OK, so today I’m going to the soo to see the sebras and sebus, the sebra finch and the sebra spitting cobra. Then I’m going to cross the road at the school sone. I’m going to do some online shopping with amason and then I’ll have dinner with a side of succhini before watching a movie, Sorba The Greek. Zo there.
I read a humorous essay years ago lamenting the problems with English: silent letters, letters that aren’t there in the pronunciation of words (there is no r in colonel), how we could eliminate entire letters by using others (s and k for c, as phritzg noted earlier, f for ph). Then the author finished with a paragraph using the new rules. It was hard to read even though it followed from everything he had said earlier.
Who’s to say what’s right and wrong here anyway? Just because “Z” is pronounced “zee” in American English and “zed” in British English doesn’t mean ether one is wrong. Besides, “Zed” will always mean Sean Connery’s character in the movie “Zardoz” to me (great soundtrack, by the way, courtesy of Beethoven’s 7th Symphony)!
The pronunciation ‘zed’ comes from the Greek name of the letter ‘zeta’.Since the letter ‘b’ comes from the Greek ‘beta’, I wonder why we don’t pronounce its name ‘bed’.
catchup 6 months ago
Ahem! I think you’ll find that it’s more a case of Someone decided to replace S with Z!
Dave Thompson Premium Member 6 months ago
Zorro.
franksmin 6 months ago
OK, so today I’m going to the soo to see the sebras and sebus, the sebra finch and the sebra spitting cobra. Then I’m going to cross the road at the school sone. I’m going to do some online shopping with amason and then I’ll have dinner with a side of succhini before watching a movie, Sorba The Greek. Zo there.
a sage 6 months ago
Theme song from the 60’s TV show.
cdward 6 months ago
Pizza.
alien011 6 months ago
Z sounds nothing like C, no matter what the Americans say. Change my mind.
The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago
Then, when I sleep I’d sound like a snake!
DawnQuinn1 6 months ago
Read the comic again and see the pun.
phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago
I’m not sure about replacing the “Z” with the “S”, but we can replace the letter “C” by using an “S” or a “K”, in the right sirkumstanses.
Lee26 Premium Member 6 months ago
Z game is afoot, Watson.
Steve Jarvis Premium Member 6 months ago
By John Sakour & Zcott Robertz…
nednewbie 6 months ago
He’s doing it backwards; replacing “s” with “z”
95 6 months ago
Podcast clickbait; with MMM banner ads I’m sure.
tarnsman 6 months ago
I read a humorous essay years ago lamenting the problems with English: silent letters, letters that aren’t there in the pronunciation of words (there is no r in colonel), how we could eliminate entire letters by using others (s and k for c, as phritzg noted earlier, f for ph). Then the author finished with a paragraph using the new rules. It was hard to read even though it followed from everything he had said earlier.
oakie817 6 months ago
Sorro??! sebra? succhini?
willie_mctell 6 months ago
Phonics or fonix? You decide.
WF11 6 months ago
Who’s to say what’s right and wrong here anyway? Just because “Z” is pronounced “zee” in American English and “zed” in British English doesn’t mean ether one is wrong. Besides, “Zed” will always mean Sean Connery’s character in the movie “Zardoz” to me (great soundtrack, by the way, courtesy of Beethoven’s 7th Symphony)!
Caeruleancentaur 6 months ago
The pronunciation ‘zed’ comes from the Greek name of the letter ‘zeta’.Since the letter ‘b’ comes from the Greek ‘beta’, I wonder why we don’t pronounce its name ‘bed’.
Aladar30 Premium Member 6 months ago
English is a really weird language.