Red and Rover by Brian Basset for May 03, 2024

“I was just wondering how well rawhide and maple syrup go together. "

“Would you be interested in exchanging breakfasts this morning?”

C’mon, this is totally an even-steven trade.

“Some syrup on this, please?”

I will trade you my Chew bone for some of your bacon

“If you want a REALLY hearty breakfast, try one of these!”

Trade for your bacon?Gah…too obvious.How about: Rawhide juice is an excellent source of calcium. You should add this to your breakfast.

Maybe Rover wants some syrup on his chew toy.

You can’t have just that. How about making it a Full Rover?

My prize rawhide for your measly piece of sticky, greasy bacon? Huh? Huh?

Or, “I’ll trade you!”

“Some syrup for your dog star, please.”

Hey Red, trade a bone for a cake?

A little syrup, please.

My Milky Bone could sure use some syrup and bacon. A pancake would be nice too.

Trade?

Wanna add some syrup, Red!!!

Could I have some Mrs. Butterwoof’s please?

I’ll trade you

swap

“Bone” Appetite!

How long are they going to do this?

“wanna trade?”

You got pancakes, syrup, AND bacon, and all I got was this chew bone?! Where is the fairness there Red! Where?!

I do think it’s a fair swap. Rawhide is a good source of protein. Plus, you can bury it. Can you bury a pancake?

Wanna trade? My favorite breakfast for yours?

Wanna trade?

Look what I found in the yard!

“Trade this for your pancakes I’m on a no bacon diet”

Pass the syrup!

Don’t tell me you’ve never wanted to try a rawhide bone dipped in maple syrup.

Trade ya for the bacon!

This dizziness is for the birds… Wait! There he goes!

But these bones are soooo delicious!

“A chewy bone for a slice of bacon?”

Trade ya ~ my bone for your bacon??

Quick, while mom’s in the other room!

Trade ya!

I think Brian is at a lost for words.

Doggybone Corp. is working on a bacon/pancake chewy with syrup juice, if you are looking for a career.

Pass the syrup please?

“But you said syrup makes everything taste better!”

I will trade you this tasty rawhide bone for one of those overcooked sausages.

I’ll trade you!

Needs syrup.

Trade you a Milky Bone for that bacon….

Wanna find out if this is really bacon flavored like they say?

Please? All things go better with syrup!

“Wanna trade?’

Wanna trade?

Wow, people who complain about a little caption contest either have no imagination, or are just cranky ‘I have no life’ whiners.

Just a temporary trade, Red! A slice of bacon will suffice!

“I’ll trade you my milky bone for one of those pancakes!”

Trade you! My chewy for that strip of Bacon!

I know it’s breakfast, but can I have some ranch dressing?

Some pancake syrup on my chewy bone with bacon, please.

“Whatdaya mean you don’t want to trade?”

Wanna Trade?

Syrup please!

I propose a trade

How about a trade?

Aunt Jemima This..

I’ll trade my favorite bone for a piece of bacon.

“Pass the syrup, please”

No saturated fat and sugar-free… You should try it ..

Think mom can fry this bone in the bacon grease?

This time I promise not to eat this on the couch if you add that last strip of bacon and a little syrup!

“Will ya look at that! The waitress mixed up our orders again!”

My sweet tooth wants some syrup!

“I’ll trade my chew bone for the bacon and licking the plate when you’re done.”

Will you dunk my doggie bone in the ‘gravy’?

“Can you go bury this for me? I’ll watch your breakfast for you while you’re gone!”

Trade?

Trade?

“Wanna trade?”

I can tell, yours isn’t made of rubber!

A little “Log Cabin” for my chew log, please?

Do they make these in syrup flavor?

Trade ya for that Bacon!

Trade?

“Here, Red…you need some roughage!”

Trade ya.

“Eat Up and Eat! I Want To Go Out to Play.”

Bone and bacon sounds good to me!

my rawhide bone for your strip of bacon, even up trade?

No Rover. That is not a fair trade. But I will share my pancakes with you.

Red. It is my favorite bone. That’s a fair trade!

Trade you my snack for your stack!

“Pardon me good sir. Could you please pass the syrup?”

Wanna Share?

Maple Syrup Please!

Swap ya

“Wanna trade?”

Trade ya!

I’ll trade you!

Dr. Lick says, “Take this. It’s better for you.”

