Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 07, 2024

I wish some other people would forget they’re running for President.

I’m still waiting for some bumperstickers to show up proclaiming “ANEURISMS FOR TRUMP”, despite the paucity of followers who likely may even be able to spell it.

That tidbit of info’s a new one on me, too. :-)

I wish the Orange Baboon would indulge in self-abuse—instead of abusing the rest of the country!!

Seems to be the way we’re going…

In the immortal words of another famous Gomer…….“Surprise, Surprise, Surprise”.

Epic Binge Duke , Epic Binge !

Shouldn’t Honey have realized by now that the occasional dangerous, degrading binge of self-abuse is just Duke’s preferred method of self-care?

It’s too bad Duke lost, he promised free sunglasses for everybody

Let Honey cuddle up to Duke, and he’ll be back on his feet in no time.

To quote Lex Luthor: “Do you know how much power I’d have to give up to become President?”

I don’t think that presidential immunity that you’re looking for will protect you from death.

Duke was ahead of his time. It took until 2016 for people to be ready for a crazed degenerate psychopathic narcissistic president.

Hey, can we prosecute Donald Trump for the way his kids turned out? They’re all thieves and grifters, and a case in Michigan just set a precedent.

Too bad that Pat Paulsen isn’t around anymore to run for President. He’d probably be the best qualified candidate.

My 8th grade teacher, Father Anselm, referred to masturbation as “self-abuse”

I used to tell people all the silly things I was going to do when I became president. They determined I would never become president. That works out well enough. I don’t have to worry about the secret service being hurt on my account.

Panel 3’s activity is just another day for Raoul.

Duke’s made of iron. He’s been binging on booze and drugs for decades and is still kicking.

I don’t remember Duke running for President. But, WP article about “Uncle Duke” has this:

“Duke ran for the White House after a short stretch as a key advisor to Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura. His campaign, headquartered in a motel in [ ], Minnesota, was a resounding failure, despite corporate sponsorships by heavy hitters Lipton Tea and Absolut Vodka.”

For the background to this story, see Doonesbury 10/30/2000 – 11/11/2000.

One of those moments Duke might regret forgetting. I wonder how much money he owes?