Garfield by Jim Davis for May 30, 2024

Just put “Nothing” on there and you’re done.

Garfield will suffer more if he adds anything on the list

Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym today.

Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.

Me: Close enough.

It’s going to take me all day just to get a consensus of which foods are healthy.

If the foods are too healthy, they might fight back.

eaters block

Fiction IS hard!

The same thing seems to happen to me.

Well at least you not use steenky AI to writes for ya.

If you deep fry it, any healthy food tastes good. And there are a lot of foods that are healthy in moderation… So you can just eat a month’s worth today for extra points.

Be glad it’s not an intestinal block.

I know what your doing Garfield.

It should have been: “Foods that I will eat today”.

Sometimes you just can’t force it. Let go and eat whatever comes to you in the moment(s). Then write about it afterward.

I’ll tell you one thing he won’t eat: Raisins.

A cuppa and a few donuts will clear that right up, boy howdy. The Count recommends white frosted with shredded coconut, The Count’s fave. Hey… wouldn’t the coconut make it a healthy food? The Count thinks we’re on to something! Dilly! Dilly!

Maybe a donut or four will help you think Garfield? I mean, it can’t hurt I’m sure

I think he’s suffering from “Healthy food block”!

Vegetarian – Early Indian name for “Bad Hunter”.

Donuts can help with that, they’re brain food!

Garfield really doesn’t need a list of foods he’ll eat. He’ll eat anything and everything. Now, preferred foods? That’s a different matter.

It’s annoying that all the bad foods for you taste so good. There’s a certain sadism there.

Nope, can’t think of any that are healthy for me, just some which are less bad than others.

We’ve been on a Mediterranean kick for a while. My triglycerides are the highest they have ever been, like out of spec high.

so is the one writing the strip

Uhhh…. I got nothing. I’m sorry.

The list is over before it starts.

That’s a list that would be labeled “Science Fiction”.

Just change it to “tasty foods I will eat today”.

Somehow, the words “Garfield” and “healthy foods” do not seem to go together.

Yeah, it looks like the writing’s on the wall, Garfield has no intention of eating any healthy foods.

That could be “righter’s” block, Garfield. Eating right for a bloated cat isn’t easy and you won’t get help from Jon!

Food that’s good for you doesn’t necessarily mean it doesn’t taste good. However, there are “healthy” meals thatreally aren’t tasteworthy or calorie worthy …..

No Garfield, your are already done done with your story (and he lived happily ever after)

Did GoComics get updated or something? Because I now have a big Gray rectangle taking up my screen.

Soon you will suffer from colon block.

The lasagna content of Garfield’s blood is extremely low and that’s why he typed that statement.

Everybody flag the person that’s cyberbullying BenGMan!

No you are not Garfield all the foods you like are unhealthy

I wonder why

Eaters’ Block

Whatever helps you sleep at night.