Pickles by Brian Crane for December 03, 2023

I have Kizik shoes, love them. No tying, just slip in

Just think, Luann thinks jumping out of an airplane is dangerous. She should meet our beloved Earl.

Sounds like a country song.

I’ve already reached the point where I’ve bought my last bottle of shampoo.

The Last shall be First

Ain’t Nelson a little too old alreadyfor this?

Move over Roscoe, in the doghouse for you Earl!

Unfortunately when you die it’s usually the first time (and the last).

I could tie my shoes by the time I was 4. I thought Nelson was older than that.

Wow. That’s a very dark conversation to have with your young grandson.

Celebrate life!

A movie made of Earl’s life might be titled, “The DECADES of Living Dangerously”.

Not exactly the lesson that Nelson needs to learn right now, Earl…

Earl doing those things might be the very reason why it may be the last time he does anything

HAHAHAHA

Since I now live alone, I don’t have to justify my actions to anybody!

I don’t buy green bananas.

Earl really loves to live dangerously.

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Education.

I never “stock up” on anything anymore.

That guy really pushes his LUCK.!!!!!!!!!!

Earl is a self made fortune teller…….

Oh,earl….will u never learn?

In the 5th panel, Opal nose takes up one third of her head like a male elephant seal. If that doesn’t scare, I don’t know what will.

Baldy?

A dark thought for a lot of us old timers. This.. could be my last comment made on GoComics.

Or it could be the last time you act like an idiot. Enjoy your deserved outdoor living.

This the second sad strip I read this morning, first “Pearls before swine” and now this. I need a cheerful one!

Here I am, just casually discussing my death with my young grandson….

when was the last time you did something for the first time??

Perhaps the only wise thing ever said by Earl.

I’ve had this conversation with myself. I’ve tipped the scale to having more last times than first times years ago. But I’m good with that because I did a lot of cool first times!

You get Bonus points for trying, Earl.

WHOSE house?

Keep doing that and it could be your last day.

A friend of mine is pretty sure she has enough toilet paper to last her lifetime

One of the residents in the nursing home I used to work stated once that we always will remember our first kiss but never remember the last one. He was such a nice man. He moved in with his severely demented wife ‘couse he didn’t want to be separated from her. I will never forget his words.

I don’t remember much about my early childhood. However, I do remember thinking I was a genius because I never got my socks on the wrong feet. :)

I vote for the last one.

Actually if Earl is not allowed in the house, he would have a life free from that harridan, and could move on to greener pastures!

It would be at my house…no shoes on the bed EVER!!

How come the comics are FULL of wimpy men!!