The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 20, 2023

Turn it off before it explodes!!

I like the name of the bar. Where they get blitzed.

Poor Rudolph, outdone by a nose.

It’s alright, the other reindeer will be able to sub, now that they’re all lit up.

As long-predicted: You’re HISTORY, Rudolph!

Blitzen’s Bar, Come here and get a glow on!

Rudolf got a repreve when this guy proved not to be aerodynamic enough!

You is never nose how drunk you is gets eh.

And if you don’t study, Rudolph, you’ll go down in History.

Reindeer aren’t allowed to fly while drunk. That’s a job for an airline pilot.

He’d make W.C. Field proud.

Santa’s nose fetish is getting out of hand.

Competition….

Good grief – did that guy fall into a hornet’s nest?

If his nose gets that red he couldn´t find his bum with both hooves and a hunting dog!

Drinking does that to some people. The red nose doesn’t just happen to reindeer.

Is it real, or “enhanced?” Some wondered, but others were sure of the answer. Santa didn’t care either way.

That’s a reason you don’t want to take your wife to a nude beach.

Blitzen’s Bar?

Hs Rudolph become the W.C Fields of reindeer?

Staring Alex Trebek.

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I think the colorist failed to realize there should be TWO red-nosed reindeer in the bar.

It’ll be okay. Once he sobers up, he’s a brown noser.

Don’t give the cosmetic surgeons any ideas!

Yeah, but he can’t fly straight.

W.C. Fields the reindeer?

Rudolph turned into a real brown-noser!

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. Which was was a totally inadequate headlamp for a delivery vehicle of that size.

“Blitzen’s”…LOLOLOL!!!!!

A new holiday special for next year. HOW THE DRUNK RAINDEER RUINED CHRISTMAS.

It’s Rudolph’s big brother, who was always one-upping him, who was always Mom’s favorite …

Is there a different kind of rhinoplasty in Rudolph’s future?

Hey Barkeep, no more alcohol for my guy here … did you hear what he just called me?

Check today’s comic “bacon”…

Rudolph looks like he’s in the right place to get blitzed. His nose is all a glow.

rudolph looked across the bar and it was as if a light suddenly clicked on…

Nothing to do with a Ken Jennings game show.