Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 26, 2024

Dang, thought this was going to be a GPS joke but it wouldn’t surprise me if was a Wiley Bear that first fooled a caveman into walking off a cliff!

They hoofed it out of there.

If you go down in the woods today, you’re sure of a big surpriseIf you go down in the woods today, you’d better go in disguiseFor every bear that ever there wasWill gather there for certain becauseToday’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic

Wiley Bears – the Beta version.

Humans brought weapons, so maybe the bears are lucky the humans ran away.

Not often you see the Wiley Bears get the short end of the stick!

Those ancient hunters were smart. Today, however …

good to see the prey win for once.

Neither rain, nor snow, nor rivers, nor hills or valleys shall keep these “fearless” hunters from their “elusive prey”.

Some caveman meat to wash down with the Bear’s gazpacho.

They are Wiley adversaries, those bears.

If bear packs were a real thing before guns were invented… They’re crazy strong.

Next time, walk faster! You know, make tracks!

LOL

Looks like Moose tracks to me. I had moose in my front yard last week, so I know!

Always love the bears.

Maybe should have set up the ambush at the river.

If you go down to the Woods today ….. waste of time, Tiger is playing golf.

“All tire tracks do not lead to a food truck”. ~Aesop (+ ! to every gentle soul on here who remembers Aesop’s Fables before they were condemned to PC H E Double by sniveling but hurt Liberloonies)

Yea!! The bears are back – but, for a change, they’re not winning.

The bears always remind me of “Waltzing With Bears”, I enjoy Tommy Makem’s version. It’s playing now.

Did not see that coming! Proof bears evolved intelligence earlier than humans.

Larry, Moe and Curly?

Such a cagey ol’ Bear :D

Wiley bears!

The REAL reason I hate not getting the Sunday paper is Wiley bears coloring pages.

wiley bears!

Wiley’s bears are the best—full stop!

GAH!!! earworm!!! ta da dah ta da dah!!! it won’t stop! (love it tho1)

Come on guys. You’re getting lazy. Chase em down. Just do it……

good one

That has always been one of my very favorite songs from childhood…….thank you salakfarm. I’m sure you know the rest of the words; I do..

I choose a Wiley Bear.

Wiley bears indeed!

Big John and Sparkie’s theme song…

Cavemen hunters knew when to beat a hasty retreat.

Love the bears- – didn’t see that end coming.

Many of the hockey Teams in Canada have a home town teddy bear toss. Everyone brings a teddy bear to donate and when the home town team scores their first goal in the hockey game everyone tosses their teddy bear out onto the ice. Collected teddy bears are donated to hospitals and other children’s charities. Some of these teddy bear tosses collect several hundred bears of various sizes often including a few very, very large ones. Game is halted while they gather the bears, often bringing a half ton truck onto the ice to load.

Wild Moose (goose) chase.

To go to all that trouble for so little result … sad, really.

The Wiley Bears have been practicing their wily wiles for a long time.

They bearly got to the hunters.

Wiley Bears have been around for a Long Time.

Those bears look well fed. I think they’ve eaten enough cavemen.

The bears are definitely Wiley!

Oh, those darned Wiley Bears!!! What will they think of next?

Nuts and berries again,darn it

Were those the ancestors of Curly, Larry & Moe?