Bob Gorrell for May 28, 2024

What could possibly make Bore-all “and attractive for alternate” cartoonist?

If Trump becomes president again the real cartoonists will end up in gulags somewhere. Too bad you’ll be safe Gorrell.

Steal from children with cancer?

Sell top secret classified documents?

Incite an insurrection?

Get your followers to smear sh*t on the walls?

Commit fraud? Run a scam university?

Bankrupt casinos?

bbbut Biden’s stutter.

Only Clownhall carries you, Gorrell – says a lot. Even Payne is carried by a real newspaper.

Gorrell is paid to lie. Maybe even to himself.

PS: “… AND ATTRACTIVE CANDIDATE”??

Lying criminal Trump has a terrible personality.

Sure, if you lack morals, a sense of right and wrong, and a penchant for criminal behavior and presidential incompetence.

Bobo is wrong as usual

Hatred of Biden has been the platform of Republicans starting in the last election cycle. It meshes completely with the platform ‘whatever Trump wants’.

Goofy Gorrell is getting desperate.

Yup, weekend at Bernie’s Biden and his kakistocracy are so awful that the bad orange man makes a better alternative.

Some people were born to look stupid, others have stupidity thrust upon them.

Come on Mr. Gorrell. There is a second thing that makes Trump appear to be an attractive candidate; Fox News. They deserve much of the credit.

Nothing Ames Trump an attractive anything, much less candidate for POTUS. He is the worst of America rolled into a wrinkled and rotten hot dog casing.

Biden has been an amazing country leading us out of the Trumpian Dark Ages. Biden is an example of what a POTUS should be. Trump is an example of what a POTUS should NEVER be.

The tide continues to go Trump’s way. And no matter how many times Jill tells us how great Biden is, we see him try to read a speech and know he’s toast.

@Concretionist: “PS: ‘… AND ATTRACTIVE CANDIDATE’??”

It seems that “speech” failures don’t just happen orally. In addition to Trump and Biden, it looks like we now have Gorrell. Just how old is he?

And why is there no Wikipedia article on Gorrell? Can a person demand to be “unlisted”? And if so, why would Gorrell do so? Is there something he doesn’t want us to know?

It’s not just Biden. It’s inflation, Illegal aliens, Rampant crime, Corruption, Antisemitism, Shortages, Sexual perversion, Election fraud, Revisionist history, Energy dependence, Lowered academic standards, Censorship, Homelessness, Racism, Hate. It’s the Democrat agenda. Dump all Democrats!

PS: if you post with a typo, copy the post, delete it, edit it, and repost it. Easy.

You call it right Mr. Gorrell.

It is shameful how the DNC allowed this pitiful matchup to happen.

The DNC engineered this matchup.

No

Freedom v. Fascism. Should be a no brainer, but not in America.

Must be nice living in the alternate reality you’ve been in since 2016, Gorrell.

I think it was the other way around. Biden was the more attractive alternative to Drump.

Only a COMPLETE IDIOT would think the fat felon Trump is a better candidate than Biden, and Gorrell proves his own idiocy in the caption of this cartoon: Bobby can’t even figure out the difference between the words ‘an’ and ‘and’. Go back to cartoonist kindergarten, Bobby.

@Radish the wordsmith- The Repulsive-cans sure to seem to love it!

Let me see, do I want dementia or cancer?

Keep sucking up Gorrell. I’m sure you will get there someday.

2/38

same Trump and Biden from 07/25/2023

Polls Show Biden Still Has Sizable Lead Among Those Who Will Be Counting The Ballots.

An adjudicated rapist is a better alternative? Really? An insurance, banking, and tax fraud is a better choice? Really? A man that crawled up on top a porn star while his wife recovered from childbirth is your guy? What the hell has happened to America?

Nothing can make T-rump attractive. That is why he has to pay to get laid. Only losers pay for that. T-rump=loser. T-rump voter = deluded person following a conman.

President Biden is fit physically and mentally… as shown in the comic… no comparison to a malignant narcissistic psychopathic wannabe dictator whose goals are retribution, revenge, and keeping out of jail. Hmmm… sounds like another ‘leader’… Bibi who kills women and children.

Now THAT is classic projection.

Instead of Biden, they should show pictures of the border and San Francisco.

The reality is the opposite. Very few people like Biden as a president, and the Democrats can’t agree on anything. Only Trump could make a Biden victory possible. And despite all the politicking in the last four years, have many people changed their minds? Remember, one of the working parts of the Big Lie was the record turnout at the last Presidential election. That turn out was due to how much people disliked Trump.

Yeah seeing them side by side helps me make my decision to vote for the status quo and not the soon to be convicted insurrectionist

Gorrell, You would have loved Italy in 1939.

no Bob… you have this backwards. Nothing can make the conman/fraud/fascist/insurrectionist/draft dodger/sexual abuser/compulsive liar/victim/snowflake/politics playing/thinking he is above the law/failed businessman/snake oil salesman/TROLL look good for any position.

“What could possibly make Donald tRump AND attractive alternative for president?”

So Bob, the “and” is the attractive alternative Joe Biden to tRump. Yes, he is. By far.

There is absolutely no one who could make the orange rapist an attractive alternative. Nobody!

Someone has beer goggles if they think Biden makes Traitor Trump look more attractive. Heck, Traitor Trump makes Biden look ready to compete in the Olympics!

Mr. Gorrell: Still waiting for an answer.

Standing a walking cadaver next to Trump won’t help.

Shouldn’t it be AN, not And, and also, there is absolutely nothing in this world and beyond that could make Trump an attractive alternative for President!!!

Let us for one moment notice that even this artist could not draw the two men without depicting one as lumpen fat, slovenly and smug, the other admittedly rumpled but otherwise appearing lean and welcoming.

Sure, because a competent caring POTUS like Biden is always worse than a corrupt incompetent tRump. Only in your right wing Bizarroworld Gorell!

What could make Donald Trump and attractive alternative for President?

What could help Bob Gorell learn to use “an” instead of “and” in the sentence and look less like a fool?

But to answer the question: Absolutely nothing.

‘You are gangsters’: Robert De Niro clashes with pro-Trump protesters

De Niro warns Trump could ‘destroy the world’ if elected

Robert De Niro is a native New Yorker, and likened Donald Trump to the sort of clown that is tolerated in the city, but does not belong in the White House.

“Donald Trump wants to destroy not only the city, but the country, and, eventually, he could destroy the world,” the actor warned.

That’s and easy one. I’ll take the one with “half his brain tied behind his back.” (Thanks Rush)

Gorrell answered his own question. It can’t be done!

Gorrell wins a ‘Monthly Payne Stupid’ Award!

Definitely in The Bizarro World but not on this planet.

So you admit trump is not six foot three

True!

Nope. Not even close. I’m not thrilled that Biden’s running for re-election, but even standing next to a runny pile of poo, Trump wouldn’t look like an attractive candidate.

Yeah, how many indictments has Biden been hit with? How many women have accused HIM of rape? Why do you think a whiny, malignantly narcissistic, ignorant moron is the better one to run the country? Did YOU drink the bleach Trump recommended in 2020?

This cartoon will make the pinheads of gocomics libs explode … just like little kernels of popcorn. POW!

And Biden is bought and paid for by China.

I think this one needed a little proofreading.