Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 07, 2024

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    BasilBruce  3 months ago

    Hard to tell which of these two is the good guy today.

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    K C  3 months ago

    As long as he doesn’t vote for the convicted criminal rapist, racist, bigoted, sexist, anti-American insurrectionist who hates the military and is so old and befuddled that he can’t string coherent sentences together, we’ll be okay (and his Depends diaper smells)

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    Keno21  3 months ago

    Great choice we have; a megalomaniac, or a total nit-wit.

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    Jml58  3 months ago

    Why should I vote for a candidate who works against MY interests?

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    First time ever I do not like either choice !

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Sounds to me as tho Rat’s got it just exactly right!!

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    There’s a clear choice. One candidate wants to make things better for the majority of us, the ones who don’t have it so good. The other candidate only wants to make things better for the ones who already have it pretty darn good.

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    Kurtass  3 months ago

    In Indiana, all you need is a R in front of your name. Look at the last Secretary of State race, criminal over competent.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 3 months ago

    Bad Goat. Voter suppression is always wrong.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Goat is the pretentious phony who is acts like he is wants “greater good” but he is really a dictatorial mindset who is want to suppressing others rights to votes by being in favour of voter suppression.

    At least Rat is honest and he ain’t pretentious and is clearly states what he is really wants.

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    Joe Cur  3 months ago

    Wasn’t “for the greater good” Grindelwald’s mantra? Wouldn’t have worked out so great for all the muggles, just saying…

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    The Fly Hunter  3 months ago

    ….and out come the trolls!

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    e.groves  3 months ago

    “VOTE FOR PEDRO!”

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    jbmlaw01  3 months ago

    Rational voters do not vote for or against “people.” They vote for or against “policies.” The best evidence of “policies” does not come from what politicians say, but from their histories. Are you better off now than you were four years ago?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    No, you’ve been a narcissistic a-hole for years.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago

    The Count ❤️ Rat.

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    What am I doing? There is no philanthropy in Rat. He hates society.

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    GojusJoe  3 months ago

    Anyone who votes for the wrong person is a big fat stupidhead. So, nyah nyah nyah.

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    dallenboston  3 months ago

    Trolling, trolling, trolling on the river…. Sorry Tina

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    KEA  3 months ago

    does seem like there should be some kind of idiot test for weeding out voters who are not gonna help the greater good

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    rshive  3 months ago

    Rat the realist. Philanthropy is for philanthropists.

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    Ellis97  3 months ago

    I sure as heck ain’t voting for Trump. I’ll tell you that much.

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    whelan_jj  3 months ago

    Taking other people’s money, even if you do give some of it to the poor is NOT “philanthropy”.

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    hoffquotes2  3 months ago

    Admit it or not, most people feel that way

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    oish  3 months ago

    But the candidate on the right IS suppressing the vote.

    Yesterday an injunction was allowed to delay the mailing of absentee ballots in this state (that were supposed to start going out yesterday) until an appeal of the ruling against RFK to remove his name ballot.

    As this state also has several military installations with deployments oversees, the service men and women defending our American way of life are being deprived of their right to vote.

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    Goat is a commie pinko

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    Oldbutnotstupid  3 months ago

    Here’s you Sign “STUPID” ALL of the DEMO’s hold it upside down…………….

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  3 months ago

    Very well crafted Steph, one can read whatever they want to in this one.

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    Maswartz  3 months ago

    Again Goat, why do you keep talking to Rat?

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    rossevrymn  3 months ago

    Hey, who was the genius here who suggested Pastis stayed out of politics?:

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    Marc Schiffres  3 months ago

    Wouldn’t Rat be voting for himself?

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    Yes, the Electoral College pretty much fits the Voter Suppression ticket.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 3 months ago

    Why on earth is Pastis pouring gasoline on the fire for the second day in the row? There are plenty of Editorial cartoonists doing this already.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  3 months ago

    I can’t tell what is worst: people who vote against their self-interest, or for them. Also it would be an improvement to not be voting to reward egotism.

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    ncorgbl  3 months ago

    This election isn’t about choosing one who might be a philanthropist or not. It is about if we continue to have a democratic-republic or not. The government our Founders gave us, the best in mankind’s history, is threatened and needs to be saved.

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    minty_Joe  3 months ago

    “Superman’s Song” by Crash Test Dummies comes to mind right now.

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    mail2jbl  3 months ago

    Rat isn’t wrong here.

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    Ichner  3 months ago

    “Suddenly I’m in favor of voter suppression”. Speaking of which, the party that is currently campaigning on trying to “save democracy” just successfully completed legal action to keep the Green party off the presidential ballot in Nevada on a technicality[*], because they knew that people voting for the Green candidate would have cut into the number of votes Democrats would get. So much for the will of the voters.

    [*] The technicality was that the Green party had asked the Secretary of State what wording they needed to use on their petitions to get on the ballot. The (Democrat) SoS told them the wrong wording, which the Greens dutifully used. Then once the Green party had spent months acquiring the sufficient number of signatures, the Democrats went to court saying, “hey, none of those signatures count because it wasn’t exactly the necessary wording to be legal, so sorry.” Funny how the Democrat SoS’s “mistake” worked out to the Democrat Party’s ballot advantage, “Democracy” and “will of the voters” being discarded.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Why do you do this Steph? You may as well just do editorials. Or do what Mike Peters does, and do them separate

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    DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago

    Ay-yi-yi!

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    EXCALABUR  3 months ago

    Another comic spoiled by political comments.

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    Swirls Before Pine  3 months ago

    You are going to get yourself suppressed, Goat, with that attitude.

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    serial232  3 months ago

    It will horrible if murdering Harris is elected. And she and Joey murdered those 13 killed in Afghanistan.

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    AM730  3 months ago

    This strip brought to you by the Ayn Rand Foundation for Taking Everything You Have, Keeping It For Themselves, and then Calling You a Loser.

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