OK, so today I’m going to the soo to see the sebras and sebus, the sebra finch and the sebra spitting cobra. Then I’m going to cross the road at the school sone. I’m going to do some online shopping with amason and then I’ll have dinner with a side of succhini before watching a movie, Sorba The Greek. Zo there.
I read a humorous essay years ago lamenting the problems with English: silent letters, letters that aren’t there in the pronunciation of words (there is no r in colonel), how we could eliminate entire letters by using others (s and k for c, as phritzg noted earlier, f for ph). Then the author finished with a paragraph using the new rules. It was hard to read even though it followed from everything he had said earlier.
Who’s to say what’s right and wrong here anyway? Just because “Z” is pronounced “zee” in American English and “zed” in British English doesn’t mean ether one is wrong. Besides, “Zed” will always mean Sean Connery’s character in the movie “Zardoz” to me (great soundtrack, by the way, courtesy of Beethoven’s 7th Symphony)!
The pronunciation ‘zed’ comes from the Greek name of the letter ‘zeta’.Since the letter ‘b’ comes from the Greek ‘beta’, I wonder why we don’t pronounce its name ‘bed’.
catchup 12 days ago
Ahem! I think you’ll find that it’s more a case of Someone decided to replace S with Z!
Dave Thompson Premium Member 12 days ago
Zorro.
franksmin 12 days ago
OK, so today I’m going to the soo to see the sebras and sebus, the sebra finch and the sebra spitting cobra. Then I’m going to cross the road at the school sone. I’m going to do some online shopping with amason and then I’ll have dinner with a side of succhini before watching a movie, Sorba The Greek. Zo there.
a sage 12 days ago
Theme song from the 60’s TV show.
cdward 12 days ago
Pizza.
alien011 12 days ago
Z sounds nothing like C, no matter what the Americans say. Change my mind.
The Reader Premium Member 12 days ago
Then, when I sleep I’d sound like a snake!
DawnQuinn1 12 days ago
Read the comic again and see the pun.
phritzg Premium Member 12 days ago
I’m not sure about replacing the “Z” with the “S”, but we can replace the letter “C” by using an “S” or a “K”, in the right sirkumstanses.
Lee26 Premium Member 12 days ago
Z game is afoot, Watson.
Steve Jarvis Premium Member 12 days ago
By John Sakour & Zcott Robertz…
nednewbie 12 days ago
He’s doing it backwards; replacing “s” with “z”
95 12 days ago
Podcast clickbait; with MMM banner ads I’m sure.
tarnsman 12 days ago
I read a humorous essay years ago lamenting the problems with English: silent letters, letters that aren’t there in the pronunciation of words (there is no r in colonel), how we could eliminate entire letters by using others (s and k for c, as phritzg noted earlier, f for ph). Then the author finished with a paragraph using the new rules. It was hard to read even though it followed from everything he had said earlier.
oakie817 12 days ago
Sorro??! sebra? succhini?
willie_mctell 12 days ago
Phonics or fonix? You decide.
WF11 12 days ago
Who’s to say what’s right and wrong here anyway? Just because “Z” is pronounced “zee” in American English and “zed” in British English doesn’t mean ether one is wrong. Besides, “Zed” will always mean Sean Connery’s character in the movie “Zardoz” to me (great soundtrack, by the way, courtesy of Beethoven’s 7th Symphony)!
Caeruleancentaur 11 days ago
The pronunciation ‘zed’ comes from the Greek name of the letter ‘zeta’.Since the letter ‘b’ comes from the Greek ‘beta’, I wonder why we don’t pronounce its name ‘bed’.
Aladar30 Premium Member 11 days ago
English is a really weird language.