Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 23, 2023

Deck the Drummer Boy would be my first choice.

OK, let’s see who can combine the most Christmas songs into one. Here’s one:

I’m dreaming that I saw Frosty get run over by a reindeer while kissing Santa Claus in Beverly Hills, L.A.

It’s beginning to smell a lot like reindeer.

Bah Humbug! Ho Ho Ho. (Ebenezer Claus)

I would like to hear Silent Jingle Bells.

Maybe if Santa Claus meets Santa Clause…?

All I Want For Merry Christmas, Darling, Is You.

Dr. Mel will get a Killbot to deliver Winky’s new spleen.

Leave it to Dr. Mel to create a Christmas carol using a faulty teleport pod.

Peace on Earth and mercy mild

God and sinners reconciled

No ear may hear His coming

but in this world of sin

where meek souls will receive Him still

the dear Christ enters in

I’m surprised Dr. Mel didn’t think of using his time machine. He could send today’s Pam back in time to help yesterday’s Pam get ready for Christmas.

Which lyrics inspire in you the true spirit of the current Christmas season?

1. “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire”

2. “Jack Frost nipping at your nose”

3. “Jack Frost roasting on an open fire”

No “E” in “Santa Claus”.

“Last Christmas I’ll ever have to hear this song…” (Please God.)

‘Clause’? He’s sucking up to part of a legal argument??

Chestnuts roasting on a holy night?

Rudolf roasting on an open fire…

In S. Florida, Christmas carols have no meaning.

Some fabulous mashups, you’ve got everybody thinking creatively – a Christmas miracle!

Grandma got run over by a hippopotamus…

Nah, I just play them one at a time at double speed. Saves the same amount of time and is more Christmas-y. :)

If combining Christmas Carols is a good idea, just think of the time you could save by combining all the Christmas movies. Maybe Dr. Mel will try that next year.

I dunno. “Rudolph Roasting Over an Open Fire” just isn’t doing it for me.

Mary, did you know I’m dreaming of a white Christmas with Santa Claus coming to town? Pa rum pum pum pum. He’s dashing through the snow with Frosty the snowman who had a very shiny nose. Soon it will be Christmas Day. Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Dr. Mel seems to be adding in movies to his multi-tasking? Or maybe Tim Rickard just needs to turn on spellcheck? Or maybe turn it off?

“Santa Clause”?

Oh Christmas tree you make me pee…