Garfield by Jim Davis for October 25, 2024

“Story”? More like “business as usual”.

Some other time he was wearing the pants he was returning to a friend

I’m glad I only caught the last three frames of this one.

wow jon tell us more! (but in a quiet voice so u dont wake us)

You smooth talker, you.

Hey Liz, tell him he had a previous gift of scissors that weren’t in a package!

Looks like Liz has been hypnotized. Explains allot.

When I first got Windows 98, there was a plastic package with a floppy disk and a message written on it that said that by opening the package, you agreed to the terms of the license. Guess where the license was.

Well, no; you see, actually, she’s gone CATatonic….

Some story Jon.

So, Jon doesn’t have something as basic as some scissors at home? I feel sorry for Liz.

“Because I ain’t got no stinger!” (cackle, cackle)#

Don’t you hate it when that happens? You need the thing to open… the same thing.

“Hey, I ordered some freeze dried water once” …thanks to Steven Wright

That was a knife story but I didn’t get the point.

Jon, the master of telling long, boring stories.

(senses a story without a beginning in this cartoon)

I guess Jon didn’t have scissors before

is that a cardboard cutout of Liz?

That’s how you bore someone.

And that’s how the Cackling Commie tells a story. God Bless America

Yes, if the idea of telling the story is to bore your audience to death.

I think Liz might be regretting her life choice right now

The funny part of this is that he is actually correct .

I’ve had packages like that.

Years ago I bought one of those "As seen on tv’ things. It cuts through all of those horrible hard plastic. It’s so great, I got three more and gave two to friends and one to my sister. Mine is called OPEN IT.

Anyone else think this is actually a good twist??

The perfect cure for the most severe insomniac patients: Jon’s stories.

Shoulda quit while you’re ahead Jon!!! ;-)

Liz looks hypnotized

I can so relate to Jon and his ramblings… unfortunately I’m the one rambling all the time.

I wonder if Liz has regretted wasting the last 18 years of her life dating this dweeb. Why don’t they get married already?

Ellen Degeneres does this same joke in one of her old standup specials…

He probably bought a special tool to open blister packs and the tool CAME IN A BLISTER PACK.

Jon you could have used a knife to open the package..

Jon you could have used a knife to open the package.

She is in a boredom induced trance.

And yet Liz sticks with him…..

Oh, no! He bored her so much, she’s in a coma!

Arbuckle you’re several bales of hay lost on your load. Please return to checkout and try again.

zzzzzzzz….zzzzzzzzzzzzz….zzzzzzzzzzz….zzzzzzzzzzzz…

Liz, one more reason to dump Jon.

I like the shirt Liz is wearing :D