Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 17, 2023

Actually, in Russia or Iran, this is a good outcome.

At least he’s right side up and seated.

Actually, the best way of telling is to check his or her bona fides – if they include representing Trump in any way, you’ll know he or she is second or third string…

I’m assuming that’s the lawyer.

“Okaaaay … So now it’s time for Plan B.”

I imagine in France he would get croissants and Perrier.

Never, ever, hire a lawyer who was the divorce lawyer for the judge’s ex.

No Loitering-has to be for the guards.

What happens when you ignore the bills your lawyer sent to you.

If your name is T****, you definitely have a bad lawyer, because the good defense lawyers won’t work for a fool who won’t take their advice & never pays them. So he ends up with a third rate hack with an office in a strip mall that takes the case to get publicity in the bizarre hope of getting actual paying clients. Prime example is named Alina Habba!

Ruuuuddddyyyy! How ya doing?

He’s lucky it was only for an overdue payment on a parking violation. Anything else could have been serious stuff.

Better call Saul..

Nice door!

Oh, yes, give us more of Joe and the Ho!

if they’re charging $1,000 an hour and he’s willing to pay it up front they’re in it for the bucks not the man

however, same could be said for dome ‘good’ defense lawyers

Not too bad. At least he didn’t get the suspended sentence.

That’s the maximum penalty for jaywalking

And that’s how they get you.

The first charge they got this guy on (chewing gum too loudly) didn’t result in a stiff enuf punishment, so now they’re gonna get him for loitering so they can make him REALLY suffer.

talk about your no-win scenario

He must have gotten Larsen E. Pettifogger from the Wizard of I’d as his attorney. Many of his clients end up this way

No, you don’t attach the arm chains to a bracket just above the prisoner’s head; you attach them to brackets on the same walls as the leg chains. That way he can’t scratch the itchy places where the lice bite. People just don’t understand cruel and unusual punishments anymore. Silly amendment!

Serving life without parole in 30 day segments.

A case of “Dam#ed if you do, and dam#ed if you don’t” (loiter, that is).