Trade ya.

“Hey! You’re eating my Beggin’ Strips.”

Syrup please.

I’ll trade you my Raw Hide Chew Bone for your bacon and a pancake

Can I have the bacon

“Syrup for my bone, please?”

Yea, well, yours only lasts 10 minutes, mine lasts all day!

Why can’t I have any syrup?

[I love how basically every comment is the same]

May I have some syrup on my bone, please?

Let’s share.

Trade ya

Trust me. A little syrup on it and it tastes great! So it’s a deal?

If you don’t want to trade breakfasts, could I at least get a little maple syrup for my bone

“Aunt Jemima” syrup please, before it’s history.

Trade?

“The Ghost of Mrs. Butterworth will haunt you forever if you don’t give me a pancake!”

caption: Trade ya!

You keep eating stuff like that and I’ll keep winning our races, Fat Boy.

“Trade ya?”

Hey ol buddy, hows about wrapping this with that bacon and a sprinkle of that syrup?

I’ll share if you share.

Forgetting something?

Hey, RED !!! Wanna trade?

What do you mean you changed your name to Rip and mine to TNT?

Maybe just accidentally drop some syrup-soaked bacon on it Red?

Trade?

Trade?

Love Red and Rover. Hate this stupid contest. Just wasted ten minutes signing up so I can say – “Stop this”. We all know it’s a great to get our information. The strip contest is boring and now what, four days in a row. We read comics for laughs – this makes me want to scream. Brian – who sold you on this scam?

Typo above no a ‘great’ to get our information… a ‘scam’

Trade you!

Will you at least throw me a Bone?

Trade?

Syrup please on my bone!

Red can you put this bone back in your mom’s soup kettle. It was umm good.

Trade ya!

Pass the syrup please.

SMELLS LIKE BACON!

Just 2 words: Trade You.

" Hey, where’s my syrup?!?"

“Don’t we share everything?”

Can I have some Pearl Milling Company for my bone?

Can you throw some syrup on this please?

“Do you have to wait an hour to play like swimming?”

Syrup, too, please?

Trade you – my bone for your bacon!

Trade?

Trade you – my bone for your bacon!

Syrup please.

“I’m going to need more syrup and butter this time.”

Take the bone. Leave the bacon.

Trade? Or a bit of syrup?

“I think you’ll find this bone tastes better than a bacon strip.Trade ?”

“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”

Rover: Trade you a chewy toy for a slice of bacon.

“No bones about it, my breakfast is lacking.”

JUST A SQUEEZE, PLEASE!

Wanna trade?

Mine was buried behind the apple tree! Where was yours?

You can try mine if I can try yours

Can’t talk with our mouths full, but I see your longing and I’ll trade.

Wanna swap?

I’ll trade you.

Please, may I have some of your dipping sauce?

Mind if I dip this in your syrup?

I’ll trade ya. Pretty, pretty please. See my big brown soulful begging eyes

Mouths. full of goodness!

From rover :Trade you for a piece of bacon

“How about a trade? My bone for your bacon. Seems fair!”

Alright, but I’m gonna need a plate…the sticky stuff you pour on won’t stay on my bone.

If you Please sir, could you spare a little syrup for my very bland milky bone??

Gee, your food looks so tasty compared to my old bone!

Tradesise?

Trade you this delicious MilkyBone for that piece of bacon….please?

Can I have a little Boysenberry syrup, Please!!!

I’ll share mine if you’ll share yours?

“Can I have some of your syrup for my dipping sauce?”

B. Wallace

“Wanna try my breakfast?“It might taste better than yours”

Maple syrup please

Trade ’ya.

Wanna trade ?

fair trade, one large chewy bone for one small piece of bacon

Yummm bacon -wanna swap????

Spare some syrup for my bone?

“Trade ya”

I’ll share with you ……… for some of that bacon ….. ;)

A good pal would swap meals evert now and then.

Syrup for my breakfast to please.

I shouldn’t have fallen for that “fetch the book” trick.

“Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it.”

Would you put syrup on my bone? Lots of it!

A little syrup, please?

Didn’t you bring a chair for me?

Brian give me a call, so much time, so many new adventures. 206-954-7384 Seth

I’ll give 3 bones for 2 pancakes?

“trade you”

FOR THE BUBBLE SUGGESTION: Hey Red I’ll trade ya my bone for some of your yummy supper!

