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Donât understand this undecided thingâŠ.there is evil (pure evil) and Democracy. I wonder if the grifter will dump vance for robinson, he is more into the trump policy. (slavery and dictatorship)
It is well known, even by magats, that Trump has never and would never do anything for anyone else without getting something from them.
My guess is that Melania has plenty to blackmail him with, from stuff with Jeffrey Epstein to the physical threats to Republican Senators because of the impeachment vote(s) and so on.
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It was funny to hear the actual âplugâ. He had not even gotten a copy, let alone even glanced at it, so he has NO idea whatâs in it.
He told everyone to go buy it because itâs a great book, but then his instincts kicked in. He said that if she said bad things about me, Iâll tell you to never buy it and get rid of it.
There may be no good choices at the top of the ballot for a voter so that voter should start studying what is called the down ballot. We have three branches of government, you canât vote for anyone on one branch but the legislative branch is quite important. Even a vote for the local Dog Catcher is important because the candidate may be their a legislator one day and so on & so forth. We donât teach enough of about our how our government works in schools anymore and that is a problem that will define us sooner or later.
Undecideds have a choice â vote or donât vote. If they vote, they might gain a president that will work for them. If they donât vote, they will just have to take whatâs coming. [And they wonât have any excuse to complain about what happens next.]
There should be no reason to be undecided at this point, unless you live in the boondocks, under a bridge or on another planet. He may do this every election because otherwise he doesnât get attention or have a life.
I wonder who âtheyâ are polling. Registered voter lists? If so, does it include those who registered to vote in the past couple of months?
I use another metric. The âfree speechâ that is known as money. Talk is cheap. Candidates do not win elections because they raise more money; they raise more money because people believe they will win.
Stupid people are entertaining; smart people are boring. Rumor and conspiracies are entertaining; facts are boring. Emotional teary eyed people are entertaining; science is boring.
Most people donât want to put in the mental work required to understand our government and the issues facing it. The Mainstream Media is happy to go along with the farce and normalize an easy to spot liar, grifter, coward, fraud and corrupt, unfit incompetent Russian dupe because he generates clicks, eyes and ears. There is no news anymore. It is simply entertainment.
As long as Americans are more interested in their local sports teams than with what happens with their government, we are susceptible to the Republican diversions. If you want to know what is wrong with country, it is embodied by the NFL.
How can anyone be undecided about this election. You either vote for a narcissistic tyrant who is a convicted felon, and habitual liar, or vote for the other person.
I fear he is not as sincerely undecided as he is trying to look. The media is looking for people who spend at least two light changes at an intersection try to decide if they should go. The true undecided in thought, word and deed.
I do think a segment of the population does not pay attention to particulars until very late. They might be apolitical. They might dislike both candidates, but will vote based on something that occurs late in the campaign (I think this is what cost HClinton in 2016). They might know but are uncomfortable telling pollsters (I do not respond at all) They might not vote.
Whatever the reason, the election will come down to who can best turn out their voters turnout. In a close race, it always does.
Yes, there are still undecided people in America. Regrettably, despite their being the least informed citizens in the country, their votes are going to determine the outcome of the upcoming election, which is why (thanks to Citizens United) thereâs going to be a billion dollars spent trying to reach them.
âWhereâs the makeup artist?â is just about the most racist remark I have seen in these comments. Polls show large numbers of âpersons of colorâ support Donald Trump because he actually did something for them. They are tired of being pushed out of the job market by persons who entered the USA illegally and have been given leave to remain here in spite of clear law demanding their immediate return to Mexico or their home countries.
If you canât choose between a pathological liar who arguably committed treason by siccing a mob on the Capitol Building in a misguided attempt to stop the certification of the election removing him from office after numerous attempts to steal said election by âjust finding the exact number of votersâ didnât work; and literally anybody else (and nevermind all the misogyny and racism and sexual assault and felony convictions)âŠ
Ratkin Premium Member 5 months ago
Whereâs the makeup artist?
Scorpio Premium Member 5 months ago
I donât there is an actual undecided voter anymore. Itâs more those want to say and those whoâd rather not
sirbadger 5 months ago
He could wear a Gamma Raygun hat just to confuse people.
The dude from FL Premium Member 5 months ago
Donât understand this undecided thingâŠ.there is evil (pure evil) and Democracy. I wonder if the grifter will dump vance for robinson, he is more into the trump policy. (slavery and dictatorship)
eromlig 5 months ago
In 2016 my wife and I called it the âJust Shoot Me Nowâ election. This could be worse.
jvo 5 months ago
This time, there are actual shootings. :(
PraiseofFolly 5 months ago
Barry has avoided watching the media, so he will ceremoniously flip a coin.
Superfrog 5 months ago
Barry took two days to pick which shirt to wear for this.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 5 months ago
If youâre still undecided, youâre beyond hope!
braindead Premium Member 5 months ago
Serious question for magats and undecideds:
Why did The Messiah plug Melaniaâs book?
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It is well known, even by magats, that Trump has never and would never do anything for anyone else without getting something from them.
My guess is that Melania has plenty to blackmail him with, from stuff with Jeffrey Epstein to the physical threats to Republican Senators because of the impeachment vote(s) and so on.
.
It was funny to hear the actual âplugâ. He had not even gotten a copy, let alone even glanced at it, so he has NO idea whatâs in it.
He told everyone to go buy it because itâs a great book, but then his instincts kicked in. He said that if she said bad things about me, Iâll tell you to never buy it and get rid of it.
Differentname 5 months ago
Back in 2004 Andy Rooney had a piece on 60 Minutes. He said that anyone who was still undecided in October was too stupid to have a vote.
