Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 24, 2024

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    codycab  6 months ago

    Sounds like a plan, Calvin!

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    BE THIS GUY  6 months ago

    Stiff upper lip there, Calvin.

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    lalapalooza Premium Member 6 months ago

    They are coping well.. how’s dad doing?

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    bignatefantic2.0  6 months ago

    Calvin was so happy about Hobbes being safe that he forgot that the TV was stolen

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    snsurone76  6 months ago

    The truth is finally dawning on Calvin. BTW, doesn’t that family have insurance that covers theft??

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    eced52  6 months ago

    She broke his mind. Reminds me of the old Kenny Rogers song. Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

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    peb6006  6 months ago

    Ditching TV builds character

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    Jim706  6 months ago

    Welcome to adultworld

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    Jayalexander  6 months ago

    The Sarcasm was undetectable.

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    Blu Bunny  6 months ago

    Calvin eating asparagus and doing his homework, his mom thinks, something good did come from this.

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    njchris  6 months ago

    still waiting or the humor, this is a comic strip afterall.

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    jvo  6 months ago

    And comics strips can be deep too. Don’t confine your thinking to boxes.

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    Link from Twilight Princess (He/Him)  6 months ago

    Just play the Metal Gear sound effect over Calvin’s head.

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    jessegooddoggy  6 months ago

    That face!

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    bbenoit  6 months ago

    While I agree about the asparagus, the rest sounds like our daily routine. Leave work, eat dinner, do chores, go to bed. Repete….

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    SquidGamerGal  6 months ago

    And now the grim reality is finally settling in…

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    Jimmyk939  6 months ago

    The attention span of a goldfish

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    Maybe he can set the VCR and watch it later. Oh, wait…

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Considering the year and the economy, wonder why anyone would steal a tv of that era with so many miles on it. Must have just been easy pickins

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    grocks  6 months ago

    Now tell him you’ve decided not to replace the TV …

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    david_42  6 months ago

    Robbers would be hard pressed to find our TV, plus it’s small, old and not smart.

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    Robert4170  6 months ago

    A TV whose theft Hobbes could do absolutely nothing to prevent. Hmmm.

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    Just-me  6 months ago

    You can always read comic books after you finish your homework Calvin. Besides, asparagus is good stuff, especially when it’s grilled.

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    jim_pem  6 months ago

    Just wait, Calvin. Your kids will live inside their smart phones. At least you still go outside to play.

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    Earnestly Frank  6 months ago

    Was that a record for consecutive days without Calvin or Hobbes in the strip?

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Sorry, not sorry, Calvin. You can do without TV for a few days.

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    rshive  6 months ago

    Into each life, some rain must fall.

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    g04922  6 months ago

    LOL….Panel 3 is awesome.

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    drds2  6 months ago

    Our TV died when I was thirteen, and my parents thought we’d try to live without it for a while, rather than rush to replace it. This strip describes exactly how I felt!

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    Good thing they didn’t have a console, otherwise the robbers would have needed a truck to haul off the loot

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    su43dipta  6 months ago

    Calvin just matured in the matter of a single panel.

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member 6 months ago

    That face in the third panel!!! Ufa!

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    French Persons Premium Member 6 months ago

    Panel 3: That’s reality hitting you square in the gut.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    When I was a kid, we lived in some remote locations. A lot more got done after school when TV reception was too poor to watch.

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    InuYugiHakusho  6 months ago

    Calvin now realizes how the robbery affects him personally.

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    wiley207  6 months ago

    Love that “poof!” over Calvin in the third panel!

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    BJDucer  6 months ago

    Calvin, you may not know it yet, but for you, that is probably the worst response you could have said to your parents!!

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 6 months ago

    Calvin is 6 years old, he could use a hug and some reassuring words. It’s not his job to support his parents emotionally.

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    chinook12345  6 months ago

    Buy another TV! I hate cheap parents. God his parents are such aholes! Call protective child services ASAP.

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    josh_bisbee  6 months ago

    Since Calvin mentioned homework, this happened over the school year. Which means the initial wedding pretty much took up his weekend, and his limited free time.

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    Calvin is wonder what kind of thief would steal the TV instead of the asparagus.

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    kab2rb  6 months ago

    I have a hard time no TV viewing.

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    MichiganMitten  6 months ago

    Read a book.

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    beany54  6 months ago

    No need to replace the TV!

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    Gamerkillss  6 months ago

    i’d thought they’d let that slide NOPE

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    rgcviper  6 months ago

    Epic face in panel 3. Love it.

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    Lizzie Premium Member 6 months ago

    When I was a kid in the 80s, if our TV had ever been stolen, my Silent Generation parents would have been in as big a hurry to replace it as I would have been. But they also had a smaller set in their bedroom and a black & white set in the kitchen. And we were definitely not rich, just a gather-’round-the-TV type of family.

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    johnec  6 months ago

    When I was Calvin’s age, we had a Heathkit TV.

    If we had been robbed, no way the robbers were going to haul that behemoth out.

    Plus, something in it broke on a weekly basis, and my dad was so happy hauling out all the blueprints and spending hours fixing it “for only $0.05 worth of parts”.

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