Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 18, 2024

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    Should have left it the way it was.

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    TonysSon  7 months ago

    Pitcher Jesus will give a sermon on the mound. (Jesus was called up from the burning bush league.)

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    Superfrog  7 months ago

    I’m sure there was one about not stealing 3rd base?

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    wallylm  7 months ago

    Thou shalt not bang on garbage bins to signal pitches.

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    braindead Premium Member 7 months ago

    V. Run out thy ground balls. Thy never knowest. (also pop flies with a runner on)

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    fretlessman71  7 months ago

    VI. Remember the bunt, and keep it holy.

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    Digital Frog  7 months ago

    In the Big Inning

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    Cornelius Noodleman  7 months ago

    Thou shalt play Left Out.

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    dot-the-I  7 months ago

    “There’s no crying in baseball!”

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    Mediatech  7 months ago

    I give you the fifteen….

    Crash!

    Ten commandments!

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    PraiseofFolly  7 months ago

    Don’t depend on ‘Angels in the Outfield.’

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    phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago

    Thou shalt not try to hit a home run with every swing of the bat.

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    smoore47  7 months ago

    THOU SHALT:

    V. WORK FAST.

    VI. THROW STRIKES.

    VII. CHANGE SPEEDS.

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    JudyAz  7 months ago

    Penalty for disobedience: getting rained out for forty days.

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    MRBLUESKY529  7 months ago

    Well, the Bible starts out with “In the big inning”.

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    rlaker22j  7 months ago

    send it to Detroit they need all the help they can get

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    Ignatz Premium Member 7 months ago

    V. Never make the third out at third base.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 7 months ago

    Too complicated. … You throw the ball, You hit the ball, You catch the ball. Sometimes it rains!

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    Redd Panda  7 months ago

    VIII. Thou should scratcheth thyself in the dugout, not on the field of play.

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    tuliplover  7 months ago

    VI. Remembereth thou how many outs there are.

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    preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago

    Right. It needs a rewrite. Perhaps soccer style next time.

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    wirepunchr  7 months ago

    Take a shower before the game, we don’t need foul balls.

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    sandpiper  7 months ago

    Some things come to resemble religion due to the dedication of their adherents. But there also are many others who pay no attention to either the ‘newer’ forms or the traditional, much revised, edited, ‘readjusted,’ and modernized form. T’is the way of it. Some adhere, some ignore, and some just haven’t a clue.

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    ChessPirate  7 months ago

    Thou shalt not: Throw beanballs, spitballs, punches, or tantrums…

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    billrobinsonmusic  7 months ago

    Hell, the book starts with “In the big inning…”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Actually for a ballplayer…excellent advice!!! God knows all!

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    JCunnngham Premium Member 7 months ago

    IX. Use 2 hands when catching the ball

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    arntzjj  7 months ago

    IV. Watch the ball…

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    alanoodle  7 months ago

    “Hit it where thee ain’t.”

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    AZPhinFan  7 months ago

    or golf

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    Ermine Notyours  7 months ago

    Honor thy TV and endorsement contracts.

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    Flatworm  7 months ago

    Please show these commandments to Victor Robles.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 7 months ago

    Illogical sequence.

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    Blackthorne42  7 months ago

    Someone should give these to Angel Hernandez… across the head… repeatedly

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    It definitely puts the kibosh on bleacher insults when God is the umpire.

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    eddi-TBH  7 months ago

    Jehovah made Moses a sporting proposition. He should have taken it.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 months ago

    Wow, I came late to the comments today and was dumfounded that nobody has yet posted George Carlin’s classic routine on the 10 Commandments, but your patience has been rewarded. Here they are (if you extract a couple of spaces):

     youtu. be/ sk81tUUhRig?si=bHkKsKgmW5WEtWIZ

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    Uncle Kenny  7 months ago

    Ah, I hark back to my days as a recreation baseball coach. I yelled all of those (minus the “Thou shalt”)…When coaching recreation basketball, I only had three things I yelled. On defense, “Get on your man!” On offense, “Pass the ball around,” and “Set up your play!”

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    keenanthelibrarian  7 months ago

    Well, it’s supposed to have taken him an awful long time just to get ten of ‘em – I don’t think the Supreme Being actually wanted him to sub-edit …

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    fourteenpeeves  7 months ago

    Thou shalt drown t he ghost runner in The red Sea

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