Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 05, 2024

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    carlsonbob  10 months ago

    Too early for beer, rat?

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    BE THIS GUY  10 months ago

    If Pig is meeting Goat at the diner, why is he making coffee?

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    BasilBruce  10 months ago

    Is Rat’s name Sheldon?

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    Concretionist  10 months ago

    Who Moved (Rat’s) Cheese?

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    hariseldon59  10 months ago

    First time I’ve seen someone literally blow his top.

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    sirbadger  10 months ago

    Meanwhile, I’m reading this comic strip today like I do every day.

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    Bilan  10 months ago

    Is that machine incapable of making two cups at the same time?

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    Little Caesar  10 months ago

    Must be Roz’s asphalt sealer at the Treetops.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 10 months ago

    Here! Except today I had to mow and rake up the grass over my septic system, that’s my life!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago

    So of course Pig had to get up early and make coffee so he could meet Goat at the diner for coffee. Wait … what?

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    oldpine52  10 months ago

    I was expecting a really bad pun.

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    Imagine  10 months ago

    That’s not the morning routine I would have expected from Rat. The exploding brain part, yes. But not the rest.

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    Gent  10 months ago

    Routine like religion. Most peopels is never give it up.

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    darkwingdave  10 months ago

    Sheldon Cooper’s spirit animal.

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    iggyman  10 months ago

    Pig blew Rat’s mind! Awesome!

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    win.45mag  10 months ago

    It looks like a single serving coffee maker. Rat can’t wait 45 seconds ???

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    minty_Joe  10 months ago

    I’m not even going to wrap my head around any logic in today’s comic strip.

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    Procat Premium Member 10 months ago

    Surprised this hasn’t happened every day.

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    monya_43  10 months ago

    If your morning routine is interrupted, the whole day gets somehow out of whack. Nothing goes right.

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    KageKat  10 months ago

    On one hand, Rat’s usually a smug so and so and can deal with change for one morning. On the other hand, morning time is sacred!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  10 months ago

    Rat mind blown. RAT MIND BLOWN!

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    mac04416  10 months ago

    Tell that to the folks that work at Dunk’n

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    bittenbyknittin  10 months ago

    I just changed the time and place I recharge my phone. I feel so flexible!

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    ajr58(1)  10 months ago

    RAT! My PEEPS!

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    Chris  10 months ago

    is it really that bad… :\

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    Ellis97  10 months ago

    Rat is so OCD.

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    mindjob  10 months ago

    “Is that an atomic bomb blast or are you just happy to see me?”

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    Some of us gals do to.

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    HOTLOTUS1  10 months ago

    BUT I NEED MY COFFEE NOW!!!!

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    Old27F20  10 months ago

    Rat is like Sheldon from BBT when his Saturday morning doctor Who schedule was disrupted, hahahahaha

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    SusieB  10 months ago

    So waiting 5 minutes to make his coffee, completely wrecks Rat’s day.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 10 months ago

    Oh, God, don’t tell me I’m turning into Rat.

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    Spacetech  10 months ago

    Diners Make COFFEE… It’s What they do…

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    OBBWG  10 months ago

    I am in this comic and I don’t like it.

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    Goat from PBS  10 months ago

    I am Rat in this scenario. Don’t touch my routine! I live and die by it.

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member 10 months ago

    I’m definitely that guy.

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    oish  10 months ago

    If he was going to meet up at the coffee shop, he’d have to brew enough to fill a thermos. WiFi-ght it

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    Tetonbil  10 months ago

    From young boys to old men, we need a routine! It’s just the rules!

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    John Jorgensen  10 months ago

    Why doesn’t Pig order coffee at the diner?

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    dsom8  10 months ago

    Thank you.

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    KEA  10 months ago

    I used to be like that. Fortunately with age I’ve grown much more adaptable to changes in routine.

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    Eric S   10 months ago

    DON’T MESS with the early morning “I’m NOT awake yet” routine!

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    wildlandwaters  10 months ago

    At least pig is still alive in panel 4…

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    daking27  10 months ago

    I would love to have a routine. My disabled daughter and partially disabled wife have veto power over my plans, though.

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    FraidyFrancisInc  10 months ago

    Oh man this is how I feel when my favourite mug is gone

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    unfair.de  10 months ago

    I would’ve expected Rat to aim his head at the offender. To see Pig unharmed in the last panel is the un-punched punch line.

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    Gretchen Wingert Premium Member 10 months ago

    Sounds like my routine and don’t anybody mess it up!!!!!

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    dogday Premium Member 10 months ago

    Thing is, if you, like myself. are not really sentient until about 10a.m. (truth) that routine is what gets you to sentience while you can’t really think. I can barely HEAR before coffee and 10 o’clock. And yes, when I worked I found jobs that allowed me to NOT get there at the ungodly hour of (shudder) 8 and which I could navigate on autopilot until the brain kicked in. My husband, on the other hand, comes from a family of four . Bless his heart. When he tries to converse with me in the morning, he speaks slowly and waits for me to catch up. He’s a good soul

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    NWdryad  10 months ago

    Rat’s morning routine sounds kind of nice

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    eddi-TBH  10 months ago

    Aw Pig. You broke the Rat.

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    rossevrymn  10 months ago

    Saving this piece for my friend, Qantas.

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    Swirls Before Pine  10 months ago

    I’m reading this comic on Tuesday evening instead of my usual day. Altering routines should be easy. Of course, my routine is to read a week’s worth of Pearls every Saturday evening.

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