Had some oral surgery done years ago. Result was jaw wired shut for about 6 weeks. The blender became my best friend. Early experiments with broccoli and the blender gave a similar result to that shown here.
Reminds me of the time Burger King introduced a bacon milkshake (2012). I tried one … only one. It didn’t last long on the menu.
Here’s the description: “Burger King introduced their bacon milkshake in February 2012 as part of a limited-time menu promotion. The shake combined vanilla soft serve, bacon-flavored syrup, and a generous topping of whipped cream and bacon bits, creating a unique and indulgent treat.”
I remember reading that Bobby Hull’s wife made him steak smoothies after a dustup on the rink that was particularly destructive, dentally speaking. I think he had to get his protein that way for several months.
Yakety Sax 3 months ago
You’re drinking it straight?
olds_cool63 3 months ago
A REAL man’s drink!
sirbadger 3 months ago
When he’s old enough to wash dishes, he’ll think that it is an even stupider idea.
iggyman 3 months ago
Your expression says it all Hammie!
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 3 months ago
with the right amount of gravy, that might just work
danketaz Premium Member 3 months ago
Gristle never really liquefies.
californiamonty 3 months ago
Reminds me of the time I tried the loaf of bread in a can.
Pet 3 months ago
Loving Hammie’s face in panel 2 lol!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 months ago
Joey’s Meat Trifle on Friends!
tremaine53 3 months ago
Reminds me of the time I put bacon in pasta.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 3 months ago
Wow three glugs. One glug would have convinced me. Maybe not even a glug.. just a wiff.
derdave969 3 months ago
Had some oral surgery done years ago. Result was jaw wired shut for about 6 weeks. The blender became my best friend. Early experiments with broccoli and the blender gave a similar result to that shown here.
potfarmer 3 months ago
Needs more ketchup.
Killraven Premium Member 3 months ago
Needs ketchup.
Just-me 3 months ago
I like meatloaf. A lot of times, we’ll add Poblano or Anaheim green chiles and cheese to the loaf. Quite tasty.
stephie813 3 months ago
sometimes the comments are more comical than the comic,today I can’t decide
ctolson 3 months ago
Not everything is meant to be liquified and drank, including vegetables.
sloaches 3 months ago
“…and I would do anything for lunch- but I won’t do THAT…!”
Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago
Try making a boiled okra smoothie.
ZBicyclist Premium Member 3 months ago
Reminds me of the time Burger King introduced a bacon milkshake (2012). I tried one … only one. It didn’t last long on the menu.
Here’s the description: “Burger King introduced their bacon milkshake in February 2012 as part of a limited-time menu promotion. The shake combined vanilla soft serve, bacon-flavored syrup, and a generous topping of whipped cream and bacon bits, creating a unique and indulgent treat.”
mfrasca 3 months ago
Add cayenne, cinnamon, allspice, and cumin and you got yourself some semi-authentic Paterson NJ texas weiner sauce.
IndyW 3 months ago
Get used to it. You’ll be drinking it in your last days in a nursing home. YUK!!
DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago
Ha! I bet neither Kirkman nor Scott actually tried it.
[Unnamed Reader - 83d506] 3 months ago
Obviously he forgot the chocolate syrup!
Strawberry King 3 months ago
What made you think it would be?
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
maybe don’t actually chug it!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 3 months ago
Older siblings can be resources.
prrdh 3 months ago
I remember reading that Bobby Hull’s wife made him steak smoothies after a dustup on the rink that was particularly destructive, dentally speaking. I think he had to get his protein that way for several months.
frs1951 3 months ago
Little dude, you need to add mash potatoes for crying out loud.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 3 months ago
Zoe added too much veal.
cracker65 3 months ago
Makes me want to puke
The Quiet One 3 months ago
Yikes, I could have told you that Hammie.
kathleenhicks62 3 months ago
ICK!!!!
thatbackgroundcharacter 3 months ago
That is quite the expression, Hammie! You have an illustrious career in your future!
ellisaana Premium Member 3 months ago
A face to launch a bazillion ships.
Silence Dogood Premium Member 3 months ago
It’ll be the next Gen-Whatever craze and rage…soon as their stomachs are completely purged of things like avocado toast..
J-Yoshi64 3 months ago
If you’re not looking for the sugariness of a milkshake, it might work.
christelisbetty 3 months ago
Bears a striking resemblance to Bill The Cat.
comicalUser 3 months ago
Surprised he didn’t say: “Ack!”
calliarcale 3 months ago
Ah, he has reinvented the Bassmatic.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 3 months ago
Beef broth with spinach makes a decent ‘smoothie’, kept in a thermos for quick energy for a busy day away from home.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 months ago
Well,back to carrot juice….