Funniguy 5 months ago
There may be no good choices at the top of the ballot for a voter so that voter should start studying what is called the down ballot. We have three branches of government, you canât vote for anyone on one branch but the legislative branch is quite important. Even a vote for the local Dog Catcher is important because the candidate may be their a legislator one day and so on & so forth. We donât teach enough of about our how our government works in schools anymore and that is a problem that will define us sooner or later.
dot-the-I 5 months ago
On Barryâs 1960âs playlist:
âąThe Hollywood Argyles â âAlley-Oopâ
âąLarry Verne â âMr. Custerâ
âąThe Edsels â âRama Lama Ding Dongâ
âąBarry Mann â âWho Put the Bomp (in the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp)â
âąThe Singing Nun â âDominiqueâ
âąThe Nashville Teens â âTobacco Roadâ
âąRobert Parker â âBarefootinâ
âąNapoleon XIV â âTheyâre Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!â
Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago
Fake news. Sheâs obviously voting for Kamala. Several times.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 5 months ago
At this point, it just seems performative.
bxclent Premium Member 5 months ago
VOTE BLUE
sandpiper 5 months ago
Undecideds have a choice â vote or donât vote. If they vote, they might gain a president that will work for them. If they donât vote, they will just have to take whatâs coming. [And they wonât have any excuse to complain about what happens next.]
monya_43 5 months ago
There should be no reason to be undecided at this point, unless you live in the boondocks, under a bridge or on another planet. He may do this every election because otherwise he doesnât get attention or have a life.
FassEddie 5 months ago
Barryâs an idiot.
bluecat 5 months ago
Looks like Barry lives in the wrong state.
Packratjohn Premium Member 5 months ago
Harris could be the she-devil from hell who eats my pets and steals my grandchildren and Iâd still see her as the lesser of two evils.
dflak 5 months ago
I wonder who âtheyâ are polling. Registered voter lists? If so, does it include those who registered to vote in the past couple of months?
I use another metric. The âfree speechâ that is known as money. Talk is cheap. Candidates do not win elections because they raise more money; they raise more money because people believe they will win.
mindjob 5 months ago
Those signs should be in several languages, to assist the new immigrants
KEA 5 months ago
nice that he provides his own lights
bbbmorrell 5 months ago
Who are these people?!
rasputin's horoscope 5 months ago
Todayâs strip is too funny to spoil with a cynical comment.
Hollymartins2 5 months ago
Stupid people are entertaining; smart people are boring. Rumor and conspiracies are entertaining; facts are boring. Emotional teary eyed people are entertaining; science is boring.
Most people donât want to put in the mental work required to understand our government and the issues facing it. The Mainstream Media is happy to go along with the farce and normalize an easy to spot liar, grifter, coward, fraud and corrupt, unfit incompetent Russian dupe because he generates clicks, eyes and ears. There is no news anymore. It is simply entertainment.
As long as Americans are more interested in their local sports teams than with what happens with their government, we are susceptible to the Republican diversions. If you want to know what is wrong with country, it is embodied by the NFL.
marilynnbyerly 5 months ago
I live in one of the most hotly contested swing states. You do not want that attention.
rs0204 Premium Member 5 months ago
Do we really want a person who hasnât made up their mind by this point to vote?
pflutke59 5 months ago
How can anyone be undecided about this election. You either vote for a narcissistic tyrant who is a convicted felon, and habitual liar, or vote for the other person.
ncorgbl 5 months ago
Barry is not undecided. He decided he has a shot at some fame.
lnrokr55 5 months ago
yeah buddy, no one cares !
Kurtass 5 months ago
Where is the light on his left plugged in?
jbruins84341 5 months ago
Time was when we could vote for who would be the best leader. Now we settle for who is the least bad. I agree with Barry.
keenanthelibrarian 5 months ago
I think Barry needs to take a ticket and join the queue.
eddi-TBH 5 months ago
I fear he is not as sincerely undecided as he is trying to look. The media is looking for people who spend at least two light changes at an intersection try to decide if they should go. The true undecided in thought, word and deed.
Havel 5 months ago
I do think a segment of the population does not pay attention to particulars until very late. They might be apolitical. They might dislike both candidates, but will vote based on something that occurs late in the campaign (I think this is what cost HClinton in 2016). They might know but are uncomfortable telling pollsters (I do not respond at all) They might not vote.
Whatever the reason, the election will come down to who can best turn out their voters turnout. In a close race, it always does.
kaffekup 5 months ago
Sorry, the media isnât interested in you. Change your sign to read, âIndependent, Leans trump!â
Then the line will form instantly.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 5 months ago
Yes, there are still undecided people in America. Regrettably, despite their being the least informed citizens in the country, their votes are going to determine the outcome of the upcoming election, which is why (thanks to Citizens United) thereâs going to be a billion dollars spent trying to reach them.
Billy Yank 5 months ago
âWhereâs the makeup artist?â is just about the most racist remark I have seen in these comments. Polls show large numbers of âpersons of colorâ support Donald Trump because he actually did something for them. They are tired of being pushed out of the job market by persons who entered the USA illegally and have been given leave to remain here in spite of clear law demanding their immediate return to Mexico or their home countries.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 5 months ago
Dream on, little cowboy.
LrdSlvrhnd 5 months ago
If you canât choose between a pathological liar who arguably committed treason by siccing a mob on the Capitol Building in a misguided attempt to stop the certification of the election removing him from office after numerous attempts to steal said election by âjust finding the exact number of votersâ didnât work; and literally anybody else (and nevermind all the misogyny and racism and sexual assault and felony convictions)âŠ
Then maybe you shouldnât be voting.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 5 months ago
And then he forgets what day Election Day is