Close to Home by John McPherson for January 16, 2024

Creepy.

It’s Sigmund Freud! :-)

Ironically, NOW he’s the life of the party…

That fireplace must be making it stuffy inside.

He was also hoping she’d prop him up beside the jukebox.

And wherever you look…… there he is!

I’m trying to imagine the taxidermist who took on THAT job.

There should be laws…

The wife is grateful he didn’t also request to be mounted.

Roy Rogers had similar ideas.

He didn’t want to be displayed on the wall with the others?

Centered, with his head above the fireplace would’ve been a great place for his wife to put him – her very Dear Mount.

GREAT!! But the ardenne is a long way from here!

At least he wasn’t displayed lying down with a lily in his hand.

Way to go with Norman, Widow Bates…

Is that even legal?

I shouldn’t like it, but I did.

…and he’s on wheels so you can shove him in the closet……☺️☺️

Hope they’re careful to not spill the martini when they’re wheeling him around.

I always thought Charlie Brown would become a barber like his father, not a taxidermist.

Roy Rogers had his horse Trigger stuffed and mounted. Don’t know where he kept it, though.

No, no, no! He’s supposed to be suplexing a cougar! ht tps: / /youtu . be / 8dbXh0maXAc?t=50

With drink in hand. Hilarious!!

This may cut down her chances of remarrying.

He didn’t have enough hair on his back to be a rug.

That is what Juan Peron did to Eva Duerte Peron when she died.

Chuck Testa

And so low maintenance!

Did they make any enhancements?

why does this seem like a good idea?

The cat’s gonna love it!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bleeb, dude! Other side!!!!! :)

Why not? Roy Rogers did it with his horse Trigger…

I can imagine the body odor

The glass was a nice touch!

He’s the stuff of legend.

Well, if you are an Australian they tan your hide when you die Clyde.

Should have put him on a Roomba

Fred was always full of himself…

I would have thought he would want a younger look with a head of hair.

Gone but not forgotten.

some relation to Charlie Brown?

At least, roll him to a corner. Where he is, he’s blocking the heat from the fireplace, and, along with that, he’s got the feng shui all fenged up.

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