Clay Jones for April 15, 2024

gah!

As large as that is, still not enough room for everyone. graham, mtg. boebutt, rubio. cruz, etc. Yes, I know these are supposed to be capitalized. No respect given.

I kind of want to “Unsee” that. The Putin heart tattoo was funny though. :)

Ahhhh! That’s what caused the Eclipse!

Why do Clay Jones let Pizza rat see these horrible things? Yesterdat Pizza rat went to hell and back, and today……OMG. I don’t like the sippy cup!

I doubt he dyes his butt like he dyes his face. And yeah, that tat is funny.

Spacey?

A big smooch right where it puckers like a tobacco sack. And don’t spare any tung.

They have to pull down the diaper first, right?

The GQP Speaker of the House is always doing his job. In this case, it’s a rim job.

The Putin Tramp Stamp is a nice touch.

^^^Time you got yourself out of the closet, Froggy.

Shouldn’t his head be further up it?

Tsk. Jones cops out. Instead of producing a cartoon, he runs a photo.

Funny, this is exactly how I envisioned this going when I first learned of Mike Johnson’s pilgrimage to Mar-A-Lardo.

There’s a looooooooong line of Republicans behind Mike.

This is the PG version of how Mike Johnson and the entire Republican party actually payed their slavishness. Embarassing and disgusting how low they have sunk.

BOOM!!!! Mr Jones does not just hit it out of the park, he hits it over the county line!!!! It is so hard to type when laughing so much. He really nailed it.

Won’t be too long now, before Shorty Johnson is a broken man, sitting on a park bench, rumpled suit, dirty shoes, taking hits from a bottle of Yoohoo, in a brown bag. And wondering where he went wrong.

“Oh god, why did I do it? Why did I take the forbidden fruit?”

And God answers “Cause you’re a weenie, that’s why.”

That the Speaker of the House needs to consult with Trump, makes it undeniably clear that Trump is exerting very strong influence on the House.

What do you mean, WAS there.

That superglue seal ain’t broke yet, and lil’ mikey is enjoying the view, because as long as he’s behind that wide load, he’s guarded from mtg.

At least, that’s what he hopes.

It’s a good thing trump has a big bum, lots of room for autographs.

If only certain JUDGES weren’t doing the same for Traitor Trump…..

… with tongue.

Clay, I can’t believe you have the fortitude to be able to draw that. You’re a better man than I, Mr. Jones!

As I’m sitting here looking at trump’s rump, I’m watching him walking into the courtroom on the news. He doesn’t look happy and I hope he looks so much worse when the verdict is read. Do the right thing people!!!

Fake orange tanner is EVERYWHERE. I really didn’t need to know that.

I like this toon. Well stated, very funny, and politically embarrassing for Republicans.

When I remember things like Democratic National Committee cyber attacks (details on Wiki) you have to wonder what information was obtained from the RNC. Repubs must have some really dark secrets that led them to subservience to Trump and Putin.

Trump is stupid so he never thinks to put make up on his ears; so they always appear pink. He is also lazy; so his bottom would also be … .

The difference between brown nosing and a$$ kissing is depth perception

Even without Clay’s depiction, it is stupefying and disgusting that a major American political party has debased itself for this guy.

Oh yuck; that’s a visual I’ll never get out of my head :-(

Spelled “Pence” wrong.