Pickles by Brian Crane for February 27, 2024

He needs to putty a dent in the sheetrock, of course.

I blame Weird Al.

Shoot

Yep—that’s me!

If you had not asked, he would have remembered…………

Dang Opal, you derail the train of my thought.

A little dementia, Earl…say not!

As long as it isn’t the scoop for the cat’s litter box!

And what he was going to do probably didn’t require a spatula, was after something else.

You know, if this had happened all those years ago at the town of Marathon, Greece – the emperor would have had his head lopped right off.

I came here to write a comment but forgot what it was….

I do this all the time – repeat over and over what I’m going into another room for. And yet, sometimes I still forget, because once I get in the other room, I see something else I wanted to find or there’s something else I wanted to do in that room. Then I forget my original reason for going in that room.

She broke his spatula of thought.

I decide to look something up online, see an article that distracts me, and forgot what my original search was about!

His mind did a “flip” flop! Spatula, get it?!

Why do you need a spatula? To lick the cake batter off of. Ah, childhood memories.

Because Roscoes huevos are froze to the front porch

Needs it for that burning smell coming from the KITCHEN!!

I imagine he’s pronouncing it Spat-tool-ah, because he’s can’t quite remember the name of Sean Penn’s character in “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”.

Needs a trip to Spatula City!

When a person gets older, there are usually more wrinkles on the face, but often fewer wrinkles on the brain.

Spatula Clark- go Downtown

Remembering the what and forgetting the why?

Please tell me you’re not COOKING

Nothing new there . . . or is it?

Because he can’t find the fly swatter.

I resemble that while driving.

Because he just saw Stripes and he wants her to jump up on the stove.

I gave up on my memory foam insoles years ago. They never helped.

This cartoon would be me, in spades!

He obviously needs it for something.

It’ll be easy to remember, just leave the kitchen and go to the point farthest away from it in the house

What do you expect from the son of the Polka King?

Spatula……………dumb word!

Wasn’t she the one who sang “Downtown”?

Well he’s not but what the heck.

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=E-7oMg_BGvI

I buy groceries for recipes then I forget which recipe it’s for and it just sits there.

Ah those senior moments.

To clean the bugs off of our car’s windshield.

We’re back into the “stupid Earl” realm.

To smack a fly, of course.

Now See, Opal! Next time don’t talk to me….you made me lose my train of thought…..

could be a lot worse …… he could be muttering ….. fire extinguisher,fire extinguisher , fire extinguisher and not remember why!

Get it and carry it until the use presents itself.

Perhaps it was a back scratcher.

He just came into a room. There is the doorway phenomenon. Often when you walk through a doorway you can lose track of what you were doing. Sometimes the same thing happens if you get distracted when someone says something unexpected… Like “Why were you saying spatula?”

That’s me, remembering what I went in for ….. but forgot “WHY” I wanted it ….. :)

You use a spatula near the… STOVE! Uh oh!

Oh no, the double memory thought loss…

I use my phone’s timer but, unfortunately, it doesn’t say anything useful about what it was timing. I need one that says, “Time to get cookies out of the oven.”, instead of “beep, beep, beep”.