Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for January 03, 2024

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    Neil Wick  12 months ago

    Good morning™, everyone!

    Finally a strip on time. Mr. Throughton is very enthusiastic about being sawn in half! He doesn’t know who he’s dealing with or he’d be more cautious.

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    Ashmael  12 months ago

    “Oops!”

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    Brian  Premium Member 12 months ago

    “Wow, that’s the most lifelike version of the trick I’ve ever seen. That guy really looks dead!”

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    firestrike1  12 months ago

    Screwface Strikes in… The Tracyville Chainsaw Massacre… LOL…

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    Ashmael  12 months ago

    Well I doubt she’ll kill someone in front of dozens of spectators. She would be accused of manslaughter on the spot, if not murder

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  12 months ago

    Good morning™, real dangerous  looking implements !

    This could be a fake because Morgan is right there and could be an easy capture, unless Rikki helping means a clean getaway will be made.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Maybe the cabinet is really Mr. Throughton’s TARDIS, and it will de-materialize when the chain saw gets too close.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 12 months ago

    “Annodda trick is sawing a woman in half. You wouldn’t have a woman on you?” – Bugs Bunny, “Easter Yeggs”

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    firestrike1  12 months ago

    hope having a screweye won’t impair her vision and perception to the point that she has an unhappy accident with the ’saw…

    she didn’t see very well, so she sawed off the little runt…

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    firestrike1  12 months ago

    reminds me of that banned episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents with Brandon deWilde…

    https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=9m4bcN-_hbo

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    charliefarmrhere  12 months ago

    This could get real messy in a hurry!

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    electricshadow Premium Member 12 months ago

    You know what they say, “It’s all fun and games until someone loses his lower half.”

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    BreathlessMahoney77  12 months ago

    Morgana is a great magician. She made the Tracy strip disappear for two days.

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    ScottHolman  12 months ago

    Oops! Gee Whiskers….what happened?

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    IvanB.Cohen  12 months ago

    What crime is going to be linked to her? MCU personnel might want to take a course in chain saw fighting. One just never knows…

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    iggyman  12 months ago

    I hope he doesn’t go to pieces over this! And if does, which half will be his better half?!

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    iggyman  12 months ago

    Why would he feel uncomfortable? Heh,heh,heh!

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    Gent  12 months ago

    Groovy.

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    The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago

    Don’t know about him, but I’m feeling uncomfortable about this!

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    Binky  12 months ago

    Another psycho on the horizon ¯⁠\⁠(⁠°⁠_⁠o⁠)⁠/⁠¯

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    LawrenceS  12 months ago

    “Dang, I lose more audience members that way.”

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    Sporteric11   12 months ago

    Will he get cybernetic implants ? Resistance Is Futile !

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    Bwahahaha!  12 months ago

    “But first, we’ll wait for my sister, Ms Libris, to show up.”

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    crobinson019  12 months ago

    In case I missed it, a Fata Morgana is a displacement mirage—One that makes ships seem like they’re floating.

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    crobinson019  12 months ago

    And I would think that after ONE public killing, Fata wouldn’t have much of a career…

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    timbob2313 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Wow, 2 DT strips today.

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    Another Take  12 months ago

    1-FATS: I apologize to the remaining members of the audience for the long delay but it’s essential to this trick that Mr. Throckmorton sign all the Consent Forms absolving me of blame in the likely event of his death… MR. THROCKMORTON: LIKELY?

    2-…Are you ready to die…errrr…ready, Mr. Throckmorton? MR. THROCKMORTON: Spin me around – I want the audience to see my “good side”.

    3-FATS: That won’t matter to you in a second. YOU’LL NOTICE THAT I’VE UPDATED THIS OLD TRICK TO INCLUDE A CHAINSAW INSTEAD OF A HAND SAW! IT’S QUICKER AND EASIER FOR ME. OH…AND MORE HUMANE! PLUS THE 2 CYCLE SMOKE AIDES MY “GET-AWAY”!

    MR. THROCKMORTON: ERRRR….I’m having second thoughts… AIIIIIIEEEEEEE!

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    22ph  12 months ago

    Fata Morgana is executing an illusion

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  12 months ago

    MOVIE QUOTE—

    “Enter the cage or your Quaker lies!”

    Boris Karloff—-BEDLAM—-1946

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 12 months ago

    Abner Kadaver’s new gang is about to get initiated . Rikki probably suspects as much and Fata Morgana will be an unwitting pawn .

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    jim_pem  12 months ago

    If you have to tell the audience it’s an illusion, it probably isn’t.

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    Don Bagert Premium Member 12 months ago

    So does this occasional hit-person actually kill her assigned targets, or instead makes it appear that they’re dead and gets them into some type of witness protection instead?

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  12 months ago

    I’d feel uncomfortable just having that face staring down at me.

    They once sawed Oodles in half and nobody noticed.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  12 months ago

    One angle nobody’s thought of yet—-a professional illusionist would be pretty good at framing somebody else for THEIR crime.

    Rikki,beware.

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    orbenjawell Premium Member 12 months ago

    Oh joy, a “staged” magic act (they don’t call ’em “stage magicians” for nothing)….just what I needed………

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 12 months ago

    He will soon find out……….hopefully not!

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 12 months ago

    The coloring is so cheerful and bright the past few days . When does it get gloomy and dark ?

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    markwillman4  12 months ago

    “I saw a saw and it sawed me in half!”

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    Mopman  12 months ago

    I’ve never heard a magician announce, “Remember, this is an illusion, so don’t believe it!” So it won’t be an illusion?

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    jrankin1959  12 months ago

    Sorta’ like Robert Klein’s standup bit about the dentist: ‘Now, tap me on the back if this hurts…’ Tap him on the back – I broke three of his ribs!

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  12 months ago

    It happens to the best of em’-

    David Copperfield lost a fingertip when a guillotine stunt went wrong

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    Don Bagert Premium Member 12 months ago

    So I decided to see how unique Mike’s concept of a illusionist/hit person was through an online search. What little I found is centered around the Hitman video game series. In Hitman 2 and 3, “Illusions of Grandeur” is centered around a hit of a magician-in-hiding. Another hit in involved the hitman disguising himself as a “Vampire Magician” in order to complete several tasks that will allow him access to complete his magician.

    However, neither of these cases had an individual who was both a hit person and an illusionist. It’s an interesting combination – an illusion can be used to lure the mark into a death trap.

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    Jim Douglas  12 months ago

    Someone mentioned , " What a great magician she is, she made 2 days disapear " more important her magic has somehow stopped the great complainer from his daily display of nonscence and his and picky picky., u no woo eye meen!

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    Sisyphos  12 months ago

    Right! Y’all keep that in mind, rubes!

    Fata Morgana is playing the house for all it’s worth. Let’s just hope she’s as good an illusionist as Patrick thinks she is….

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