Pickles by Brian Crane for December 18, 2023

Yeah, but the toilet seat isn’t as funny as his toupee—unless, of course, someone falls in

Does he blame that on the wind?

Don’t spit into the wind or , you know.

i had a neighbor with a his comb over, I have every hair and he hated it

That’s not a problem, it’s a preference.

Our dad had a combover but neither of us kids had the guts to tell him what it looked like. He finally saw it himself in one of those sloped bakery shop mirrors. Went right out and had it cut off.

She never leaves the seat up.

Maybe Earl has a cranial solar panel.

I worked with a guy with a Miata convertible, in the warm weather with the top down as he would drive it his hair did just like Earl’s, we found it amusing!

Is Earl going for the Don King look in panel 1?

Earl was breaking wind.

One time I was 11 minutes old.

FWIW, we always close the lid before we flush. Hubby saw that MythBusters episode about how water droplets float all over the place, and that was IT.

Unkind, Opal, even though true.

In our house, each of us is responsible for how we want the toilet seat left, and the other just has to deal with it. Nyah.

I had a high school teacher who wore a wig.

From toupe’s to toilets……. nice transition

so…the toilet seat is up because of walking into the wind?!

the toope decided to DRY UP!

Why don`t men demand that the toilet seat be left up?

Ah, the old toilet seat argument. I told my wife that if she can’t figure out how to put the toilet seat down, I’d come into the bathroom and do it for her, but she’ll have to wait for a commercial break.

Opal may have the same problem with the toilet lid (sorry if it’s not called lid, I mean the upper part which keeps everything shut and avoids germens floating around and into your toothbrush)

Wait — who’s looking after Nelson?!

Opal never hesitates to put in a good word for Earl but it is a funny one at that.

This is news to Earl…he always forgets to put it down.

Bad comb-over? Like Trump. Nothing about his politics, but that hair? HORRIBLE.

Snitch!

Just having a peacock moment.

boom!

No the real problem is women forgetting to leave the toilet seat up.

Maybe get some super magnets? Krazy-Glu?

(Most people did not know what a brisk walker Earl is.)

Windy bathroom? :)

The seat goes up when the wind blows?

Flashback to my older brother’s high school Mohawk hairdo, c. 1955

And she is unable to lower it.

My aunt visited, we took a ferry ride, her hair piece kept rising with the breeze so that she held it down with her fingers, didn’t want to go below and miss the sights. When we got to the qaint town we were visiting, I gifted her a nice scarf thinking she would use it on her head for the return trip. Nope. She held it down all the way back. Never understood that, maybe she didn’t like the scarf or my getting it for her….

Here’s a crazy idea .Put more stickum at the front end of the toupee.

Different kind of wind

I remember reading an article about the people who invented the comb-over, they came up with it for a guy who was going bald, but his head was so lumpy the combover actually looked better (hard to believe) than just shaving his whole head as most would have done at that time. Whatever tickles your tail feathers…

Good one. I almost spit out my bourbon….

Opal would not be out walking in a house dress. They don’t even make house dresses anymore, do they? She would be wearing jeans or stretchy workout pants like the rest of people her age.