RED—My bone needs a butter/syrup bath!

You chew your bacon like I chew my bone

Wanna trade?

I smell bacon.

Trade ya!

“Butter and syrup make EVERYTHING taste better.”

Would you like to make a fair trade?

Aunt Jemima smiles upon you from her banishment…

Trade you for an Eggo

Whaddya mean after breakfast?!

please! just do a little dippity of my bone in the syrup.

“I invented it myself. I call it ‘the Grand Slam Rover’.”

“I love it when we share a meal!”

Wanna swap?

Syrup for my Milky Bone sure would be sweet about now!

“Bone appetite!”

I’m delivering this bone to you C.O.D Your breakfast should make us even!

Where’s my pancake?

Please wrap this in bacon and pour the maple syrup all over it

Want to trade?

Don’t Bogart the syrup!

A lil butter n syrup please!

Wanna trade?

Trade you for the bacon

SHARE SOME SYRUP RED, I NEED A TASTE OF BREAKFAST DOG BONE!

May I have some syrup on my bone, please.

Let’s make it a combo!

Trade! I’ll throw in the slobber for free!

are you sure this is this is the way you eat this?

“Trade ya this big bone for one little pancake”.

This is delicious, want to have a bite of mine and I’ll have a bite of yours!

Wanna trade breakfasts?

Wanna trade?

Trade ’ja

Please, please, please wrap that bacon around my bone.

Pass the syrup please.

Psst…Remember, today’s the day we were trading places!!

Would you pour me a glass of milk?

“wanna trade?”

I’ll trade you my bone for your bacon…

Do they make bacon-flavored syrup? And if they don’t, who can we talk to about that?

No trade, just some syrup please.

“You never know, you may like it!”

I’ll trade ya. My bone and no osteoporosis for your bacon and two cakes with syrup.

Trade ya!

“C’mon, Red! Trade-sies pleeeeeeze?!?

Trade my chewy bone for your stack of pancakes?

My bone needs some syrup, too.

“Please sir, I want some more.”

Syrup please.

Would it hurt you to throw your dog a bone?

Everything is better with syrup!

Will you throw this for me….with all that bacon and syrup on your hands?

I pay here to read comics, not write them!

TRADE YOU???

“whaddya mean you’ve never seen a pancake shaped like this?”

“Can you please dip this in your cup? I’d really like a milky way bone.”

Good morning, trade yah! Fetch or feast

I have a bone to pick with you.

‘Trade ya!’

Are we there yet.

Are we there yet

(no comment seems perfect)

Red Rover, Red Rover, send your bacon over!

You want syrup on your bone, Rover.

It needs more syrup!

Was yesterday the left bush or the right bush?

“After you’ve finished you can brush your teeth with this.”

If you share with me, I’ll share with you!

Can I have some syrup on my bone?!

“Silly Rover, I’m not going to put syrup on that!”

Trade ya!

It is worth 2 pieces of bacon!!

Wanna trade?

Doggie got a bone?

My bone is like bacon, but tied up for eating on the go.

Trade?

TRADE?

Mr. Basset told me to tell you, to dip this in your milk!

Trade ya!

Mine tastes like bacon too.

“Please pass the syrup”“Let’s barter. My best bone for your scrawny strip of bacon.”“Wanna play fetch with me now?”

“Trade?”

“I give you treats only when I get something I DON’T like.”

“Can you please finish your breakfast and come help me burry this bone?”

Good News! I was selected by the Make a Wish Foundation – And guess what?

“Trade you for the bacon…”

Wanna trade?

“Trade Ya!”

I’m just trying to help you start your diet.

Are you really going to eat all that?

I know that life is not fair. But, really?

“Could you pass the syrup, please?”

“I’m ready to work out when you’re done carb-loading!”

Trade you my bone for that bacon ……dipped in syrup.

How about a short stack for your best pal?

A chewy bone for your bacon?

What, don’t you like rawhide bones?

Trade you my bone for your pancakes.

Pour syrup on it now, nobody will know!

if you pour some syrup on the bone i’ll give you a lick.

I’ll trade you my Milky Bone for your bacon.

Got milk?

Don’t they make a bone syrup?

Trade?

TRADE YOU FOR YOUR BACON?

maple syrup, please.

darn, i only catch up once a month. guess i missed it.