 1 year ago
another fossil week !!!
JudithStocker Premium Member over 1 year ago
It just might give it a kick, Lillian!
tcayer over 1 year ago
If only there were stores where you could go exchange money for rum!
Bill Thompson over 1 year ago
Sweet mother of Hades, she’s going to run down to the liquor store, run home with her purchase and call herself a rumrunner.
AB9SS over 1 year ago
5% to 10% Alcohol Lemon versus 40% (80 proof) Rum. This thing will never fly Orville!
Drbarb71 Premium Member over 1 year ago
People will just throw them out. Her bad baking is notorious.
JPuzzleWhiz over 1 year ago
“Ladies and Gentlemen — LET’S GET READY TO RUM BAL-L-L-L-L-L!”
WilliamVollmer over 1 year ago
Lil, it might be an interesting change, or,not.
ToneeRhianRose 10 months ago
I’ve never had Rum Balls cause I don’t drink, but I’m sure Lemon Balls wouldn’t be the same.