A Sea Salt coating? Sprinkles? A viciously hot pepper dipping sauce? It will taste better if someone, an expert of course, denounces it as not being healthy.
I’m not saying this was inspired by my first visit ever to the Indiana State Fair when I visited my daughter in Indianapolis, but the Baconburger between Glazed Donuts, the Deep-Fried Oreos and the Bratchos (Bratwurst Nachos) I saw there certainly pointed me in the direction.
State Fair food is always amazingly better to smell than to buy and buy than to eat. I can just feel the food guilt slathering itself onto my body with each inhalation as I narrowly escape each booth of fried goodness.
allen@home 7 months ago
Yeah it needs to be thrown in the trash.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 7 months ago
It needs cheese and a defibrillator.
Ubintold 7 months ago
Chocolate?
blunebottle 7 months ago
Butter.
j_m_kuehl 7 months ago
On-a-Stick
chief tommy 7 months ago
A dill pickle inside of an Oreo
peacekeeper Premium Member 7 months ago
They forgot to add the Campylobacter.
Cpeckbourlioux 7 months ago
Maybe a little deep-fried butter…
The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago
The edible handle makes it environmentally responsible.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 7 months ago
Is it gluten free?
Emjeff 7 months ago
Put a Snicker’s in there
markkahler52 7 months ago
It needs a side of beer-battered liver!
figuratively speaking 7 months ago
I’m thinking we need a Twinkie wrapped in the bologna with the whale blubber.
figuratively speaking 7 months ago
I think we need to dip it in pancake batter and finish it off with a drizzle of maple syrup.
WestofthePecan Premium Member 7 months ago
One word: bacon!
Znox11 7 months ago
Cover it with cinnamon sugar.
Prey 7 months ago
Bacon! Everything need bacon!
Differentname 7 months ago
The Italian deli near me sells hot peppers stuffed with provolone cheese and prosciutto. Nature’s perfect food!!
Doug K 7 months ago
… with ketchup (or mustard, if you prefer).
wongo 7 months ago
Hum, I could do without the sausage handle.
BearsDown Premium Member 7 months ago
Sprinkles.
ladykat 7 months ago
Ick.
RPS11 7 months ago
Beer!
Totalloser Premium Member 7 months ago
mayonnaise
DM2860 7 months ago
“I think we did this one last year”
backyardcowboy 7 months ago
Needs either Oreos or BBQ sauce.
RonBerg13 Premium Member 7 months ago
A couple of meatballs would help.
goboboyd 7 months ago
A Sea Salt coating? Sprinkles? A viciously hot pepper dipping sauce? It will taste better if someone, an expert of course, denounces it as not being healthy.
comixbomix 7 months ago
Gaahhlic
ValancyCarmody 7 months ago
whipped cream!
Bill The Nuke 7 months ago
Sugar! It needs sugar!
verticallychallenged Premium Member 7 months ago
Icing? Insulin?
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 7 months ago
Mustard. It needs mustard.
stamps 7 months ago
Sugar. More sugar!!
Cozmik Cowboy 7 months ago
Why, sugar, of course! Or, even “better”, high-fructose corn syrup.
jmcenanly 7 months ago
Add some crab legs and it would look like the creature that attacked John Hurt in “Alien”
mistercatworks 7 months ago
If it isn’t wrapped in bacon, it would not be recognized as fair food. :)
Spacetech 7 months ago
Bacon!!!
brick10 7 months ago
A splash of hot sauce!
Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago
Supersize it.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 7 months ago
It needs a paper bag to hide in.. yuck! Ugly!!
looseparts creator 7 months ago
I’m not saying this was inspired by my first visit ever to the Indiana State Fair when I visited my daughter in Indianapolis, but the Baconburger between Glazed Donuts, the Deep-Fried Oreos and the Bratchos (Bratwurst Nachos) I saw there certainly pointed me in the direction.
bilbrlsn 7 months ago
State Fair food is always amazingly better to smell than to buy and buy than to eat. I can just feel the food guilt slathering itself onto my body with each inhalation as I narrowly escape each booth of fried goodness.
Csaw Backnforth 7 months ago
Should have headed to the Minnesota State Fair. New foods for 2023 included crispy lutefisk steam bun.
ira.crank 7 months ago
Market it as a gummy supplement.
ekke 7 months ago
Ketchup? Certainly some form of sugar!
Saurischia Premium Member 7 months ago
I got nauseous just reading this!
mindjob 7 months ago
A coupon good for a quadruple bypass operation
LIsaCat 7 months ago
Cheese. It needs cheese.
Lablubber 7 months ago
A cardiologist.
wildlandwaters 7 months ago
BBQ sauce??
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago
Bacon duh!
johobe Premium Member 7 months ago
…needs bacon…just sayin’…
ellisaana Premium Member 7 months ago
chocolate-dipped bacon.
Norris66 7 months ago
Loose Meat Parts? I’d have loose…ah never mind :)
neatslob Premium Member 7 months ago
Breading. It needs breading.
christelisbetty 7 months ago
“Night Court” had a guy who sold “deep fried bits and pieces” When asked bits and pieces of what ? He said “formally living things”.