B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 17, 2024

Try labeling them “Pet Rocks”

put a 1 before the 20, and write “iRock” on it – here you go. A recipe to rip off most of the idiots

Be sure to collect the whole set.

Pet Rocks!

“These are some pretty rocks we found” Youtube if jewelry commercials were honest

The Human Brain if not used becomes the most gullible. It made an empire out of Fox News!

I’ll take the heavy, shiny yellow one you’re using as a door stop. Based on a true story.

People will buy anything that’s one to a customer.

I’m worth a lot. There are none else like me.

Why would you pay for a worthless rock? Ask any of the million or so people who bought Pet Rocks.

Is the rock of Gibraltar included in the sale?

I would pay $20 to own that. It is a great tourist attraction which should quickly return my investment.

If you smells what the rock is cookin.

Sell the sizzle, not the steak.

It should then be priced at $19.99

Wait a minute! The currency in BC was always clams, not dollars. Is this a fake?

P.T. Barnum is often associated with the phrase “There’s a sucker born every minute”.

Yes, I did own a pet rock. One of the reasons I am still working.

“Because there’re only five rocks with this exact same shape. And, they all came from my head!” d;o)

BITCOIN

Of course, one of those rocks is in your head.

No thanks, I’ll stick with my sea monkeys

We will. We will. Rock you.

What do you want for the one Sisyphus is pushing up that hill?

The first time i heard that no two snowflakes are alike (and I mean the original type, not the stereotype) I asked how do you know that? You’d have to record and compare every snowflake that ever fell. My teacher told me to quit making trouble.

Just say “limited edition” and they will sell.

Rock on, I suppose…

Offer a 20% discount on a 50% markup and watch the money pour in.

“Only 5 left in stock and going fast!” tends to have the opposite effect on me

iGeeks will buy anything with the logo that they want.